Shanley Damien

Young, fabulous and broke.

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My cooking is fabulous even the smoke alarm is cheering on me on. #ShotonOnePlus (at New Panvel, Navi Mumbai) https://www.instagram.com/p/CCq57umJoTV1qIsfOB-ZJhlQBD_BMQ0T96ITdc0/?igshid=1h87dwtdhhp83

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All the things I really like to do are either immoral, illegal or fattening. #ShotonOnePlus (at New Panvel, Navi Mumbai) https://www.instagram.com/p/CCq5oOtJrW7sKOeIvAShusjYxY9S5drVDTloRY0/?igshid=1u4is8agtxtoo

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The word "good" has many meanings. For example, if a man were to shoot his grandmother at a range of five hundred yards, I should call him a good shot, but not necessarily a good man. #ShotonOnePlus (at Vashi New Mumbai) https://www.instagram.com/p/CCaIlUuFWq3Y3n3RX3glJuVWHfIJXB8FAeW4Dc0/?igshid=x9f8g5ghdhjm

[sdamien96]

Due to social distancing guidelines, I will no longer be shaking hands or hugging. In lieu of these, you may kneel or bow (from a safe distance). You are welcome. #ShotonOnePlus (at Vashi New Mumbai) https://www.instagram.com/p/CCD3YPjlUfupd-q9bG6TDOpedGypQjAAJWtEQM0/?igshid=1a2z4mhs8x0pn

[sdamien96]

A salute to the oldest siblings who were the tester kids and now have to watch their younger siblings get away with everything. Justice will never be restored. #ShotonOnePlus https://www.instagram.com/p/CBXOneXJqU6d2cHnPxWKYK3Ss4KUnHtA6sD_Zo0/?igshid=18mfq67435ek

[sdamien96]

Do not take life too seriously. You will never get out of it alive. #ShotonOnePlus (at Vashi New Mumbai) https://www.instagram.com/p/CAwklo7p4SAf-nu8tY4O2dRpCw9fNeSKLW2O2E0/?igshid=ltp9qtjhrka9

[sdamien96]

Never doubt the courage of the French. They were the ones who discovered that snails are edible. #ShotonOnePlus (at Panvel - Navi Mumbai) https://www.instagram.com/p/CANl6UAJeIg-wLyeowm89xzJuP8ctX598b6d4s0/?igshid=xisoq2wx7d17

[sdamien96]

If you think you are too small to make a difference, try sleeping with a mosquito. #ShotonOnePlus (at Vashi Town (Navi Mumbai City, Maharashtra - INDIA)) https://www.instagram.com/p/B_6eDgZpAhOziHSEXjUKtmSCN5taCRi3pRZ7y80/?igshid=wxy1pufb6skz

[sdamien96]

"To Do is To Be" -Nietzsche "To Be is To Do"- Kant "Do Be Do Be Do"- Scooby Doo (at Panvel - Navi Mumbai) https://www.instagram.com/p/B_P3h5tl_h-MqpiQ51Cbzpnjs6_d0otA7r75vE0/?igshid=173r0ewg62kee

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My mom asked me what I’m doing at Easter. I said the same as Jesus – going out Friday, coming back Monday. #ShotonOnePlus #coffeepanacotta #chocolava #chickenkebabs #tandoori #chicken #easter (at Panvel - Navi Mumbai) https://www.instagram.com/p/B-4JAZTF8-q0q6LcMRiFht-PU6wPEfCXF3CMxc0/?igshid=c00jfq9tugof

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A guy comes down to earth, takes your sins, dies, and comes back three days later. You believe in him and go to heaven forever. How do you go from that to Hide-The-Eggs? Did Jesus have a problem with eggs? Did he go, "When I come back, if I see any eggs, the whole salvation thing is off?' #ShotonOnePlus #easter #coffeepanacotta #chocolava (at Panvel - Navi Mumbai) https://www.instagram.com/p/B-4IF9ulTLevUegEfP7dFuqqdhJl3uQzx26DQE0/?igshid=n4yfcwqatci7

[sdamien96]

When I die, I hope to go to heaven, whatever the hell that is. #ShotonOnePlus #coffeetime #lockdown ##stayhome (at Panvel - Navi Mumbai) https://www.instagram.com/p/B-hNgHaJbZrDy4PKda-3k3TKdmbrmIDt2fIzs00/?igshid=16m9rmy9uipvn

[sdamien96]

I am prepared to meet my maker. Whether my maker is prepared for the great ordeal of meeting me is another matter. #ShotonOnePlus #lockdown #paradise #bliss #happy #stayhome (at Panvel - Navi Mumbai) https://www.instagram.com/p/B-hG7xkJofJj4DsrgETgr2g4F2Gs1k5Nzq9W-80/?igshid=1bxzepiuus8ci

[sdamien96]

Life is hard. Then you die. Then they throw dirt in your face. Then the worms eat you. Be grateful if it happens in that order. #ShotonOnePlus (at Panvel - Navi Mumbai) https://www.instagram.com/p/B9oEUohJcQkBPjkb7Rai5D1QsQ0DJMbRmFjKD40/?igshid=h7zqro1x5h7c

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I shook my family tree and a bunch of nuts fell out. #ShotonOnePlus (at CIDCO Cricket Ground) https://www.instagram.com/p/B859azOFDDNPFuFtk7hfOZS7QZK5eqCOh4Q-Gk0/?igshid=14po65utru8w3

[sdamien96]

The first sign of maturity is the discovery that the volume knob also turns to the left. #ShotonOnePlus (at Shivaji Park Dadar West, Mumbai) https://www.instagram.com/p/B8n_UEUJ4N_UwWVhXNm7OUONBEINl8hVk_f6NA0/?igshid=1dsnhshlb0wd9

[sdamien96]

Life is like a roll of toilet paper. The closer you get to the end, the faster it goes. #ShotonOnePlus (at Shivaji Park Dadar West, Mumbai) https://www.instagram.com/p/B8n_B5BJEufDoGNupheRBH0T2UraS1IetGqjtM0/?igshid=17zano8wg86md