[thedailywhat]

[tastefullyoffensive]

[thedailywhat]

[current]

[letyy]

(current)

[bindersfullofwomen]

[crystalzelda]

Obama did a lot better, but since Romney didn’t break down in tears the media will declare this a tie

[steviefuckingnicks]

I want to work at the White House.

[sittingherestaring]

[whoistorule]

like, ever

[apsies]

I’m really gonna miss you picking fights And me, falling for it screaming that I’m right

[thedailywhat]

[pleasedontsqueezetheshhh]

Divorce Pakistan, Marry Israel, Fuck Syria, Kill Iran.

[insideachrysaliswrithing]

you know who would have a great answer about china without talking about domestic issues like education and the auto bailout?

[factoseintolerant]

“America as the hope of the earth”

“America is the greatest country in the world”

thanks we got it

sincerely, the rest of the world

[vizenaaa]

[jesushilton-deactivated20120204]

[steviefuckingnicks]

I want to marry Jon Stewart, even if he is 5’6.

[warmbreathandascream]