I have two hands

{hfhvau rp account} You cannot have your cake and eat it too

[seal-assisted-salad]

🔥_____💣🦭

D:

[seal-assisted-salad]

“go away” woah thats so rude… uncalled for man :( why would u say that :((( -hater anon

cause i want you to go away :(

[seal-assisted-salad]

you EXISTED and youre HORRIBLE at it which means you must PAY FOR YOUR CRIMES AGAINST HUMANITY AND OUR GOOD KIND SOULS !!!!!! i hope ur futire is full of nothinh but STRIFE and BADNESS and CHAOS and DESTRUCTION!!!!!

who are you? go away

[seal-assisted-salad]

im UR MOM which is how ik how SHIT BRICKS u r at ur job I HOPE U NEVER KEEP A JOB AGAIN BYE POOPY

??????????

why do i have hater? what have i done?

[seal-assisted-salad]

I'm dating idiots

[seal-assisted-salad]

u SUCK at ur job probably which is why u got FIRED and also you DESERVED to get fired bcs u SUCK SO MUCH!!!! I hope both ur bfs leave u xoxoxoxoxooxoxoxoxoxoxo

who are you? how do you know how good i am at my job?

[ilikecatsmorethansomepeople]

should I bake a dirt cake for my bfs

[seal-assisted-salad]

I'm dating idiots

[ilikecatsmorethansomepeople]

should I bake a dirt cake for my bfs

[ilikecatsmorethansomepeople]

should I bake a dirt cake for my bfs

[ilikecatsmorethansomepeople]

should I bake a dirt cake for my bfs

[seal-assisted-salad]

i HATE seals and i HATE you!!! i hope u get ULTRA FIRED

excuse me??

[alcoholism-is-encouraged]

Might take a dip in the ocean soon i think they cleared out all the radioactive goop at the coast areas of the city

[seal-assisted-salad]

i dont think thats safe

[alcoholism-is-encouraged]

Im sure it’ll be fine. Its against my contract to stay dead for longer than a few months so worse comes to worse i js develop a mutation

[seal-assisted-salad]

..what type of contract do you have??

[alcoholism-is-encouraged]

Might take a dip in the ocean soon i think they cleared out all the radioactive goop at the coast areas of the city

[seal-assisted-salad]

i dont think thats safe

[ilikecatsmorethansomepeople]

should I start giving people flowers when i rescue them

[crystalfallssneal]

eepy

[seal-assisted-salad]

r u beefsalad???

what gave you that idea?