[cheaphalloweencostume]

the first time i ever had an edible i was watching Jersey Shore and i thought i was having a psychic moment because the phone rang on the show and i was like “ 🗿 she is going to pick it up and say Hello 🧠” and was correct

[potatoheadinwonderland-deactiva]

one glass of moscato got my little boner perking up Arf arf what do you smell boy

[potatoheadinwonderland-deactiva]

i apologize

[amwult]

my least favourite turn based strategy game is email

[gojinka]

My bacteria means I like it.

[sandmandaddy69]

[theehorsepusssy]

[infectiouspiss]

i love being a fag and a pansy and a fairy and a pervert and awhat who the fuck is egg bacon

[killerwithknife-deactivated2025]

Why are threats illegal let me speak

[konoko]

[bearie]

whenenver i save a bug in trouble its kind of like im their mr beast

[deep-state-partisan]

[kingofthehilltoday]

[deerchasingheadlights]

its just me, my escapist tendencies, and these tits

[tunisian]

[inthesensethat-deactivated20240]

[enki2]

[sovietnam]