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-THE VERY ANGRY SUDDEN ADULT
It really is crazy that the word âfeministâ can have negative connotations in 2014. It upsets me that the younger generation of women think itâs a dirty word, and associate it with a kind of militantism or a sense of female superiority. Itâs not. It just means liberation, and equality.
one of my biggest fears is dying after i suck a dickâŠ. like once i watched Law & Order SVU & this dead girl had just sucked dick and had a bunch of semen in her stomachâŠ.. if they found me dead with semen in my stomach my mom would kill herself just so she could meet me in hell and beat my ass
what are good laptops for gaming bc my current laptop is not doing it
pls help me
\Laptops specifically for gaming are in the upwards of $1,000 range, which I think is a little ridiculous since you might as well get a desktop (but idk, I haven't tried one since <see pricing>). I got this Acer with my graduation money for like $475 (it was on sale at my local Walmart) and it runs games pretty well, definitely the best I've had. It does fine with the old games I've been playing since like '05 on max settings as well as newer games like The Forest (graphic intensive, so scary), Sims 3 (although with almost all the expansions installed it lags, god forbid I use custom contet) & 4, and Skyrim also on high settings.
â Reblog if you are a Downton Abbey fan â
Just to see how many we are đ (via obriensdaughter)
Pearl makes a wonderful model (but you donât know how hard I worked to get her to sit and let me take a picture from behind her to get that top pose).
Plus not using black makes for some pretty color combos in her coat.
dont get me wrong i totally fucking love how much tumblr is trying to bring awareness to bisexuality pansexuality and asexuality. but you know what else they need to bring to attention?
polysexuality
aromanticism
people whose sexualities and romantic orienations dont line up
babby peep peeps
me: *on my phone*
grandma: do you ever put that thing down?
me: *puts phone down*
me: why did you ruin the economy?
Heartbreaking Simpsons Moments 1/â: Bart Gets an F
I never understood why itâs an F if he gets more than half out of 100? Unless itâs more than 100. If you get more than half the answers right how is it an F?
You must not be from America. Here, grading is fucked up.
Average American Grading Scale: A+- 97-100 A - 94-96 A- - 90-93 B- 80-89 C- 70-79 D- 60-69 F- 59 and under
And in some places in America it goes by a 7 point scale, so itâd be A - 100-93 B - 92-85 C - 84-78 D - 77-70 F - 69 and below
Now you understand why American kidâs feel like thereâs no point to school. If you have a 100 question text, and get 79 of them correct, thatâs a C. That meanâs your Average Intelligence on this particular subject. And it getâs even worse when you have only like⊠a 10 question quiz. If you get two wrong? thatâs a B. 80 fucking %. Now tell me again why American schoolâs are easier?Â
No wait but whats the grading system in other countries?
UK Grading Scale
100-70: A
69-60: B
59-50: C
49-40: D
Below 40: F
next time you try to tell americans that weâre stupid
iâm gonna remind you
that our âaverageâ is your âAâ
#is that true? Yep I was shocked when I heard this in a different post but a Google search pulls up a ton of sites backing this up. Shit son I woulda passed College Algebra with an A in the UK. And I spent the end of the semester in perpetual fear that I would fail and have to retake the class.
And basically as an American youâre expected to get 80 or higher. Technically 70s are considered âaverageâ but there is such a level of pressure to get a B or higher, that Cs have become equal to Ds. Basically anything under 60 you might as well gotten a 0, and anything between 60-80 is considered practically failing. So basically schools have to be designed to make sure majority of students are getting 80s or higher on specific topics, which means youâre spending all your time going over a few choice facts a billion times and there is very little room to teach anything else. Which explains why American schools are of such low quality. The insane demand on the students ends up wrecking their education. Not only do you not have time to teach them anything, but they end up hating learning. Even outside of school your life is dedicated to memorizing these few dumb facts because your homework ends up taking hours of your time. A teacher from one subject says they expect you to spend 2 hours every night on their homework. And if youâre studying 5 subjects and they all demand that 2 hours? Good fucking luck, because if you donât have straight all 80s or higher youâre not getting into a good college and college degrees have somehow become the minimum requirement for getting jobs.
I spent most of my junior year of high school in a state of constant panic that I was going to get a C in Honors Physics much less fail the class. If I got a C on my report card, I was grounded until the next one. I lost count of the times Iâd wake up at five in the morning to take the early bus to go in for zero hour before school actually started for the day
File this under the exact reason so many Americans detest going to school.
me: i don't even care. i'm not going to talk about this anymore.
...
me: and you know what else? [2000 word rant]
Parineeti Chopra responds to a male reporter who claims to know nothing about periods (menstrual cycle). [X]
SO IMPORTANT.
