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[kosmogrl]

[throathole]

Part of getting older is realizing how absolutely insane it is that basically every form of media is constantly trying to convince us that the most interesting moments of the lived human experience are happening in HIGH SCHOOL…… girl who gives a flying fuck what 16 year olds are doing.

[akron-squirrel]

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[gaysie]

in my silly goose era

[iamoutofideas]

SUNDAY

SUNDAY

ŚU̢̨N̵N̕͜N

and saturday it’s the 9TH ANNUAL DALLAS MOWER EXPO

BE THERRRREEERRRR AS THE BIGGEST NAMES IN MOWERS,HEDGER&CLIPPERSONHEDGER&CLIPPERSONHEDGER&CLIPPERSONSONDAY!

CUTTING TECHNOLOGY! aerfsverginereaersorodl

SEAKING!     SEAKING!     SEAKING!

OIL PAINTINGS!OIL PAINTINGS!SEAKING!

DONT MISS THE DALLAS MOWER EXPOXEPOYERSALAD

BE THEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRREEEEEERRRREEEEEERRRRRRR….RRERRR….RREEEEEEEE

[ratfuck]

telling the kids that theres an among us movie and they get excited and you sit them down and put on The Thing

[speciesofleastconcern]

[nyctosaurid]

not 2 exaggerate but the good place’s thesis of “if the modern pressures of life were removed, we would inherently seek out opportunities to learn and become better and kinder people” is a more interesting and valuable thing to say about society than anything that’s ever been said about cell phones

[karina-padilla]

When ur stoned and get the most fucked up snapple fact ever

[karina-padilla]

Update: It takes 243 days for it to rotate and 225 days for it to orbit the sun so that’s why

[parkchanwoohoo]

i find it v cute when rpgs offer me, someone whose sole strategy is “attacking enemies,” status changing effects. “this lowers your enemy’s speed” you know what else would lower their speed? being dead, from my fists

[doggirlpaws]

[powerfulwizard]

[etica]

[gobblechopstv]

[silver-tongues-blog]

sometimes i forget that bart is canonically a telepath

[popegoodvibes-returns]

HES A WHAT

[roosterreturns]

[ladylilithium]

[alien-bumbum]

[gilmoregirlsdotgov]

he got it from marge

[catchymemes]

[authorbettyadams]

This is the first time I’ve ever seen a public utility ruefully praise someone for

property damage….

[fruitffish-deactivated20250218]

Excerpts for a 1920's newspaper during the Spanish Flu

[lexicals]

PLEASE LOOK AT THIS PIC IT’S VERY IMPORTANT

[viostormcaller]

astronaut…………

[teatops]

how does it feel to be the most galaxy brain person alive

[realfootage]

someone: hey what do you think of (paranormal topic)

me, wise in the ways of the unexplained: well its either real or its fake

[depsidase]