meowmeowmeowmeowmeow

Whoa, you found my diary! Pervert.

[searattler]

My friend sent me something motivational and I only had a trash response on hand.

[searattler]

I WILL NOT STOP UNTIL I HAVE INTRODUCED EVERYONE TO THE BOOKGOBLIN

[beyfann]

13 years ago today, Pepsi’s Super Bowl commercial starring Beyoncé, BritneySpears, Pink & Enrique Iglesias was premiered. #PepsiGladiators

[beyondthescatteredwalls-deactiv]

Damn these were simpler times

[allisonpregler]

so lemme break this down

-lord caesar iglesias, who does not sing in this musical commercial, has captured britney spears, pink, and beyonce to battle it out gladiator style -our trio decides instead of fighting, they will instead rock so hard that the audience forgets about their battle to the death -their musical prowess is so damn powerful they rock the foundation of the earth and overthrow caesar iglesias along with his stash of ancient roman pepsi -beyonce, britney spears, and pink drink pepsi while the audience cheers -enrique iglesias is eaten by a lion

[sodomymcscurvylegs]

Britney, Beyonce, and Pink are the only girls from that era that kept their careers. This wasn’t a commercial, this was an omen.

[foxy-mulder-deactivated20190929]

Britney went on to become jarl of Windhelm

[searattler]

Calling All Glaciology Nerds

Does anyone have any good websites for learning more about glaciology? I'm talking about the different techniques used for models, info on the programming languages most frequently used, etc. Looking for a friend, here.

[meme-theft]

[vvitchella]

… No one’s gonna say anything about this legendary camerawork?

[adourian]

oh m y

[le0n0r]

@ayahne

[ayahne]

oh my god, Leonor, XD

(for my peeps, i’m trying to get her art raffle prize to her, and the mail is being 

l a t e )

[timebender25]

That blond one in the green shirt looks like Draco Malfoy.

[searattler]

After working closely with the packages at my old job, I am willing to say that this is 100% true.

[bobbycaputo]

Photographs of Argentina’s Unspoiled Places by Angeles Peña

[rhaenyras]

[odditymall]

The Leatherdos is a hair clip that doubles as a multi-tool that combines 5 different tools in a tiny hair clip: screw-drivers, a wrench, a trolley coin, a ruler, and a cutting edge.

—>http://odditymall.com/leatherdos-is-a-hair-clip-multi-tool

[hashtagloveloses]

violet baudelaire invented this

[homeosapphic-deactivated2019111]

[searattler]

I CAN NEVER SAY THE FUCKING RIGHT THING FUCKING DAMMIT WHY DID I SAY THAT OMG

[searattler]

Trying to decide if it's a good idea to chug my wine, have a bite of my burrito, and them chug my cherry pepsi. e______e

[tastefullyoffensive]

🔊 (via hilarious.ted)

[sansaspark-deactivated20150711]

During the scene when Mulan decides to go to war instead of her father, she decides to do it while sitting on the foot of the Great Stone Dragon. The image of the dragon looking over Mulan is repeated several times throughout the sequence, and the bolts of lightning strike at significant times whenever the dragon is in sight. When Mulan takes her father’s scroll and when she is praying to her ancestors, the Great Stone Dragon can be seen. It is also engraved on the sword Mulan uses to cut her hair and the handles of the wardrobe containing the armor are in the shape of the dragon’s head. The dragon’s eyes glowing in the temple symbolizes Mulan’s role as protector of her family awakening, instead of the actual dragon.

The reason Mushu couldn’t wake the dragon is because the dragon was no longer there. Mulan is implied to be the Great Dragon that protects her family.

[hestheoriginal]

[searattler]

Trump: That was a great pivot from the fact that she wants open borders. Well that was a great pivot from the fact that you exploit undocumented labor, so....

[searattler]

Boyfriend: *looks at* What are you looking at if you have no reception? Memories of the reception?

Me: I do...I guess only in a certain capacity, though....*fiddles with phone*

Boyfriend: Well, when's the wedding?

Me: The what? What are you talking about?

Boyfriend: The wedding that follows the reception!! KA-POW! *claps hands proudly*

[searattler]

Driving through Oregon fog.

[nevver]

Finalists, 2016 Comedy Wildlife Photography Awards

[searattler]

I'm a mix between the first picture and the last one.