That’s what I want

[skyethunder]

TEXT 😨 SKYLEY

Skye: If I tell you something crazy, will you promise not to get mad at me?

[skyethunder]

TEXT 😱 SKANA

Ana: I can't believe this is really happening.

Ana: I guess this means you haven't told your parents about the guy, huh?

Ana: Or wait, DID you tell your parents?! IS this about that, and they just want to make sure you don't keep doing it so now they're throwing MY life away too?!

Skye: I can't either!

Skye: Of course not!

Skye: My parents do not and CAN NOT know about Sealey. I have no idea where this is coming from and I'm so sorry you got roped into this too. Especially after the party. But can you PLEASE PLEASE not tell them about me and Sealey?

[skyethunder]

TEXT 👶 SKANA

Ana: Well.. if you trust a test that only costs a dollar, I’m not pregnant. But I don't know if I do.

Ana: Skys above, it fucking figures that I'd miss my period the one time I decided to let a guy smash. Idk what to do, Skye, I'm lowkey freaking out.

Skye: It being cheap doesn't mean it wouldn't work, right? Is it like a clear not pregnant line or like kinda blurry looking. According to movies blurry is not good?

Skype: Don't freak out! That's not good either!

[skyethunder]

TEXT ⏰ PYE

Paul: I should be at our room in around five minutes.

Paul: You know, just in case you're there and doing something you'd rather your roommate not see.

Skye: I’m not doing anything weird dude. Unless you count lego millennium falcons as weird, in which case I think i’m gonna need a new roomie

[skyethunder]

TEXT 🛏️ SKYLEY

Sealey: Duuuuuuuuude, I am SO SORE right now. I'm even more sore today than I was after my car wreck! Take it as a compliment that you bang harder than a semi-truck lol

Sealey: You think anyone would notice if I just didn't get out of bed today? Because I kiiiiiiiiiind of feel like laying here and chilling and thinking about last night 😉

Skye: Oh woah! Baabe! 😊 I didn't know we were doing sexy texts now. But thanks. I bet people will notice not having anyone as good lookin as you around, but hey, if you wanna lay around and think about last night, I'll be doing the exact same thing so at least there's that?

[crazyexdaily]

[cheaphalloweencostume]

you guys dont know what a himbo is anymore. youve lost sight. you cant just call every man you like a himbo. theres nuance

[retroactivebakeries]

#himbos are HOT #himbos are KIND #and himbos are dumber than a bag of rocks

[atuans]

i’m bisexual and stupid. that’s all i am. god looked at my shitty tiny frame and said, “you’re going to be a little bisexual moron” then released me into the world.

[raelynnnix]

#a messy bitch