"Playing it Cool" Sentence Starters
"We were deeply, passionately, madly in love...for one glorious night."
"I'm sorry, you think 'Terminator' is more romantic than 'Ghost?'"
"God, I love running through the airport scenes."
"Don't touch me with your sticky, disgusting, reptile hands!"
"I just don't see myself ever feeling the same way about you."
"If I have to hear one more four talk about her vegan pet, my sperm are going to start eating each other."
"Do you want to do a social experiment?"
"Do, um, the blowjob, the tongue-in-the-cheek thing."
"We fuck sometimes...for research."
"Happiness and marriage don't coexist."
"Love is what keeps fucking you long after the sex has dried up."
"Love is a real thing! I was watching this Korean soap opera last night..."
"Whenever you say it's nothing, it is never nothing."
"They sprinkle cute little monkey photos all over the place like rufies, and then they date rape your checkbook. Bastards."
"Oh, I see...the stereotypical self-loathing Good Samaritan."
"No, no, if I were stalking you, you'd never see me. I'm very good at it."
"I can pretty much guarantee that if we hang out, you're gonna walk away completely unimpressed."
"Men and women can't be friends. We are squids and squirrels."
"You're just setting boundaries so you can push them."
"Are you even masturbating properly?"
"People are petty, emotional whores."
"You're gonna ruin this, because you're a soulless love hater."
"You're lucky I'm wearing underwear."
"Love is like your 401k, it matches your investment."
"Why don't you tell the story about the time you got drunk and tried to finger me?"
"Look, if this thing between us, if it's nothing...if it's just an infatuation, maybe sex will cure it?"
"Your boyfriend? Wait, wait, you gonna tell him about us?"
"I didn't know you were gonna lose it and start acting needy."
"Well, I guess this is me waving the white flag."
"I love you. I should have told you. I thought you knew."
"I want to put my face in a waffle iron."
"Uh, maybe you're pitying yourself a little too much here."
"I got pinkeye from a charity dunk tank for you!"
"The sex is better with me. I know, I have first hand experience."
"I don't hate you. I nothing you."
"We're both disasters, neither of us deserve love!"
"I'm willing to regret you for the rest of my life."