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so it turns out in our epic search for Santa & the North Pole, we took a left when we should've gone right and ended up in Antarctica. oops. π¦πΆππ«π π½#gpsfail nonetheless, from these two gossiping penguins and team SEAPHLOOR - we wish you a very merry Christmas. π§π§ππΌππ»ββοΈππ» (at Antarctica)
if you tell me us we're going to one of the most inaccessible islands on the planet, we're pulling ye olde Nikon trigger until our fingers go numb, disjoint and land softly on the carpet. thankfully we only needed a couple of stragglers to drop this betty in our feed. πΈ Cape Horn & her lush red-painted stairway to heaven, err nice pictures and all that good stuff. worth the trip. diva status infinity. (at Cabo de Hornos)
faith reigns in this itty bitty church on Cape Horn - one of the most difficult islands to visit on earth. this mega structure holds a whopping 12 folks when topped out. Cape Horn - the last little pizza slice of land before you reach the bliss of Antarctica. π¦πΆ BEAUTIFULNESS. (at Cape Horn)
OK SO WE'RE ALIVE. π¦π· pardon the continuous map disruption for waves & waves of jolly delicious travel snaps. we meant to post 2x daily but it turns out by crazy circumstance that Antarctica has poor wifi? #thenerve #beyond1stworldproblems π¦πΆπ the fancy news is that we're still gallivanting around the southern hemisphere in style which means more motivational world-eye candy for your sugar skulls. ππ so please do enjoy - go start chasing filthy pennies and saving them up so you too can go somewhere magical this year. π©β¨π° (at Laguna Esmaralda)
CHANGE OF PLANS. ππ» when your helicopter trip goes south and your 4hr sailing tour gets knocked out by extreme wind & waves, we take it on the chin, go with the flow and climb a frosty glacier. ππΆπ»βοΈ if & when you come to Argentina, make an executive level boss decision, skip Buenos Aires and make a b-line for Ushuaia. this southernmost city on earth will charm the pants right off your bones. darling as grandma's Christmas tree vest. ππ½ββοΈπβπΌοΈ (at Ushuaia, Tierra del Fuego, Argentina)
HERE WE GO! βοΈ CMHβ‘οΈATLβ‘οΈEZEβ‘οΈUSHβ‘οΈβοΈ βπΏοΈβπΌοΈβπ½οΈ (at John Glenn Columbus International Airport)
DESTINATION: ANTARCTICA βοΈβ΄ hello you gorgeous sailor. we're here to share the good news of the century to make your entire week one thousand times more fun, entertaining & distracted. that's right we're bringing you with us! oh & a little bonus to Patagonia BTW NBD. π―ππΌ if you adore our maps, enjoy our loose language captions, dig our photography, you can now join the confused souls who create all this backwards bubblegum content. JAZZ HANDS ON FIRE! ππΏπ·π₯ WHO TO FOLLOW: on snapchat, @briwhi83 & @stevenkenworthy // on insta @seaphloor, @lgaflight757 & @stevenkenworthy // for adventure musical delight - search for the "ANTARCTIC DREAM" playlist on Spotify. πΈπΉπ if you're wondering if any of this is worth more than 12 seconds of your time - imagine our journey as such. it'll be as if you fell asleep in a jar of honey and woke up riding a sparkly whale through mint clouds. because that's about to happen. COME JOIN THE FUN! βπΌοΈβπΏβπ½ (at Kohi, Kapisa, Afghanistan)
DESTINATION: ANTARCTICA βοΈβ΄ hello you gorgeous sailor. we're here to share the good news of the century to make your entire week one thousand times more fun, entertaining & distracted. that's right we're bringing you with us! oh & a little bonus to Patagonia BTW NBD. π―ππΌ if you adore our maps, enjoy our loose language captions, dig our photography, you can now join the confused souls who create all this backwards bubblegum content. JAZZ HANDS ON FIRE! ππΏπ·π₯ WHO TO FOLLOW: on snapchat, @briwhi83 & @stevenkenworthy // on insta @seaphloor, @lgaflight757 & @stevenkenworthy // for adventure musical delight - search for the "ANTARCTIC DREAM" playlist on Spotify. πΈπΉπ if you're wondering if any of this is worth more than 12 seconds of your time - imagine our journey as such. it'll be as if you fell asleep in a jar of honey and woke up riding a sparkly whale through mint clouds. because that's about to happen. COME JOIN THE FUN! βπΌοΈβπΏβπ½ (at Kohi, Kapisa, Afghanistan)
NASABALLS DELUXE. πππ₯ you can bet Lance Bass' size 8.5 moon boots that this customized constellation jam has more jiggle in its teenage hips than Shakira trapped in a jello mold. #exhausting π the thought alone is enough to put us in bed before team bingo night. π΄πΎπ΅π½π€ 10x10" of NASA afterburner slam dunked in your wall's trousers for the ultimate decor lift off. at the direct advice of Buzz Aldrin's wild antique spirit, we even laced the edges with an Emily Dickinson letter - as if that even makes sense. the good news is, it doesn't have to. because we make the rules and that's how it is. πͺππ¦ DM to buy if you consider yourself incredibly fabulous or extra neat. wieners and jerks need not apply. β‘οΈβ‘οΈβ‘οΈ (at Columbus, Ohio)
