harry potter !!!!

constant screaming and sobbing over harry potter and jily

[dobbysclothes]

this is your daily reminder that americans pronounce buoy as boo-wee

[dobbysclothes]

i’m not emotionally unstable cause i’m sad all the time

[dobbysclothes]

americans have two moods:

1. “we’re the best country in the entire world! finland? canada? new zealand? sorry, don’t know her.”

&

2. “we are the worst; if i could leave this country i’d be au revoiring you bitchachos and relocating to the inside of a camels gut.”

[dobbysclothes]

where's that completely inaccurate photo of texas covering the entirety of australia, i haven't seen it in ages and i'm having withdrawals

[dobbysclothes]

go mmmmm oogle

[dobbysclothes]

When James died, he was transported to a blinking white room with a large, blank screen on the wall and the word 'Potter' hanging above. The screen fluttered to life in the same way the unconscious flutter awake- eyes blinking rapidly, heart beat quickening, and James watched as a video began to play. It would be wrong to say that his life flashed before his eyes, a bullet train of memories, blurred and forgotten. It would be wrong to say that it passed by slowly; life is quick and life is short. Yet the motion clips James watched contained all the things he loved, the things that his life and world had revolved around. The things that conveyed the beautiful complexity, and the vibrant, daring life that he had lived. Things. They had been more than just things, and they'd been more than just people, too.

Because to James, his family were his world- had been his world.

And it hurt his heart terribly when a short clip of his family didn't include Peter, and it hurt his heart most when he realised that his son and his wife would grow older without him.

So James left the blinking room, eyes of pouring rain and a heart aching with a thumping, unconcentrated, mind-numbing pain.

No one told him that he should wait.

And Lily-

For 112 years she waited in that room, the blinking lights hurting her head, turning it into an unthinking whirlpool of cells and memories. And every time she made to leave, she stopped.

Because what if he came through, all alone?

No one told her that he survived. No one told her that time was passing them by.

[dobbysclothes]

actual footage of me when i see that my notp has become canon

[inspiring]

VIRUS GOING AROUND!!!!! SIGNAL BOOST THE SHIT OUT OF THIS!!!!!

if you are on my blog and there’s a button that says “unfollow” in the upper-right corner, DO NOT CLICK IT! it will bring you to a FBI site that will trap your browser and even can access your webcam! it’s very serious and it’s important you do not click it

[inritum]

reblog and make a wish! this was removed from tumbrl due to “violating one or more of Tumblr’s Community Guidelines”, but since my wish came true the first time, I’m putting it back. :)

[ghostdog07]

OH MY FUCKING GOD, IT’S BACK ON MY DASH.

THIS SHIT WORKS OKAY, I AM DEAD SERIOUS.

The last time I saw this on my dash, I didn’t think it would happen, so jokingly I wished I could go to a fun. concert.

AND GUESS WHAT, I WENT TO A FUCKING FUN. CONCERT.

THIS SHIT WORKS, TRY IT.

[deathklaue]

YOOOOOOO

I SAW THIS ON MY DASH THE OTHER DAY AND THOUGHT “ITS WORTH A TRY” SO I WISHED I COULD GET A 3DS

LITERALLY LIKE 4 DAYS LATER MY DAD SENT ME A PICTURE OF THE 3DS XL HE BOUGHT FOR ME WHILE I WAS AT SCHOOL

IM STILL FREAKING OUT ABOUT THIS

[doryishness]

holy fuck, I didn’t expect this to work, I was like psh, whatever it’s just a quick reblog, but I wished my Dad would actually respond back to me AND HE FUCKING DID A FEW DAYS LATER, I GOT A FUCKING TEXT FROM MY DAD TODAY WHO HASN’T SPOKEN OR RESPONDED TO ME IN MONTHS HOLY FUCK WHAT IS THIS MAGIC IT WORKS. 

