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[msknope]

June Diane Raphael and Paul Scheer attend the Season 2 Premiere of Grace and Frankie in Los Angeles, California, on May 1, 2016.

[pro-gay-deactivated20170112]

[sleater--kinney]

realest fucking shit

[leekimhoung]

ok i’m ready to die.

[attuition]

You don’t believe me when I tell you that I like the noises you make when you sleep And I don’t believe you when you tell me that my voice is your favorite sound, Not when you can sing like that. One of your ex’s name tastes like stale coffee in my mouth And the other one burns as if I’ve swallowed a scalding pot. You don’t understand why I don’t discuss my first love with you, But how am I supposed to tell the sun that I once fell for the moon? If I could, I’d pay rent for the spaces between your fingers, So if anyone else tried to intertwine their hand with yours, They would be trespassing. I’m very good at useless metaphors And very bad at telling people how I feel But on our worst nights, you’re snow in the month of March and even though I’m sick of winter, I will never stop appreciating the beauty of a blizzard.

All About Us (via attuition)

[little--mouth]

Carrie as Lance in Portlandia 06 x 09

[micdotcom]

Watch: Complaining about political correctness says more about you than it does others.

[kevinwada-deactivated20230323]

This says, so succinctly, what I’ve always tried to say about political correctness and how it is not a new thing, nor is it a bad thing.

[sea-hag420]

oh no this is so cute i'm mad about it i'm furious i'm dead i love her

[ungifable]

[realitytvgifs]

[sea-hag420]

feeling like a little bit stupid that i now use tumblr to record my thoughts and feelings and texts and other Trash Garbage regarding my relationship but i'm not good at writing in a journal or maintaining things other than this so SUCK MY DICK! sorry i didn't mean that but i think i will want easy access to these in the future?? like i'll need something to sob over when i'm inevitably crushed by her because she's so BEYOND u kno like BEYOND!!!!!???? ok. bye.

[sea-hag420]

i love my gf so much it makes me SICK!!!!!!!!!! i literally make her lay on top of me in hopes that one day we will melt together and she won't be able to get rid of me. she said this was impractical because "we would only have one income" and i told her that I DON'T CARE!!!!!!

[ginaalexisrodriguez-deactivated]

[broad-city]

[peanukeeyes]

Nominated for BEST VISUAL EFFECTS: “Carol,” starring JosephJuliann

[feraligatr]

i can;t believe this

[thejurassicjuan]

i came out here to preach the word of the lord and i feel attacked

[pierrotlepoo-deactivated2021092]

ummmmm source??????

[sea-hag420]

i accidentally fell in love and now i have to tell my family how do u do that???? does my brother still read my blog? honestly kevin do u read this it feels easier to talk about it this way LOL anyway i'm a sack of skin filled with blood and shit and water and i fell in love w a girl who is so hot and smart and funny that i forget that she is also a skin bag full of blood and shit and water OK BYEeeeeeeee do i just call my parents to tell them lol ok OK BYE