Have It All

That’s just it, though. I can’t be happy knowing what I did…what I’m doing.

You know…you can just cut the nice crap. Hit me or whatever, since I know that’s what you wanna do.

But you can't be happy not doing it?

What? I don't want to hit you... I can't hit you. I made Lucy a promise.

No. But it seems I’ve been doing a lot more disappointing than pleasing people lately.

Oh.

That's fine... Just as long as you're happy.

She’ll be upset with me.

I’m doing exactly what she said I shouldn’t.

... Not now. She's more upset with herself.

Well, you aren't obligated to always please people, right?

itsjust-jarednicole

Well, it is, buddy. Hate to break it to you.

I figured that.

I hope this doesn't last too long though.

I didn’t wanna hurt her.

I'm sure you didn't. You both didn't mean for things to get out of hand, but they did.

Why not try to fix it? You're not happy about it and she isn't either.

I know she didn’t…

Good.

And... you shouldn't have said what you did. Fighting fire with fire doesn't fix anything. Why would you want to hurt her like that anyways?

Oh? So, she told you about that?

I had to ask her, but yes.

You and I both know she never meant any harm from what she said. Lucy cares for you.

Me? What for?

Just to try to clear some things up. I promise there's nothing to worry about.

... I know what happened between you and Lucy. I believe there is a bit of misunderstanding going on.

Marcus.

You know me?

I do. I've been looking for you actually.

Well, worse things have happened to me. Especially as of late.

A spontaneous sex change is the least of my problems.

Oh, that's terrible. I'm sorry for that.

So, I'm assuming you were a man... What man were you exactly?

lithe-liam

Valid point, but what if they go into some denial shit? That’ll be the worst.

One, she can’t be that old, that’s rude. Two, buzzkill. Three, my parents are eternally like…20 something.

Then I suppose you let them. You don't want to make anyone go crazy.

I-I didn't mean it in a rude way. I know Caroline. She's thirty-one. ...What do you mean by that?

recklessfinn-deactivated2014010

I'm a fuckin' pretty boy now?

recklessfinn-deactivated2014010

At least I can still try to shag, but the girls might actually be guys. That’d not be okay.

Sort of like how I am.

tylerjennings-deactivated201401

I’d imagine…you’re old.

... I know that, but I meant I don't want to be a woman for the rest of my life.

lithe-liam

I mean…yeah, I guess I am. Hope no one comes rushing to ask how the fuck to switch back. Or they’ll be some broken hearts.

You. Got. The Hot and Older woman. Dude. How does it feel?

You could just break the news gently. I'm sure that'll create less damage.

You do realize Caroline could be your mother's age, right?

Well this is interesting.

You're one of the few that'd say that.

tylerjennings-deactivated201401

Sorry, darlin’…I think it is.

I don't want to stay like this.