I started my period when I was 10 years old. But we didnât tell my grandma for three years because she subscribed to the âold traditionsâ, where a woman on her period could not enter the house, not even to bathe. Where she had to sit outside in front of the house (where the whole village could be witness to her shame and isolation) for the entire duration.
My friend started her period unexpectedly while we were at our local temple (in America) for dance class. Asking around if any of the parents had pads (all of them apologized and acted like adults about it), I thought surely the front office has a first aid kit. Donât they have pads? When we asked, not only did they not have any, when one of the women gave one from her purse, the head secretary told us âThere are men who need to use the first-aid kit, ya? So we donât keep period things there.â Not even ibuprofen (which has so many more uses than period pain).
There are girls in India and Nepal (and other places, but I just read an in-depth piece about the situations in Nepal) who have to go to the âperiod hutâ when their period comes and not leave until its over. They canât wash and dry their cloth pads in the daylight, so they do it at night when the pads wonât dry properly before their next use, making them vulnerable to infection.
It is incredibly important, especially in India, to break the taboo surrounding periods. Break the secrecy around an event that happens to almost every woman, every month for literally half of her lifetime. Break the hiding, break the cover-up, break the SHAME.
Just break EVERYTHING. So little girls can go to school every day of every month without feeling ashamed. So women can work every day of every month to provide for their families without being glared at. So single fathers can confidently take care of their daughtersâ health. So that women can talk about how terrible their period is or isnât and give each other advice on how to deal with it without looking around to make sure men arenât listening. So that Whisper doesnât have to be called Whisper, it can be called SHOUT. It can be called PROUD. So that we donât NEED to fucking WHISPER about our bodies and our health.
Itâs ridiculous how men think periods are disgusting. Like Iâm sorry that my body is normally working and able to welcome your beautiful and wonderful baby. I am very not sorry to be a woman and to disgust you.
The lie is over now. The truth is out.
Its time to wake up and accept the fact that the people on the top, donât have your best interest in mind. All they ever wanted, want and will want is money over your and your childrenâs dead body. Its Eugenics. Nothing new.
Wake up and Care and Share before too late.
you people are the reason why measles are back in new york
If measile is back, then it should only affect those who arenât vaccinated. But is affecting those who are. THINK.
Vaccination doesnât work, and even if it did⊠it only protects for couple years max.
Donât seek vaccination ⊠but nutrition my friend. Nutrition is the true medicine.
vaccines are bullshit and cause adverse reactions like death
where is your proof
hOLY FRICK YOU DONE PISSED ME OFF AND I DONâT GET MAD EASILY SO CONGRATS
SIT YOUR IGNORANT FEARMONGERING SELF DOWN AND LISTEN UP BECAUSE THIS IS GONNA BE LONG
THE HUMAN IMMUNE SYSTEM IS MADE OF TWO PARTS: THE INNATE SYSTEM AND THE ADAPTIVE SYSTEM. YOU NEED BOTH WORKING TOGETHER TO PROTECT YOU FROM DISEASES, BUT THE ADAPTIVE SYSTEM IS DESIGNED TO ONLY PROTECT YOU FROM THINGS ITâS ALREADY EXPERIENCED. IT CAN TAKE UP TO TWO WEEKS TO KICK IN AGAINST AN INFECTION ITâS NEVER SEEN BEFORE, AND GUESS WHAT FARTNUGGET YOU CAN BE DEAD OR SCREWED OVER FOR LIFE IN TWO WEEKS. BUT WHEN IT SEES A DISEASE IT CREATES MEMORY CELLS THAT REMEMBER THAT DISEASE AND CAN KICK IN IMMEDIATELY WHEN IT HAPPENS AGAIN, USUALLY QUICK ENOUGH TO PREVENT YOU FROM GETTING SICK AT ALL.
THE POINT OF VACCINES IS TO USE A NATURAL BODY RESPONSE TO PROTECT PEOPLE BY HELPING IT DO WHAT IT DOES ALREADY. YOU USE ATTENUATED NONVIRULENT FORMS OF THE DISEASE TO PREP THE IMMUNE SYSTEM SO IT WILL REMEMBER HOW TO RECOGNIZE AND FIGHT THAT DISEASE IN THE FUTURE. THAT IS HOW YOUR IMMUNE SYSTEM WORKS SO DONâT YOU DARE START CLAIMING THAT YOUR IMMUNE SYSTEM MEANS YOU DONâT NEED VACCINATIONS. THATâS THE ENTIRE POINT. YOUR IMMUNE SYSTEM CANâT DO IT ALONE. THATâS WHY SMALLPOX KILLED 500 MILLION PEOPLE BEFORE VACCINATIONS STOPPED IT.
