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everyone’s middle name should be motherfuckin
this is the part where someone says something random and we get notes
Internet vs. Egyptians.
Rolling Stone has gone to hell..
tell me they didn't put an unnecessary apostrophe on the cover of Rolling Stone
C a r r y o n m y w a y w a r d s o o o o o o o n
T h e r e ’ l l b e p e a c e when y o u a r e d o o n e
L a y y o u r w e a r y h e a d t o r e e e e e e s t
D o n ’ t y o u c r y n o m o r e
in third grade i wrote an essay and used the word astonish and my teacher was shocked and i said “i learned it from pokemon!” and my picture was published in the school newspaper with the caption “SHE LEARNED IT FROM POKEMON”
READ BEFORE WATCHING THE VIDEO!
So tonight Erika and I made the impromptu decision to go to the Coldplay concert after my friends Jenny and Troy told me that tickets were $35 on StubHub! So we went to the concert and as we were walking in we all got these bracelets:
Jenny was told before that the bracelets light up but we couldn’t figure out how that blue plastic thing on the end would light up so we thought it was pretty lame.
Then the first song started.
I only captured a bit of Paradise but I want you to see just how not-lame these bracelets were.
(YOU CAN NOW WATCH THE VIDEO)
It was an amazing night and it has been an amazing birthday.
P.S. The drummer of Coldplay’s birthday was today so Chris Martin said “What better way to spend your birthday than with 22,000 people in Detroit?” and then everyone in the arena sang happy birthday.
that is the coolest shit ever
OMG
that is so dang cool!!
I can’t even…
This just adds to the list of reasons I want to see Coldplay live.
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right, I'm buying this for my cats...
what if clothes screamed when you put them in the dryer
sometimes i wonder if everyone on this site is fucking high
hes here
Not exactly what I want to see in a gas station bathroom.
When my brother's in the shower...
-waiting for brother to get out of the shower-
-hears him singing-
me: will you quit singing?
brother: what?
me: QUIT SINGING. IT'S LAME
brother: WOMAN
brother: WHEN I'M IN THE SHOWER, TWO THINGS GET TO BE FREE
brother: MY BALLS
brother: AND MY SOUL
THIS IS A COLON
THIS IS A SEMICOLON
LEARN THEIR DIFFERENCES AND HOW TO USE THEM CORRECTLY
a colon is for friendly comments like “hey :)”
a semicolon is for kinky comments like “heey ;)”
ps: adding extra letters and italics will help in your message’s meaning
avalar:
“my cousin looks like justin bieber. here he is taunting a mob of teenage girls”
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