Noah Kahan
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@sebastian-morgensterns
ik this is,,, dumb,,, but like - does anyone else get personally offended when people insult celebrities??
like i STAN the ever lovely taylor swift and if someone so much as jokes that she only writes break up music one more time I’m going to SUE for GROSS MISCONDUCT and SLANDER and that’s all
i was trying to think of the name for Dwayne ‘the rock’ Johnson but for some reason the only mongrel garbage my pitiful excuse for a brain could muster was the name ‘Dwanye Rest’
nobody:
me, finding grains of wheat scattered amongst my sheets: ahh, heat
@tsc-net: second demon patrol - LGBTQA+ → aline penhallow x helen blackthorn
helen remembered the first love note aline had ever written her. “the curves of your lips rewrite history. the world is changed because you are made of ivory and gold.” later, she’d found out it was an oscar wilde quote, and had said to aline, smiling, “you’ve got a lot of nerve.” aline had looked back at her steadily. “i know. i do.”
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Okay so I made this in 2012 let me know if you think it’s time for an updated version?
them: so what do you do?
me, whilst gulping down frothed milk: i drink a lot of frothy milk
them: no, i mean like for leisure
me, on my twelfth cup of frothed milk of the conversation: i just mostly drink frothy milk
How to compliment me:
Say something nice about Taylor Swift
I️ personally really related to this post.
one scene per teen wolf episode (11/100)
episode eleven, season one: formality
dramione + « in all our wrongs, I want to write him in a time where I can find him, before the tears that tore us, when our history was before us. »
Newton Scamander wish Happy Birthday to Hermione !
Happy Birthday Emma Watson !!!
But there are so many strong women role models in the Harry Potter books ?
Hermione worked harder than anyone else and earned her spot, before age 13, as one of the brightest witches of her age.
Ginny was fierce and loyal and a lover and a fighter and defiant and didn’t let anyone go through life/pain alone and destroyed gender roles and was everything that defines ‘strong.’
Luna didn’t let the opinions of everyone else affect her idea of self-worth. She loved herself and believed in herself and knew that she was enough.
Cho needed help after her boyfriend died (she was 15!!!) and didn’t take anyone’s shit when they tried to undermine her pain; she knew what she needed and she was going to get it.
Fleur was a beauty queen and took part in one of the most challenging competitions in the wizarding world; she knew she was beautiful, she knew she was smart, she knew she was strong, she knew those things didn’t have to come in separate packages.
McGonagall was a badass. Four stunning spells to chest and she was okay? I think yes.
Lily Evans ended a relationship that was abusive, and didn’t deal with what she didn’t deserve.
All of these women are just so strong and such great role models for kids and adults alike
RAVENCLAW PRIDE
(This is bad quality but that is not the point)
HOLD UP *Antonyms of Slytherin* -Friendly -Open -Optimistic -Accepting -Warm -Mellow -Reserved -Laid-back -Kind
Excuse me? I’m about to disprove every single one of these so make a cup of tea and get ready.
1) Friendly
You can’t just dismiss ¼ of wizards and witched as ‘unfriendly’ simply because of a stereotype. Since when did being ambitious and being friendly become mutually exclusive? Yes, there are some Slytherins who are particular assholes, but what about other houses? You’re saying that in Gryffindor, a house that values bravery and all around cockiness people were always friendly? As well as that, the house that is known for valuing kindness is Hufflepuff. Are you saying that Hufflepuff and Slytherin are opposites? Yes, the people who make up those houses have very different personalities, but as always, there is some overlay, or Slytherpuffs would not exist. For example, Narcissa Black was almost sorted into Hufflepuff because of her fierce loyalty towards her family. Kindness is a basic human emotion, missing only in the mind of psychopaths, which is not the word I would use to describe Regulus, Slughorn, and the great Merlin himself.
2)Open
So practically ¾ of Hogwarts hates Slytherin and believes them to be heartless monsters, but it surprises you that they don’t seem open? Okay, Slytherins tend to hide their emotions from most people, but within a Slytherin’s small group of friends they will not hesitate to tell them everything, because unlike some other houses, a secret stays a secret. This is one of the words I could potentially agree with as I have found myself closing off from other people when I do not want to burden them, but my best friend knows everything about me as we keep no secrets from each other, something former members from the Gryffindor house (dumbledore) could not say, having kept a certain boy-who-lived’s inescapable early death from him for more than 7 years.
