Siv of the ianox

ssshvau rp

[onefoxinacooltrenchcoat]

hai

it’s @chaoticfacelesbian :3 playing siv

I will probably be bad at this but fuck it we ball

[mentiranordica]

City lights 🌃

[photograph--y]

Los Angeles (1976).

IG

[ilikecatsmorethansomepeople]

am I the asshole for not letting my bf eat raw chicken at midnight?

[ilikecatsmorethansomepeople]

am I the asshole for not letting my bf eat raw chicken at midnight?

[onefoxinacooltrenchcoat]

yes :(

[ilikecatsmorethansomepeople]

You can literally get it during the daytime where there's light

[onefoxinacooltrenchcoat]

I was hungry tho

[ilikecatsmorethansomepeople]

am I the asshole for not letting my bf eat raw chicken at midnight?

[onefoxinacooltrenchcoat]

yes :(

[whereifindsanity]

[percysfoxblog]

[seal-assisted-salad]

u SUCK at ur job probably which is why u got FIRED and also you DESERVED to get fired bcs u SUCK SO MUCH!!!! I hope both ur bfs leave u xoxoxoxoxooxoxoxoxoxoxo

who are you? how do you know how good i am at my job?

[onefoxinacooltrenchcoat]

Wtf

[ilikecatsmorethansomepeople]

How to make a dirt cake

Step 1: get sufficient dirt. This can be achieved by digging up dirt with a shovel or from monthly dirt storms

Step 2: get enough flour. You can usually buy a bag of flour or wait for the weather report

Step 3: mix equal parts dirt and flour. Add water if necessary. Add rocks if it makes you happy. These can be found digging up dirt, foraging like a fox, or in your local rock store. Add plants to your liking, it helps hold it together

Step 4: bake it in the hot sun. Wear sunscreen. Don't touch the sun. You know you really want to

Step 5: feed it to your bfs.

Step 6: ????

Step 7: profit

[onefoxinacooltrenchcoat]

[expressions-of-nature]

by Paul Lichtblau

[cillycritter]

friendly reminder to email your local city council and electives about the hybrid human bill!

[ilikecatsmorethansomepeople]

should I bake a dirt cake for my bfs

[alcoholism-is-encouraged]

Might take a dip in the ocean soon i think they cleared out all the radioactive goop at the coast areas of the city

[flowersbytheriverbed]

oh fuck that’s why all the water is fucked.

[themockingbirdnebula]

Queer plural system, call that a fruit basket

[ilikecatsmorethansomepeople]

should I start giving people flowers when i rescue them

[ilikecatsmorethansomepeople]

should I start giving people flowers when i rescue them