cake by the ocean

[sealeymuir]

TEXT 😨 SKYLEY

Skye: If I tell you something crazy, will you promise not to get mad at me?

Sealey: I don't know if I can promise that but I know I can promise not to love you any less! So tell me! What's crazy?

[sealeymuir]

what are your feelings on normies?

I don’t really like them for polluting the ocean but eh, I don’t really wanna have any enemies, normies included. Maybe if we told them sea monsters existed, they’d ease up on putting trash in the ocean even!

honesty hour!

[aestheticslyrics]

strong // one direction

[sealeymuir]

what's your weirdest sexual fantasy?

I’ve always wanted to suck a dick under the tablecloth of a partner’s fancy ass dinner party. Or while we’re in a room with someone else sleeping nearby. Or while they’re on a phone call with someone! Just anything where we might get caught because they can’t hold in how good I’m making them feel is like... yeah, that’s hot. And dangerous. And hot.

honesty hour!

[sealeymuir]

Which jonas brother is your favorite?

I’ve always been a Nick kind of guy. Or, okay, not always, but ever since he became the hot one, I was forced to stan. Anyone remember that song Chains? It's.... it's so so good.

honesty hour!

[sealeymuir]

Would you rather win the lottery or work at the perfect job? And why?

I’d totally rather win the lottery! I’m not sure there’s such thing as a “perfect job” because working is boring even if you like what you’re working at, and how many people can say they’ve won the lottery?! It’d be such a fun story!

honesty hour!

[sealeymuir]

Top five hottest monsters at monster u?

WOW, that’s a toughie! Let’s just say @skyethunder, @sireenagaea, @theeclairvoyant, @charlottewebb, and @franklinsteinz? And hopefully no one will notice that the best boy ever is the first one I named.

honesty hour!

[sealeymuir]

Thoughts on sky monsters?

I mean... I know what I’ve always been told about sky monsters but I have to be honest... the ones I’ve met here at Monster U make me think maybe everything I’ve been taught is cablooey.

honesty hour!

[sealeymuir]

What turns you on?

Lots of stuff! The first thing that comes to mind aside from @skyethunder and literally anything he does is anticipation. And I don’t just mean edging although that’s cool too! I mean more like knowing there’s light at the end of a tunnel that is a long day. Having to wait a week for something you've wanted every second of every day leading up to that? It leaves me shaking!

honesty hour!

[sealeymuir]

TEXT 🌟 SEREENA

Sireena: Go for it! I’d love to see what you’ve got!

Sireena: Agree to disagree! Why would I everrrrr want to see you in a maid costume, dude? Those thighs of yours do NOT need to see the light of day! We already ARE a cool kind of band!

Sealey: Alright! I'm not great at the insults so it'd be good practice! You're sea scum! You're a bottomfeeder! You're close-minded and fucking crazy!

Sealey: Hey, my thighs are AMAZING, first of all! Secondly, me in a maid costume would be lit and you are missing out. Yeah, you guys are great, but O.M.E.N.? Makes it sound like Blair's band and not yours.

[sealeymuir]

pronouns/oritentation?

I go by he/him and it ain’t no lie, I’m bi bi bi!

[sealeymuir]

TEXT 🛏️ SKYLEY

Skye: Oh woah! Baabe! 😊 I didn't know we were doing sexy texts now. But thanks. I bet people will notice not having anyone as good lookin as you around, but hey, if you wanna lay around and think about last night, I'll be doing the exact same thing so at least there's that?

Sealey: Yeah lol I guess so! Was that too much? I thought for a sec maybe it was too much but I can't stop thinking about it so it's not like I could talk about anything else 🥰 just don't let anybody read over your shoulder and we should be good! And awww, Skye 💙 you're so cute ugh

Sealey: Yeah, at least there's that. I wish we could see each other more often 😥 but if I saw you as often as I thought about you, that'd be basically all the time.

[sealeymuir]

TEXT 🌟 SEREENA

Sireena: Aww I love hatemail!!

Sireena: Due to the fact that I'm not your maid, I'll never bring you breakfast so you really should get over that already. Also disagree. We're not that kind of band!

Sealey: You would lmao. I can do more if you want!

Sealey: I don't think you're my maid but I DO think friends bring each other brekkie sometimes! I'd bring YOU breakfast and I'd even wear a maid costume to do it if you wanted! What kind of band? A COOL kind of band?

[sealeymuir]

TEXT 🛏️ SKYLEY

Sealey: Duuuuuuuuude, I am SO SORE right now. I'm even more sore today than I was after my car wreck! Take it as a compliment that you bang harder than a semi-truck lol

Sealey: You think anyone would notice if I just didn't get out of bed today? Because I kiiiiiiiiiind of feel like laying here and chilling and thinking about last night 😉

[sealeymuir]

TEXT 🌟 SEREENA

Sealey: I hope you get eaten by satanic starfish!

Sealey: Okay, not really, I still love you even if you refuse to bring me breakfast, but Satanic Starish would be a sick name for your band, right? Agree or disagree?

[leafytaffyart]

The selkie and the seals

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