life is very long (when you're lonely)

biological north american wolverine (plus a few others)

[sea-eis]

this blog is run by several creatures from a pf-DID system in an adult G. g. luscus trenchcoat, provided that trenchcoat was part of the actual frame of the body (metaphors are complicated).

we used to post gore, but are trying to not get termed, so if you followed for that, well, you may have to look somewhere else now.

not only have we been diagnosed with DID, but also SzPD and ASPD (although the degrees to which those diagnoses conflict is...odd), making us rather...offputting to most of the population. can't help it, we're solitary beings-that-almost-aren't.

we are dying, and actively necrotic as of this moment. we shift less than we used to, but are still gulanthropic (gulonthropic? whatever). reality checkers will be blocked.

so what should you expect? whatever the fuck we feel like.

system sideblogs can be found at: @der-arsenic-conflagration and others

[sea-eis]

idk why i'm trying to reach as many headmates as possible. this really isn't a numbers game, why are i treating it as one? attention? variety? have all my bases covered? sometehing to sleep on i supposes

[chronicillnesshumor-deactivated]

Doctors are like: ughhhhh. You're confusing. Come back if you die

[puppyremains]

[tinycasket]

i bet it feels so good to get cut in half with a chainsaw

[sea-eis]

guh...i'm so brainless. can't think can't imagine can't hhhh. word. just a brainless dumb pup......warf

[requiem-on-water]

(1) Calistrat Hogash (2) Kevin Mueller

[roookspirit]

[snommelp]

So, I’ve been pulled over a few times in my life. Not many, but a few. And I’ve also been in a couple of cars that got pulled over. And let me tell you, if you were actually doing something wrong, the officer doesn’t make any small talk, just straight into “I clocked you doing 70 in a 55.” The only time I’ve ever gotten the “do you know why I pulled you over?” was the time when I wasn’t doing anything wrong, and I got let go even though he insisted to the end that I was doing 87 in a 70 (white privilege at work).

“Do you know why I pulled you over?” is a trap. It means there’s a good chance the officer doesn’t actually have a good reason to ticket you, and is trying to get you to waive your 5th Amendment rights and incriminate yourself. If you make a guess, that’s a confession of guilt.

But there’s another trap, that I’ve heard of but haven’t yet experienced. It’s “do you know how fast you were going?” With that one, they’re hoping you’ll say no, because then they can name whatever speed they want – you just said you didn’t know how fast you were going, if you deny the speed they name then you’re lying to them.

[themightytej]

Oh, I’ve had that one. Go with “yes.” Don’t give them a number, just say “Yes.” Then they still have to offer a number and you can deny it without contradicting yourself. They could just ask you, at that point, but that’s suspiciously similar to saying they don’t know, and they tend to avoid doing that.

[fattyatomicmutant-deactivated20]

Reblog to save a life

[suspiciouslysharklike-deactivat]

if you scroll past this just because it doesn’t affect you personally, i see you.

[dovewithscales]

Also, you can always go to court and contest a ticket, and a lot of times you’ll win. Or if the cop thinks you’ll win they won’t even show up and you’ll win by default.

They like to target out of state plates because anyone who would be majorly inconvenienced by a court date two months away is a lot more likely to just pay it.

[vivid-sector]

doomscrolling thru the weather app

[woundsodomy]

So scary to like a mutual's post because what if they remember they hate me and then shoot me with a gun

[assaultmystic-archive]

whats cool about being trans is my parents are totally right. i did kill their beautiful son. im the thing that animates his corpse in an ever more convincing parody of a happy girl. i devoured him from the inside out and now there is nothing left of him and he is dead dead dead and there is only me, with my hollow eyes and dark eyeliner and long hair, and my big smile. my limp, effeminate gestures belie the marionetting of the boy they loved. my fagginess is his death. already his body becomes a fitter home for my parasitism in full; the tits, the hips, the thighs. sorry about your kid. thanks for the biomass <3

[mybisexualwife]

[sea-eis]

oh my god. so my housemates and i were watching a matt rose video and there was this one post he was reading where it said something to the effect of "i hate how my family is so stupid nowadays that we have to put directions on food containers" with an attached image of a container with food in it that just said "eat" and i started thinking about how fucking amazing it would be to just be a mutt with no purpose in life other than to satisfy my handler and i've been dumbed down to the point where they have to put the food in front of me and say "eat" to me while i lean down on all fours and i just hsjrfsjyhjksyhjaysr

[murderofsomeone]

the last labubu has been shot in captivity

[hemipenal-system]

yknow i think from how some of y’all talk about how paraphiles should go to therapy it kinda seems like your end goal is “stop being a paraphile” and not “learn to manage the paraphilia that is inconveniencing your life”

[hemipenal-system]

yeah i’m gonna REALLY swing for the fences here and say some of you are basically encouraging conversion therapy

[screampotato]

Suddenly struck with a need to explain to you how boat pronouns work (I work in the marine industry).

When you're talking about the design of the boat, you say "it".

When the boat is still being built, your say "it".

When the boat is nearing completion, you can say "it" or "she".

When the boat is floating in the water you probably say "she", unless there is still a lot of work to be done (e.g. no engine yet) then you say "it".

When the boat is officially launched and operating, you say "she". If you continue to say "it" at this point you are not incorrect but suspiciously untraditional. You are not playing the game.

If you are referring to a boat you don't really know anything about you may say "it" ("there's a big boat, it's coming this way"). But if you know its name, it's probably "she" ("there's the Waverley, she's on her way to Greenock").

If you are talking about boats in general, you say "it" ("when a boat is hit by a wave it heels over")

If you speak about a boat in complimentary terms, it's "she" ("she's a grand boat"). If you are being disparaging it may be it, but not necessarily ("it's as ugly as sin", "she's a grotty old tub").

If she has a boy's name, she's still she. "Boy James", "King Edward", "Sir David Attenborough"? The pronoun is she.

If it's a dumb barge (no engine), you say it. But if it's a rowing boat (no engine), you say she.

I hope this has cleared things up so that you may not be in danger of misgendering floating objects.

[avpd-pain]