VACCINES DO NOT CAUSE AUTISM HOLY FRICK THERE HAS NEVER IN THE HISTORY OF MEDICINE BEEN PROOF OF THAT AND I CHALLENGE YOU TO SHOW ME SOME. THERE WAS ONE DOCTOR WHO PUBLISHED A STUDY IN 1998 SHOWING VACCINES MIGHT CAUSE AUTISM. IT WAS FAKE AND PROVED WRONG OVER AND OVER AGAIN AND IT WAS DISCOVERED THAT HE USED UNETHICAL AND INVASIVE PROCEDURES ON CHILDREN AND HE WAS BANNED FROM PRACTICING MEDICINE.Â
THE DIAGNOSIS OF AUTISM HAS IMPROVED SINCE 1970. CORRELATION DOES NOT IMPLY CAUSATION. YOU KNOW WHAT ELSE HAS INCREASED SINCE 1970? INTERNET USAGE. MAYBE THE INTERNET CAUSES AUTISM, IF YOUâRE GONNA USE THAT LOGIC.
AND HOLY FRICKING HECK EVEN IF YOU REALLY BELIEVE THE LIE THAT VACCINES ARE LINKED TO AUTISM, ARE YOU REALLY THAT SCARED OF AUTISM THAT YOUâD RATHER YOUR CHILD DIE HORRIBLY OF A COMPLETELY PREVENTABLE DISEASE THAN BE AUTISTIC
THIOMERSAL IS AN ORGANIC MERCURY-CONTAINING COMPOUND THAT WAS USED AS A PRESERVATIVE IN VACCINES IN CONTROLLED AMOUNTS BECAUSE GUESS WHAT DOUCHECANOE EVERYTHING IN THE WORLD IS CHEMICALS AND THESE GUYS ARE PAID TO KNOW HOW TO COMBINE THEM PROPERLY. IT WAS NEVER SHOWN TO CAUSE AUTISM AND THE SIGNS OF MERCURY POISONING ARE WELL-KNOWN AND NOTHING LIKE WHAT PEOPLE ARE CLAIMING VACCINES DO. EVEN SO, IT WAS PHASED OUT OF VACCINES IN 2001. THE ONLY ONE THAT EVER STILL USES IT IS THE INFLUENZA VACCINE AND GUESS WHAT? AFTER A CRAPTON OF TESTS DONE BY PEOPLE SMARTER THAN YOU WHO ACTUALLY KNOW WHAT THEYâRE DOING AND HOW CHEMISTRY AND MEDICINE WORK, IT WAS FOUND THAT THE ONLY SIDE EFFECT WAS- WAIT FOR IT- SLIGHT REDNESS AT THE INJECTION SITE.BECAUSE AGAIN, THIOMERSAL IS NOT PURE MERCURY YOU ABSOLUTE TURDSTAIN AND IS NOT THE LEAST BIT COMPARABLE TO TOXIC WASTE. AND DO YOU EVEN KNOW HOW MUCH 25 MICROGRAMS IS? THATâS 0.000025 GRAMS. GRAMS. THAT IS AN ABSURDLY SMALL AMOUNT. I CANâT EVEN CONVEY HOW SMALL THAT IS. PROBABLY THE SIZE OF YOUR BRAIN.
IM NOT TOUCHING THE BILL GATES THING BECAUSE I DONT KNOW ENOUGH ABOUT IT. SOMEONE ELSE CAN DO THAT FOR ME. OR YANNO YOU COULD GOOGLE IT AND ACTUALLY EDUCATE YOURSELF FROM OBJECTIVE SOURCES AND NOT SOURCELESS FEARMONGERING JPEGS REPOSTED SO MANY TIMES THEYâRE ALMOST COMPLETELY ILLEGIBLE.
HEEYYYYYY GUESS WHAT ALL THE FOOD IN THE WORLD WONâT HELP YOU IF YOUâRE THROWING IT UP OR CRAPPING IT OUT OR IF SOMETHING COMPLETELY UNRELATED TO FOOD IS KILLING YOU FROM THE INSIDE OUT. YEAH MAN PEOPLE NEED FOOD AND WE SHOULD HELP MORE WITH THAT BUT YOU ALSO GOTTA PRIORITIZE THINGS THAT KILL SO MUCH MORE EFFECTIVELY THAN STARVATION.
YOU SHOULD BE HAPPY THAT WEâVE GOT ALL THESE VACCINES NOW. PEOPLE WHO LIVED IN THE 1700âS WOULD BE CRYING TEARS OF JOY IF THEY HEARD THAT WE HAD WIPED OUT SMALLPOX AND POLIO AND WE COULD PREVENT ALL THESE OTHER DISEASES. LOOK AT THAT LIST. THATâS NOT A LIST OF POISONS. THATâS A LIST OF THE DISEASES WHOSE BUTTS WEâVE KICKED AND THAT DESERVES THE BIGGEST HELL YEAH IN THE HISTORY OF MEDICINE.
