I'm Usually About to Die

My name is Percy Jackson, but there's a reason I'm known as 'Seaweed brain.' I've saved the world more times than an 18 year old should have to. Being a halfblood is dangerous, and I really hope you aren't here for good.

[seaweedbrainpercy-jackson]

DAMIAN MCGINTY GIF HUNT

Moving thesse for 2.0.  Just ignore.

[claire-snyder]

Let’s watch… Ooh, let’s watch Mulan!

Sure, whatever helps you sleep at night, Percy. Just remember that there’s no way they can be superior in any way to mine.

[seaweedbrainpercy-jackson]

As long as you don't complain about me singing along to "I'll Make a Man Out of You."

Very true.  You do have very nice cooties.  But, I still think mine are better.

[daughterof-eros-deactivated2016]

Perfect hit. Water balloons are fun. I love Summer!

[seaweedbrainpercy-jackson]

Do you really want to get into a water fight with the son of Poseidon?

[claire-snyder]

Bowls that hold my ice cream, nonetheless. Mm, do you wanna watch a movie too, while we’re at it? I’m feeling something corny.

Nope, your cooties are gross and unnecessary. -sticks tongue out- Please keep them as far away from me as possible.

[seaweedbrainpercy-jackson]

We can, sure.  My movies are over there, so if you see something you want to watch... it's fine.

My cooties are amazing and you know it. -sticks tongue back out at her-

[claire-snyder]

Good, because I totally mentally called dibs on the Batman one.

You’ve got the bowls, right? Or are we just gonna eat straight out of the tub? Just so you know, I don’t want your cooties.

[seaweedbrainpercy-jackson]

I have bowls, chill.  But they're like the really cheap styrofoam kind.  How could you not want my cooties though?  They're amazing, and would make your ice cream eating experience so much better.

[claire-snyder]

-rolls her eyes and leaves, returning later to meet him-

Open up, dork! Look, I even stopped by my cabin and grabbed our cute little chubby spoons, because nothing says ice cream time like cute spoons. Batman or Ninja Turtles, your pick.

[seaweedbrainpercy-jackson]

-opens door and all that jazz-

Well, look at you being all prepared.  They're probably better than whatever I have here to eat with so... awesome.  And I call the Ninja Turtles because they're pretty much the coolest superheros ever.

[claire-snyder]

I’m going, I’m going! I’ll be back in a flash. We’re eating it in your cabin, yeah?

[seaweedbrainpercy-jackson]

Run like the wind, princess.  I figured we would.

[claire-snyder]

Then I’ll strike you a deal. You get to pay for it and I’ll go through the laborious task of retrieving it. Does that sound fair to you?

[seaweedbrainpercy-jackson]

Alright, I can do that.  You go, buy the ice cream, and I'll pay you back when you come over.

[claire-snyder]

I could consider it… How are you feeling a tub of Mint Chocolate Chip?

[seaweedbrainpercy-jackson]

I definitely wouldn't say no to some Mint Chocolate Chip.

[veronica-nemesis-clearwater]

Is that because she’s greedy and would eat it all herself, or that she’s just as lazy as you are? Yeah, and plus you do kind of have a baby face, so it’s pretty hard to be intimidated by if I’m honest.

[seaweedbrainpercy-jackson]

Because she's greedy.  What?  I can totally be intimidating!  I just... okay, maybe I can't.  There's a reason I rely on my sarcasm to get me through a lot, and that's why.

[veronica-nemesis-clearwater]

Well, if you’ve got a generous friend or sibling, you could ask them. Or my personal favorite hassle and or threaten some new or younger camper into doing it for you.

[seaweedbrainpercy-jackson]

I'm trying to convince Claire to buy some and then sahre it, but it's not really working so far.  And, sadly, I can't threaten any of the younger campers.  Something about having a 'nice guy' reputation and how that wouldn't fit into it.  They'd probably just think I was joking and then walk off laughing.

[claire-snyder]

Wow, you’re totally right! Too bad I don’t really want to. I’d rather buy myself some ice cream. Guess you’re back to square one.

[seaweedbrainpercy-jackson]

And you won't share it with me?

[veronica-nemesis-clearwater]

It’s not so much that I don’t know how to get it, but deciding if I’m willing to put up the effort to.

[seaweedbrainpercy-jackson]

Yeah, but they kind of go hand in hand.  If I'm too lazy to go get it, then I don't know how I will get it.

[claire-snyder]

Have you tried getting up and buying some? I hear that one works pretty well but I understand if might be a little much for you.

[seaweedbrainpercy-jackson]

That sounds like so much work though.  Hey!  What if you go buy the ice cream, and then bring it to me.  That sounds like a plan.

[seaweedbrainpercy-jackson]

Do you ever just... really want ice cream, and you have no idea how you're going to get it?

[daughterof-eros-deactivated2016]

Ah yes, and that is exactly what a girl would want to be to the potential love of their life is “cute”. Makes them feel like a puppy.

[seaweedbrainpercy-jackson]

But they'd be a cute puppy.  And really, no one can resist a cute puppy.

[daughterof-eros-deactivated2016]

Alright, I guess I could tell you if I ever do then. Even if I do end up making a fool out of myself.

[seaweedbrainpercy-jackson]

I don't think you could make yourself look foolish.  I believe it'd just be cute.