[illplaytheromeoyouplaythejuliet]

I feel as fucking useless as a white fucking crayon

[balconyscene]

  u just gotta find someone who prefers black paper my friend

[hulkingdraugr]

that was the most beautiful thing i’ve ever read

[atthellolab]

[sandless]

[freaksandgeek]

[expeggywanker-deactivated201504]

[taco-bell-rey]

When you finally get to piss after waiting for hours

[frigerator-deactivated20140427]

I support thick thighs

[pugking-deactivated20130901]

[hajohinta]

[girlfights]

[meucuminhasteta]

[cute-baby-animals]

[brimalandro]

[pawsitiv]

Brad Pitt, 1988

[animalsnaps]

[stunningpicture]

I met Bill Nye on a plane in 1999. Here he is inventing the selfie.

[itsbrice]

Bill Nye invented the selfie.

[lizardclubpresidente-deactivate]

bill nye the selfie guy

[noahpictures]

[cockbarff-deactivated20150220]