in love with this Norwegian trotter named Express Go that’s won 7/7 races so far, is only 14.2hh, and has taught herself to duck down her head to give herself super speed (and lengthen her stride I guess)
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in love with this Norwegian trotter named Express Go that’s won 7/7 races so far, is only 14.2hh, and has taught herself to duck down her head to give herself super speed (and lengthen her stride I guess)
made this into a gif bc i liked it so much. shark Denied
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Hey I'm dropping a crepe recipe because there's still people around who think they're hard to make and I'm sick of french food being romanticized to the point of inaccessibility.
I call this a 3-2-1 method to make it easy to remember; 3 eggs, 2 cups water/fluid of choice, 1 cup flour.
I'm sparing you the obligatory backstory on my path to cooking extremely flat pancakes because we both know that neither of us care. If you want to hear me overshare check my blog between 1-4am pacific time.
•Anyway, start with three eggs and beat with a fork until they're all one color (you can use a whisk or an egg beater but I hate the extra steps. Fork it):
•Add 1 cup flour:
•Add whatever dry flavoring you want (I usually go with cinnamon and cardamom, today we're doing matcha cause that happens to be what I'm cooking. Some mornings caffeine is meant to be eaten):
•Add sugar to taste if desired. It's not necessary for the recipe, and if you've managed to add enough to throw off the consistency you've got other shit to worry about, so follow your heart. I usually use like two tablespoons or so (I prefer brown, but white tastes better with matcha):
•Decide on your fluid of choice. Water and/or milk is the usual, but you can do literally whatever you want; hot cocoa, coffee, tea, soda -whatever you want them to taste like. Go nuts with it. Use soup if you want idgaf it's between you and your chosen god at this point. I recommend starting with 2 cups for simplicity, but you can add more if needed for the right consistency. At this point I just eyeball it tbh.
•Add a little at a time and start mixing until it's as smooth as you can get (this is also where you'd add wet flavorings, like vanilla extract):
•Add the rest until the batter is roughly the consistency of heavy whipping cream, or like thin tomato soup (if you actually ran with the soup joke, add a little water to thin it out). Just get it to where it's still a little viscous but will run if you pour it on the pan:
•For best results cover and let it sit in the fridge overnight or for a few hours (it will separate a little, just mix it again). For last minute "I forgot to prep this last night but I really want crepes" results, we're putting it aside while I wash dishes and heat up the pan.
•Ladle out like ¼ cups worth onto a hot lubricated pan (butter or cooking oil, medium heat) and swirl it until it coats the bottom. Don't stress if it looks like shit the first few times, that's what practice is for, add a little more fluid if it's not spreading well:
•cook until the top is no longer wet and edges start to lighten:
•Flip it with either a very flat spatula or sheer hubris (spatula recommended for beginners), and cook for like 45 seconds (I have no sense of time), then slide it onto a plate:
•Top with whatever you want and try whatever folds/rolls you saw in that one show that made you think these were cool.
Go forth, have fun, eat well.
(if you want an even easier method with only mild sacrifice to quality: mix a couple eggs and some extra fluid into your leftover pancake batter and leave it in the fridge for the next morning)
Might not have any funny job updates for a while, so I'm digging up my old crepe recipe post in case that's anything
begging people trying to call out abusers in their community to stop delegitimizing their story by dedicating entire chapters in their documentation to shit like "draws feral porn" or "kins a hazbin"
every word in your document could be 100% true but if your examples meant to highlight their behavior include anything that isn't directly relevant to how they have actually hurt or expressed a desire to hurt people and is instead just there to serve as additional gawking material to paint them as a gross degenerate like some kind of kiwifarms thread then i'm going to assume you're also a dangerous person who just happened to be victimized because you serve as the common denominator for the nasty company you keep and block the shit out of every single person involved. love and light.
No one added music that’s the natural aidio
playing stupid games but im really bad at them so im not even winning the stupid prizes
*mumbling and grumbling* maybe i wanted to win stupid prizes *kicks dirt*
my pixel art over the years (damn)
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Tofu is one of the best pixel artists out there. She has been a huge inspiration for me ever since I started getting serious about pixel art. I especially adore the ominous, dark mood that some of the pieces shown here are radiating.
fondly remembering that time I was working as a cashier when I was 19-20 and my former bus driver and his wife came through. He says to me "Hey, you look familiar" and I reply "Yes, I was one of the bus kids you drove, specifically the one you screamed at and threatened to ban from the bus and make walk home because I was crying out in pain while the other kids were ripping huge chunks of hair out of my head but you did nothing about them." and his wife slowly looked at him like this
prev this is amazing actually
has anyone noticed recently that it's expensive
times like these really make you appreciate pouring river water in your socks
Schrödinger's senator is simultaneously alive and dead while unobserved
there's no temptress quite as irresistible as the mid afternoon sleepies
this is what you people are doing to me today
Never start feeding a cat. It will love you and a cat that loves you is the most annoying beast on the planet.
#why not just love it back then#like if i wanted to i could make this a whole thing and send it to my crush but i'll just leave it here
Loving it back makes both you and the cat more annoying
#so....hows it going with the neighbor's neglected cat....
He's the snuggliest bastard in the entire fucking world thanks for asking
You guys will never guess what beast is kneading all the skin off my shoulders right now