EXCEPT NOW MORONS LIKE YOU ARE BRINGING THEM BACK. YOUR BIT OF NON-LOGIC THERE JUST PROVES HOW LITTLE YOU UNDERSTAND THIS. THEREâS A THING CALLED HERD IMMUNITY AND ITâS JUST AS IMPORTANT, IF NOT MORESO, THAN INDIVIDUAL IMMUNITY. SOME PEOPLE CANâT GET VACCINES DUE TO HEALTH ISSUES. WEâRE PROTECTING THEM TOO WHEN EVERYONE ELSE DOES BECAUSE IT CANâT SPREAD. BUT LETâS TALK ABOUT HEALTHY PEOPLE, SINCE THATâS WHAT YOUâRE ASKING ABOUT. DO YOU KNOW HOW FAST DISEASES MUTATE? WITHIN LESS THAN FIVE YEARS FOR SOME. AND ITâS CAUSED BY A THING CALLED SELECTIVE PRESSURE. SELECTIVE PRESSURE IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU GET A TWO WEEK DOSE OF ANTIBIOTICS AND ONLY TAKE TEN DAYSâ WORTH BECAUSE YOU FEEL BETTER AND YOU KNOW BETTER THAN THOSE SILLY DOCTORS. WELL GUESS WHAT? YOU DIDNâT KILL ALL THE BACTERIA AND NOW THEYâRE FREE TO GROW AGAIN. AND SINCE THEYâRE THE ONES THAT SURVIVED, THEYâRE NOW IMMUNE TO THE ANTIBIOTICS AND FREE TO SPREAD THAT TO OTHERS. CONGRATS BUTTMUNCH YOU JUST RUINED IT FOR EVERYONE BECAUSE NOW ITâS MUTATED AND SPREADING AGAIN AND THE ANTIBIOTICS DONâT WORK. THE SAME THING HAPPENS WITH VACCINES. IF PEOPLE LIKE YOU KEEP AVOIDING VACCINES, IT GIVES DISEASES LIKE MEASLES A TOEHOLD IN THE POPULATION TO MUTATE AND SPREAD AND CAUSE ANOTHER EPIDEMIC
VACCINES DONâT WEAR OFF AFTER FIVE YEARS I DONâT KNOW WHERE YOUâRE GETTING THAT INFORMATION BUT HOLY JEEZ ITâS JUST PLAIN WRONG. THE CLOSEST THING I FOUND ON GOOGLE WAS SOME CONTROVERSY ABOUT THE HPV VACCINE LASTING 6-9 YEARS AND EVEN THAT WAS UNDER SCRUTINY AND NOT EVERY DISEASE WORKS THE SAME WAY. SOME ARE FOREVER, SOME REQUIRE BOOSTERS, ETC ETC. I COULD GET INTO WHY BUT THIS HAS GOTTEN LONG ENOUGH SO LETâS BRING IT BACK TO PEOPLE SMARTER THAN YOU HAVE STUDIED THIS AND BUILT ON CENTURIES OF MEDICAL PROCESS AND THIS IS WHAT THEY DO FOR A LIVING SO I THINK THEY MIGHT KNOW A BIT MORE ABOUT IT THAN YOU
P.S. NUTRITION? NUTRITION? IâLL JUST EAT THIS APPLE AND ITâLL FIGHT ALL THESE BACTERIA AND VIRUSES. OR MAYBE POTATO CHIPS CAUSE MEASLES. STOP AND LISTEN TO YOURSELF HOLY CRAP.Â
THANK.YOU.
As a Biology major I was about to go into a huge rant but Iâm glad to see it was already done :)
Captain Capital Letters up there brings up some good points people, listen to them.
I canât begin to tell you how badly I wish I could just repeatedly reblog this until it spread across the internet. I will probably schedule it to reblog in the future for a few weeks but still. I want to put it EVERYFUCKINGWHERE.Â
As a biochemist I feel obligated to reblog this every month, so any of my new followers would know how vaccines work.
"E-Excuse me...I-I u-um seem to have a problem" I sigh, my cat ears folding down in embarrassment. I try hiding them in my long black hair. "i-i don't seem t-to know where I-I am..."
"Another lost soul for me to send on its way, hm? You are on the estate of the Earl of Phantomhive, maâam," Sebastian replied with his âguest smileâ.
Sebastian was waiting for explosions and gunfire, but he accepted Plutoâs efforts in their stead. âWould you like more tea, maâam?â he asked.
"No Im fine," i smile as the dog came in, wearing a tuxedo. I look a little bit afraid.
"Good dog, Pluto," Sebastian praised, throwing him a biscuit. Although he hated to admit it, Pluto made a rather good addition to the household staff.