[victoriaringsinyourears]

I WANTED TO SEE MY BOYFRIEND AND I DIDN’T THINK I’D GET DAYS OFF BUT THIS WEEKEND I’M HEADING UP THERE??? THIS IS CRAZY SHIT 

[lenshade]

SO LIKE I JOKINGLY WISHED FOR MY OWN LEN KAGAMINE AND THEN LIKE A WEEK LATER I GOT A LEN NENDOROID??? H ELP

[themixedbagofwhat]

WTF OKAY SO THIS SHOT ACTUALLY WORKS BECAUSE WHEN I WISHED, I HAD WISHED MY CRUSH WOULD LIKE ME BACK AND GUESS WHAT? I HAVE A BOYFRIEND NOW. WHAT THE HELLLLL?????

[wodkat]

ok I’ve said this before but IM DOING IT AGAIN THE FIRST TIME I SAW THIS, MY WISH DID COME TRUE SO I REBLOGED AGAIN AND SAID IT IN THE TAGS BUT THEN I WISHED FOR SMTH ELSE AND IT LITERALLY LITERALLY HAPPENED LIKE A COUPLE DAYS LATER WHAT THE HELL SO NOW IM WRITING THIS HERE FOR YOU BC I DONT BELIEVE IN THIS CRAP BUT STILL IT’S AN AWFULLY BIG COINCIDENCE

[iamsherlokid]

So last time I reblogged this I met Tom Hiddleston within the month…

[elisebrave]

Let’s try. :D

[ichikonohakko]

THIS FUXKING POST IS AMAZING I GOT ACCEPTED INTO ANOTHER UNIVERSITY GOD IT IS OF NO JOKE AHHHHH

[inflxential]

✨

[wouldratherberunning]

Regardless of if working or not I always reblog

[brianttran-deactivated20120224]

Reblog or your mom will die in 928 seconds.

[ovod0se]

I love my mom.

I am risking nothing

I AM SORRY FOLLOWERS, I LOVE MY MOMMY

Will not risk.

sorry followers :(

[whatgracelikes-deactivated20190]

omg im so glad to se so many people love their mummy

[ameriagrae]

Why’re you being mean to my mum?

[larryismyhallelujah-blog]

goddamn it

[lollie-pond-deactivated20150728]

Nope. Googled it. 15 minuets. Nope. Not taking any chances

[steampoweredplayer]

Koop

[twirliest]

This has 1.2 million reblogs … Ps not riskin it

[nathanvj]

1.4 almost ps not risking it

[queenprotein-deactivated2016012]

Fuck this post

[i-likethesummer-rain]

2.5 million notes I hate myself

[froot-lupul]

I reblogged this twice now

[insidethe99-blog]

I’m so sorry this isn’t b99 related and this isn’t real but I can’t not skip this I’m sorry

[mayannaise-hart-deactivated2021]

Not taking a fucking chance

[lethamber]

Sorry, guys, but Im not taking a chance

[celestialkeyprincess]

No chances… She’s out… And she must be protected.

[bitchwithwifivevo]

How dare you

[riarkling]

Whatcha doin to me Farkle!

[chillyclarke-deactivated2018010]

i can’t risk it

sorry babes my moms just my favorite person ever

[prettylittleliarsfan901-deactiv]

Sorry I can’t risk it

[missprincessdancingsunshine]

Fuck sorry guys  I love my mom

[incoherentlyblogging]

Omg I hate these things but I am paranoid. So sorry guys.

[feels-ships-lunars]

2.8 million notes

CANT RISK IT

[trapbvby]

Sorry guys

[desolves]

sorry 😩

[mexicanthighs-deactivated201605]

IM NOT RISKING IT

[foiliage]

I DON’T GIVE A DAMN NO WAY

[alexisreneg]

Ow

[hellhearts]

I don’t even care, y’all, I love my mom

[maruwrites]

this is so fcked up but i have to

[tvd-klaus]

not taking a risk 

[dobbysclothes]

One of the most heartbreaking things in canon would have to be Harry lowkey wanting to be around dementors so that he can listen to and see his parents again, but the saddest, most heartbreaking thing would be little Harry doing the same.

