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heated rivalry side blog bc that show has a chokehold on me and also because my friends don't want to see my hockey yaoi reblogs/posts on main. all my posts under #sealion.posts main blog: @warpspeedchic15 | iwtv side blog: @unutteredname

[vodka-and-gingerale]

Them: What’s your favorite vocal stim from Heated Rivalry?

Me:

[handsywoman]

worried shanebug :c

[ilya-sweetheart]

Boston boys 😎 groupchat

Ilya: everyone is welcome to dunkin’s funeral on friday

Cliff: who the fuck is dunkin?

St-Simon: you’re selling your ducati?!

Connors: you named your bike after dunkin donuts?

Ilya: yes and also yes; jane says either i sell dangerous motorcycle or i can never eat her ass again

Ilya: was easy choice

Cliff: man you’re whipped can’t belive you’re actually giving up on your fucking Ducati

Ilya: if you had seen janes ass you’d understand

Connors: what are you getting instead?

Ilya: Nothing. Jane says I have enough cars and should invest money in more safe investments in case i loose my job and visa

St-Simons: jesus kid

St-Simons: you sure she’s not your wife?

Ilya: soon i will be jane’s husband and you will all be jealous

[nezumimir]

Shane-JJ-Hayden group chat in which JJ regularly texts at Hayden like:

white boy,

respond to my messages white boy

white boy answer me

Shane generally does not participate in this, but one day Hayden says something, idk, vaguely offensive that he clearly doesn’t realize is offensive and Shane sends back:

White boy I’m disappointed. 😐

[sluttywilliams]

my moon my man montage you will always make me dizzy

[shanesloverboy]

Slavic Rogozine, the actor who plays Alexei Rozanov in Heated Rivalry, talks about working with Connor Storrie and finding out he's not Russian.

[emziess]

Connor Storrie as Ilya Rozanov Heated Rivalry, S01E04

[actuallysara]

happy pride everyone <3

[boitterfly]

[heatedrivalrysource]

via Benjamin Roy

Ok gang, found these in my phone making space! This is my last #heatedrivalry bts photo dump of season 1! Enjoy 😁 love you 🥰

[actuallysara]

and when I say this is shane and best woman rose at shane and ilya's wedding

[darlingofdots]

let's think of some Bits in the Hollander-Rozanov household because every good relationship needs incomprehensible and insufferable Bits:

the random Russian nouns as pet names, obviously

turning to Anya to arbitrate who won the race/loads the dishwasher correctly/scored a sexier goal etc

Ilya. Ilyusha. Ilyushenka. Ilyushenkechka.

and who won Rookie of the Year????

"I have never said this in my life"

threatening to tell Yuna

"pass me the remote?" — "come and get it" — [wrestling]

butt slapping. at every opportunity.

"we will have to shoot you like lame horse" when one of them gets so much as a papercut

idioms translated literally into the wrong language

"this is not hall of fame behaviour"

"who should I bring as my plus one" and listing random people while the other pouts

[actuallysara]

The cast of Heated Rivalry at the 2026 Canadian Screen Awards after party | May 31, 2026 (via koltonstewart, hbrowne24, abdallamour)

[sweetparagonradiance]

“is he ok? fucking TELL ME” is 1 of my many faves cuz Shane getting hurt on the ice is the 1st time we physically SEE how deeply in love Ilya is with him & Shane wanting 2 tell him he’s ok even though it’s not true breaks my heart these 2 love each other so much.

[shane-bug]

Idiots in love

[yuqis-ifty]

Ik we were talking about MILF Yuna Hollander and DILF David Hollander, but genuinely they were also both just THAT attractive even when they were younger, for reference:

Mind you these aren't even from that long ago. So yes, hot4hot strikes in the hr universe yet again.

[themoonandmyman]

Shane teasing his Hole at Ilya for two whole years