a hand for every touch

call me Prince/Rat/Cunt or Cat. mix and match. 30 but i cant be killed by human hands. on t since 24 nov 2021. he/they(it/its if were friends) nb/transmascish icon by @birdy-the-artist

[wisegrunty]

[eobardthawneallen]

can you confirm @onenicebugperday ?

[onenicebugperday]

Looks like an angel to me!

[jupiters-hands]

Google what if i liked a boy

[ristay]

Sorry if it’s a little cramped- had to make this all fit in ten photos. Hope you guys like it….. and again…. sorry Andrew

Follow me on Webtoons

[ruby-white-rabbit]

The window visual did me in I’m wheezing

[floralpopie]

NO

[greatmountainfloofsquatch]

WELP

[doctor-seamonster]

I haven’t seen this in years and yet it is burned into my memory forever.

[anotherdayforchaosfay]

This is on the short list of Eternal Reblog because it’s fucking legendary.

[magrowette]

An honourable candidate for the @hellsite-hall-of-fame

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

Every time I see the start of this on my dash I’m like “fuck yeah time to laugh until I can’t breathe again”

[trash-fuckyou]

Audience note from test screening of VIDEODROME, 1983

[palebluepixel]

This person hated videodrome so much they forgot their gender

[catchymemes]

[decadent-hag]

Where that New England Gothic post

[countkunt]

my personal favorite

[eroscestlavie]

This just pissed me off so baaaad 😂

[goofstep]

everyone get unemployed. i will provide for us.

[throughfearandtrembling-deactiv]

I love how safe everyone in the comments feels about being entirely dependant on a potentially psychopathic benefactor 😁

[goofstep]

im nice…..

[junglejim4322]

He’s literally nice

[meanbuddhist]

*turns my attention inwards* mmmmm. no *turns my attention back outwards* oh god

[darkmoonhyena]

Inspecting my grean

[darkmoonhyena]

Yep that's grean!

[birdplushie]

they should make it illegal to end your story with an epilogue where your main female character is suddenly randomly married and has children when she's never once expressed a desire for this previously

[sailorbrazil]

how i look like when he tells me to watch out for my teeth when im sucking on him but he forgot to buy me my pepsi while grocery shopping

[sailorbrazil]

the past grabs back

[nohoperadio]

Are you still bitter about it sometimes?

yes

no

Remaining time: 5 days 13 hours

[brookebitch69]

lowkey one of the most affecting sentences i have ever read. I have never been able to get it out of my head and i dont understand what it is trying to convey at all.

[despazito]

[wosp-reactivated]

Plastic bong

[dogpuppy]

What a beautiful baby name

Here I made this

[metropolitanmutantofark]

[urie]

americans are sooo desensitized to guns and sometimes it manifests in ways that affect your media literacy. like remember in the first episode of sherlock when john watson opens up his drawer and you see a gun in there and youre supposed to understand that this is narratively significant and conveys his suicidality as well as his willingness to skirt rules and laws but the first time i watched it i was like oh well theres his desk gun. lots of people have those