NASABALLS DELUXE. πππ₯ you can bet Lance Bass' size 8.5 moon boots that this customized constellation jam has more jiggle in its teenage hips than Shakira trapped in a jello mold. #exhausting π the thought alone is enough to put us in bed before team bingo. π΄πΎπ΅π½π€ 10x10" of NASA afterburner slam dunked in your wall's trousers for the ultimate decor lift off. at the direct advice of Buzz Aldrin's wild antique spirit, we even laced the edges with an Emily Dickinson letter - as if that even makes sense. the good news is, it doesn't have to. because we make the rules and that's how it is. πͺππ¦ DM to buy if you consider yourself incredibly fabulous or extra neat. wieners and jerks need not apply. β‘οΈβ‘οΈβ‘οΈ (at Columbus, Ohio)
PRETTY in PINK. πΆββοΈπΆπ»ββοΈπΆπΌββοΈπΆπ½ββοΈπΆπΎββοΈπΆπΏββοΈ if Cleveland is Ohio's beard and Cincinnati is her skirt, then Columbus is the 1980s knitted cat sweater with the yarn balls and oversized buttons sewn upon it. no offense to anyone but we checked with the ghost of Neil Armstrong's hard part and we pretty much nailed it. π°π¨π― 19th-century Ohio map with bronze leaf edging up for grabs to the person with high enough taste to support its richness. if you think there's a better state to gloss the walls of your glam cave, then we'll pay to ship you there forever. π¬π ππΌββοΈππΎβ‘οΈπ¦βπΌοΈπ¬ DM for purchase info. pull yourself away from the epic richness of walmart.com and give gifts with (just barely) more character. ππ»ππ½ππΏ (at Columbus, Ohio)
PER-OOH U FYNE. π΅πͺβ€οΈ this 16x20" map of Peru is a swift and hurtful reminder of the time when we chased week old, excessively chewy churros with a 2-liter of Inca Kola on empty stomachs only to then board a 21-hour, cliff hugging, rocking boat ride of a death defying double decker bus through the Andes. this journey i assure would make the electric chair feel like a plush La-Z-Boy sculpted of nothing but angels' hands and mini-cupcake fantasies. #butreally πβ°π it's not our style to flame jealousy though so we're here to let you know that you too can have this excessive pleasure for a stone cold $65USD. sometimes the story is worth the suffrage you know? πβοΈβ οΈ lucky for you, we're not here to tell you how to split your clams. so if you'd rather own a Peruvian SEAPHLOOR original and tell people wild South American tales until they're convinced you snorted the whole of Colombia - that's okay too. we're not here to judge - we're no Judy, Alex or Joe Brown either - who's been arrested btw. π (at Columbus, Ohio)
it's always a delightfully awkward vibe - driving a quarter of a mile down someone's driveway to park your rental and get a proper snap. scenes like this though, you won't find these in central Ohio even - so you have to make them count with your cams. π 6 days left & WE OUT. βοΈπ (at StaΓ°ur, Vestur-Hunavatnssysla, Iceland)
T-MINUS 6 DAYS & βοΈ ... one thing we SEAPHLOOR folk have never done is live feed a journey w/ a proper audience of nothing but 9s & 10s - handsome people everywhere. that's you, our followers. it's overwhelming really. π³β‘οΈπ the good news is that it's not at all too late to take an entire week off of work ("oh that tuberculosis is going around") & ride shotgun with our co-chiefs. on our beloved journey through Patagonia and #Antarctica we'll be uploading nonstop photos & shameless captions, snapchat footage, blog notes & more. JAZZ EXPLOSION! π·π₯ we'll drop snap profiles, personal insta feeds and follow along Facebook info just before we leave. this photo is 1/1000th of the fabulousness we are about to swallow with our eyes. partake if ye dare. π»β΄ it's gonna be BANANAS xπππ. (at BlΓΆnduΓ³s)
AHH...the coveted Chernobyl museum in my 3rd favorite city on earth, Kiev. ππΊπ¦ not the best place in the world for a rush of dopamine, but nevertheless a fascinating stop for the curious traveler. heartbreaking this wall of lost children. just a simple reminder to treasure each day as your last and love those around you unconditionally. you never know when it's your time move along to the next stop. πππΌβοΈ
BELIEVELANDIA πβΎοΈπ not to be confused with Portlandia, the best part about Clevelanders is that they'd rather be dead and eternally forgotten than labeled "hipsters." any culture of people who have verified traces of rust in their veins has our utmost respect. more likely to weep beads of soot than actual, wet tears, indeed they are a gritty breed in the 'Land. π€βπΌοΈ this unfinished 9x12" map on canvas awaits your blue collar touch. with just a week left to order before Santa's sleigh rips through the beautiful midwest, reach out today to snatch up this sleek gem & customize her to your liking. kind of like if Weird Science mated with a Bernie Kosar replica jersey. THAT WONDERFUL. βοΈππ be a hero today and buy the better gift. because your loved ones matter. πβπΏοΈβπΌοΈ (at Columbus, Ohio)
BELIEVELANDIA πβΎοΈπ not to be confused with Portlandia, the best part about Clevelanders is that they'd rather be dead and eternally forgotten than labeled "hipsters." any culture of people who have verified traces of rust in their veins has our utmost respect. more likely to weep beads of soot than actual, wet tears, indeed they are a gritty breed in the 'Land. π€βπΌοΈ this unfinished 9x12" map on canvas awaits your blue collar touch. with just a week left to order before Santa's sleigh rips through the beautiful midwest, reach out today to snatch up this sleek gem & customize her to your liking. kind of like if Weird Science mated with a Bernie Kosar replica jersey. THAT WONDERFUL. βοΈππ be a hero today and buy the better gift. because your loved ones matter. πβπΏοΈβπΌοΈ (at Columbus, Ohio)