STORY OF MY LIFE

Story Of My Life and Other Nonsense

[sdkjoshua]

The table with a hat - Chapter 1 (on Wattpad) https://www.wattpad.com/1181424000-the-table-with-a-hat-chapter-1?utm_source=web&utm_medium=tumblr&utm_content=share_reading&wp_uname=SDKJoshua The story is about a table trying to find his purpose. The story was written by : Reverie, Moony, The, Orangie, Your friendly neighborhood goht, Dabual56, and Tes!

[sdkjoshua]

Who are you really? What is your goal in life? What happens after death?

GOALS ARE TO CATCH 'EM ALL, BECOME A POKEMON MASTER, ETC. WE CONTINUE ON LIVING IN ANOTHER TIMELINE AFTER DEATH.

ME:

[anus]

people who sleep with one pillow make me sick

[thomasthetalkingengine]

people who sleep with more than one pillow are shown to be more lonely and depressed

[prblms]

[dumboy-archive]

what if ur wife was in labor and u accidently got into the cash cab ,,,would u play?

[accordingtodevin]

meinrl  Webtoon Instagram Facebook

[enoughtohold]

thanks duolingo but i know that one

[sixpenceee]

Private Internet Access, a VPN provider, takes out a full page ad in The New York Time calling out 50 senators.

[accordingtodevin]

Life is short, don’t waste your time on people who do not care about you.  Webtoon Instagram Facebook

[accordingtodevin]

Feeling down? This is for you.  Webtoon Instagram Facebook

[recentgooglesearches]

is shrinking down in a special submarine and traveling through my friend’s body to fight germs with a laser covered by obamacare

[foxy-mulder-deactivated20190929]

this is the most powerful image on the internet.. reblog to join the circle

[foxy-mulder-deactivated20190929]

this post has become too powerful, reblog with care

[shirelaphan-deactivated20140526]

[lonniiii-deactivated20170829]

can’t wait to find the annoying mf that wanna be stuck with me for the rest of their life

[just-shower-thoughts]

Getting “stoned” has two very different connotations depending on where you are in the world.

[mothurs]

i'm dtf

down to forget

[botanize]

[lesbianeclipse-deactivated20171]

[ourqueenfelinefatale]

why you attacking me like this???