scottish beyonce

lewis calamari capaldi, as good as it's gonna get. i were robbed at the grammys. @hellishextent

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am always wondering why my sleep schedule is so fucked up and then i wake up at midnight like thats fuckin normal. 

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ya might be wondering why am awake at 5am. well thats cos ma local did a lewis lock in and wouldn’t let me leave until 4am. so hit a cheeky maccys on the way home didnt i and then barfed on ma mums new rug.

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proper glad i was never asked to do eurovision cos i would have to quit music forever if i performed and got 0 points.

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am i a bad brit if ave still yet to watch eurovision?

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hi hello am lewis capaldi. professional shit poster. i write very very sad songs and they tend to go to number one, which worries me about the british population. my ex went on national tv to say she thought someone ya loved was about her, when really i wrote it about ma dead nan. bit awk.

am often compared to a potato smiley or meatloaf, as he is today. we have to stan. tell me your celebrity lookalike @ hellishextent

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love when ave got insomnia and i can hear my neighbors goin at it to craig david. they’re makin love by wednesday alright, a couple days bloody early.