3) Optimistic
Yeah, okay I can see where the author of this is coming from with this one
4)Accepting
Okay we need to stop using common traits of Hufflepuff as antonyms for Slytherin! If there is one thing Slytherins are not accepting of then it’s bigoted behavior because “everyone else may think we’re evil but we will not sink to meet their expectations.”
5) Warm
Just because Slytherins will not pour their heart out to anyone who knows them doesn’t mean they are soulless. Slytherins may act distant from the other houses, but why would they have any reason to share their feelings with anyone who thinks that they are evil? We always know what to say to our closest friends, and have such big hearts for those willing to put in effort to try and find out.
6) Mellow
Okay so Slytherins may not be the most mellow, but like hell any non-slytherins would know, because if anything, we are good appearing calm and collected, but simmering with rage and hatred beneath the surface. Also, just because we fight fight for what we want instead of just waiting for the opportunity to fall into our lap doesn’t mean we’re hotheads.
7) Reserved
Slytherin’s may voice their opinion when they think something is wrong, because someone needs to speak out, however only if we think it will give any impact, or benefit. If someone acting really homophobic, of course we will tell them to sit the fuck down and rethink their priorities, but if you do so every day, it will lose its effect. We pick and choose our battles.
8) Laid-back
Laid-back is definitely something that comes with age. If you look at the first year Slytherins, then yes, you could say that they are not at all laid back, stressing until 2am about a homework due the next day. However as they get older, the fucks being given get less and less, until eventually they have perfected the art of needing a constant base layer of stress to function, and can therefore relax and not think about their fast-approaching essay due date until the night before, whereas a hufflepuff is running up and down the library halls with stress. You see, every house procrastinates, but it takes talent to be able to relax while putting off work.
9) Kind
This is the last one, and I believe the worst. Yes, may protect their emotions, but that doesn’t mean we are not kind. it is about time that people stop predicting our entire personality on Severus Snape, a guy most Slytherins didn’t even like, just pretended to because duh, extra credit. Please stop dismissing us as unkind, just because we have a slightly cruel (but admittedly hilarious) sense of humor, or occasionally enjoy intimidating people. Everyone knows this can be fun, we’re just the only house to admit it. These small things aside, just because we are not kind to you, does not mean we are without kindness, it just means we didn’t think you were worth being kind too, especially if you come up with this sort of bullshit list and all of your prejudices.
That was all my fellow slytherins x
Snape: is a terrorist, verbally abuses kids, abuses his position as a teacher, led to the death of two if not more people, ruined someone’s career by outing them as a werewolf, physically threw a child out of the room, was a kids biggest fear (the same kid whose parents were tortured into insanity), called his only friend a racial slur after she attempted to help him, literally didn’t find anything wrong with voldemort’s political position and only the fact that he wanted to kill his obsession, was fine with dumbledore saving lily but not james or harry suggesting snape didn’t give two craps about lily’s happiness and only cared for him being the rebound. james: a fifteen year old who bullied (let this be clear that i highly doubt snape didn’t retaliate) who grew up from that and stopped, saved his enemies life, became animagi with two others to help his other best friend each month, was unapologetically a blood traitor, helped sirius escape from his family, fostered sirius, offered all his friends money if they needed it, joined an anti-terrorist organisation at the peak of the war when voldemort looked like he might win (and james was 17/18 when he did this), gave up everything he had known to go into hiding and protect his son and wife, LITERALLY DIED WANDLESS KNOWING HE WOULDNT SURVIVE BUT HOPING HE WOULD BE ABLE TO STALL ENOUGH TIME SO HIS WIFE AND SON COULD ESCAPE !!! AND THE FANDOM WORSHIPS SNAPE OVER JAMES??????? ALL BECAUSE SNAPE WAS FRIENDZONED ARE YOU KIDDING ME THIS SPEAKS VOLUMES ABOUT OUR SOCIETY
Draco Malfoy + textposts
part 2: Lucius Malfoy + textposts