Imagine little Harry- probably only 4 or 5- racing to Petunia and Vernon's room because there's a storm outside and he's scared only to be turned down (again) because he's a freak and no-good just like his parents. Imagine a small, innocent Harry, who's become so desperate for love, that he scrunches up his face and tries to remember the words and features of the only two people he can imagine ever loving him.

Imagine Harry, all alone -abandoned- shivering on his bed in the cupboard under the stairs, with the cracking of thunder and the flashes of lightning illuminating the cupboard from the small gap between the floor and the door. Imagine him, trying so hard to remember his parents but only remembering a flash of green, a merciless laugh. Imagine him remembering the actions and sounds of Voldemort better than the actions and sounds of his mum and dad.

[levourdalak]

I still laugh when I think about the fact that the Ministry of Magic employs people to come up with explanations for magic-related incidents for Muggles.

[levourdalak]

I need a mockumentary in the style of Parks & Rec about the Muggle-Worthy Excuse Committee sitting around a table brainstorming excuses as a floating quill and roll of parchment record everything. The Muggleborns on the committee constantly look into the camera like they’re on The Office.

[tachypodion]

I don’t think you understand how much I want to be magical just so I could work for this office

[chinmaya1011-deactivated2017040]

“Oh yes, ma’am, you were hallucinating. Giants don’t exist.”

[tachypodion]

“No, no, you simply saw a man riding a horse, don’t be preposterous. A man can’t be a horse.”

[captain-acab]

“Come now, be reasonable. Everybody knows a Ford Anglia can’t… can’t fly…… Excuse me, I need to call a colleague of mine to ask him about, ah, something entirely unrelated.”

[fieldbears]

Addition: imagine being the cousin of a muggle-born wizard or witch who works for this office. You work at HuffPo or CNN and every so often you get a text saying “just say it was northern lights”

and your stress migraine kicks in, because whatever just happened, it’s definitely not going to pass for northern lights

[jackironsides]

I WANT THIS AS A FIVE-SEASON NETFLIX SERIES

[dobbysclothes]

YOOO YOU KNOW WHO WOULD'VE BEEN BRILLIANT AT THIS JOB??? HARRY AND RON, THE BULLSH*TTING DUO! I MEAN IF THEIR DIVINATION IS ANYTHING TO GO BY, THEN THEY SHOULD FORGET JOKE SHOPS AND BEING AURORS BC THIS IS THE JOB FOR THEM

[thewritingrealm]

If you're reading this...

go write three sentences on your current writing project.

[ezzydean]

# my favourite part about this post # is that nowhere does it say to reblog this # but we’re all reblogging it # because if we have to suffer # so do other writers

[lunamoonlc123-deactivated201910]

God damn this website making me be productive

[wewereinfinitelywolfstar]

Ugh. Every time.

[dobbysclothes]

what if we all got hogwarts acceptance letters but we never went because we refused to believe that we weren't hallucinating?

[dobbysclothes]

hang with me for a second, here

bees are magical.

my source?

"According to all known laws of aviation there is no way a bee should be able to fly. It's wings are too small to get it's fat little body off the ground. The bee, of course, flies anyway. Because bees don't care what humans think is impossible."

See? Magic. Magic is supposedly 'impossible' and yet bees do it before us every day. Stupid humans, wake up and smell the pollen.

[dobbysclothes]

things the fandom ignores/forgets

• Neville's great uncle dropped him out of a window to try and provoke accidental magic from him

•It never canonically states that Hermione didnt have friends before Hogwarts, though it is unlikely she had many

•Beauxbatons and Durmstrang were co-ed

•Ron practically shields Harry from Sirius in POA even though he's got a broken leg

•Harry was abused.

•Sirius was abused.

•Snape was abused

•Remus Lupin states that Snape would hex the marauders too.

•Lily stopped hanging with Snape long before she went out with James

•It is not canonical that James stalked/obsessed over/loved/crushed on Lily for his entirety of Hogwarts

•It is not canonical that Sirius wished for or thought that Harry was James

[dobbysclothes]

them: you shouldnt procrastinate so often! it's a really bad habit and you'll fail your exams!!!

me: *searches frantically for the translate button*