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absolutely nobody is here at the tutoring center so i'm watching violent night on the front desk monitor with my boss
SANTA CLAUSE IS COMIN' TO TOWN! *
me: my sexuality is santa swinging that hammer and killing fifteen heavily armed men @hopewrought: i'm kinkshaming me: GOOD
"Santa! look, cocaine!"
"Uh-! That's not cocaine, that's just snow-"
SANTA CLAUSE IS COMIN' TO TOWN! *
IT’S THE MOST WONDERFUL TIME OF THE YEAR! a collection of sentence starters and prompts to inspire holiday/wintery interactions. trigger warnings for mentions of food and drink.
❝ are you really playing christmas music already? it’s barely november! ❞
❝ come on, get in the spirit! dance with me. ❞
❝ if we’re having turkey for thanksgiving dinner, i’m not eating. the bird always looks at me funny and i’m not eating stuffing that’s been stuffed up a butt. ❞
❝ are you going to come sledding with us? it’ll be fun! ❞
❝ we can put up the christmas lights tonight! ❞
❝ i don’t want to be a grinch, but untangling lights isn’t exactly my favorite pastime. ❞
❝ let’s wear matching ugly christmas sweaters to the party! ❞
❝ do you think this eggnog is spiked? ❞
❝ don’t tell anyone, but, i spiked the eggnog. ❞
❝ you’re who i want to kiss at midnight on new year’s eve. ❞
❝ pucker up! you got caught under the mistletoe. ❞
❝ i didn’t know what to get you. i hope you like it. ❞
❝ you got me [insert gift here]? i love it. ❞
❝ please tell me that’s not a puppy yipping from the box… ❞
❝ isn’t it a little cliche to get engaged on christmas? ❞
❝ we always watch grandma got run over by a reindeer. it’s tradition! ❞
❝ i was sucking on this candy cane and accidentally made a weapon… ❞
❝ did you remember to get carrots to leave out for the reindeer? ❞
❝ i loved christmas as a kid, but i haven’t felt the magic in a long time… ❞
❝ do you want to bake cookies with me? ❞
SEND A WORD FOR A PROMPT. add + REVERSE to switch up who does what.
[ SKATES ] for sender and receiver to go ice skating.
[ COCOA ] for sender and receiver to get hot chocolate at a winter festival.
[ FESTIVAL ] for sender and receiver to go to a winter carnival.
[ ICE ] for receiver to slip on some ice while walking with sender.
[ FROSTY ] for sender and receiver to build a snowman.
[ ANGEL ] for sender and receiver to make snow angels.
[ MISTLETOE ] for sender and receiver to find themselves under the mistletoe.
[ TREE ] for sender and receiver to decorate the christmas tree.
[ PRESENTS ] for receiver to open a present from sender. (bonus points for saying what the present is.)
[ GRINCH ] for receiver’s reaction to sender not being in the holiday spirit.
[ KITCHEN ] for sender and receiver to make a mess in the kitchen while cooking the holiday feast.
[ MIDNIGHT ] for sender to kiss receiver at midnight on new year’s eve.
[ TIMES SQUARE ] for sender and receiver to watch the ball drop.
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TIME FOR SOME SEASON'S BEATINGS! / written by abs
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