I'm Too Old For This Shit

WARNING: The snark is strong with this one. I'm an embarrassing fanwoman for anything Marvel related. While I believe Sebastian Stan to be the sexiest yet dorkiest thing I've laid my eyes on, I do have a soft spot for Chris Evans, Richard Madden, Tom Hiddleston, and Michael Fassbender as well. If you decide to follow me, your dash will be filled with photos of them along with my usual thirsty sexually explicit comments. Along with that, I usually post social justice issues and stuff that makes me giggle. As you may have already guessed, I swear excessively and have a very crude sense of humor. Please do not mistake this for lack of intelligence and class. NSFW. I also run a Sebastian Stan writing blog if you would like to follow: sebtrashianstanimagines

[sebastiansource]

@Kristina_Cella: Such a happy lady meeting the sweet #SebastianStan aka #WinterSoldier tonight! #Marvel

[ceciliasyndrome]

@imaginaryboyfriendcollection neck stubble. just wanted to point that out.

[imaginaryboyfriendcollection]

@ceciliasyndrome imagine snuggling up to him in this…you’d get the softness of that velvet on one cheek contrasting with the roughness of the growing stubble on the other…

[obsessedwithpretty79]

@hisredhenley @msharleyquinn @lynngouvenec @secret-blog-of-secrets @sebastianismydistraction @madsrocketship

[sebastianismydistraction]

Fuuuuuuuuuuccccccckkkkkk ME 😓 I can't handle him.

[michaelfassbenderlondon]

Lots of sexy !

GQ UK. Well worth getting the mag for .

[obsessedwithpretty79]

@kat-the-untamed-shrew @msharleyquinn @musicfashionandscotch @lovelydreamsblog @lenaoffassy @seberian-tiger @madsrocketship @sebastianismydistraction @lokiwholockfactory @crescent-moon-rising @graymindlove @peskipixi @wolfsmom1 @restlesstymes @peonies-and-poppies @oldstuffnewstuff @imaginaryboyfriendcollection

[sebastianismydistraction]

@magnetobsessed79 GOD DAMMIT YOUR KILLING ME

[suits-and-bows]

A day at Disney with Daddy Chris Evans….4 years later

Thanks again @sebastianismydistraction

[sebastianismydistraction]

OMG that sweater... How do I get Chris in that sweater?

[suits-and-bows]

A day at Disney with the daddy to be, Chris Evans

Thank you @sebastianismydistraction for the inspiration!

[sebastianismydistraction]

Disney and Chris. My kryptonite 😍

[sebastianismydistraction]

SIENNA, WHERE THE FUCK ARE YOU? I need you to cry with me over Sebastian and the way he looked during the premiere of Dr Strange. Like... WHATTHEACTUALFUCK?

IM BACK AND NOT FUCKIN PREPARED FOR THAT DR STRANGE PREMIERE SUIT

[oh-the-things-we-will-imagine]

What if...

Bucky loved to use food–including plums–in foreplay?

[the-stuttering-clefairy]

@arelyhb @sebastianismydistraction

[sebastianismydistraction]

@the-stuttering-kiwi He's already a mouthful I'm sure... 😅😏

[theartofimagining13]

Imagine:

Asking Steve to draw you. He immediately agrees because it’s the perfect excuse to stare at you for as long as he wants to.

{ By: @sebastianismydistraction } 

[spdrparker]

actor sebastian stan attends the screening of marvel studios’ ‘doctor strange’ at amc empire on november 1, 2016 in new york city.

[arelyhb]

@sebastianismydistraction @theycallmelirpa I am done you guys.

Done. done done done done done done.

[sebastianismydistraction]

OMFG!!!!!!! I COME BACK TO THIS SHIT?!?!?!?

[stillrestlesstymes]

NEW! Michael Fassbender for British GQ

[obsessedwithpretty79]

OMG 😍😍

[obsessedwithpretty79]

@kat-the-untamed-shrew @oldstuffnewstuff @imaginaryboyfriendcollection @msharleyquinn @musicfashionandscotch @lovelydreamsblog @madsrocketship @sebastianismydistraction @seberian-tiger

[sebastianismydistraction]

Shiiiiettt. 😓😓😓😓😓

[sutherlins]

▴ Sebastian Stan ▴ GQ Romania 2014  ▴

[loricameback-deactivated2026031]

@munchkin80 @princess-wicked @eve1978 @demonsmuse @little-miss-stan @angryschnauzer @sebastianismydistraction @musicfashionandscotch @girliegirltm You hear my screams don’t you?

[sebastianismydistraction]

I can't hear them over my own my screams!

[smhc]

A Sebastian Stan Summer: 22/95

[loricameback-deactivated2026031]

Modern day James Dean!!! @munchkin80 @princess-wicked @eve1978 @demonsmuse @dee-sweetea @little-miss-stan @angryschnauzer @musicfashionandscotch @sebastianismydistraction @girliegirltm

[sebastianismydistraction]

Ohhh how I've missed this handsome fella and you @loricameback so nice to have tumblr back in my life 😍😍😍😍😍😍😍

[fussingoverfassbender]

CONFIRMED: Michael Fassbender Will Play Another Android In ‘Alien: Covenant’

Michael Fassbender has revealed to the Irish Times (via AVP Galaxy) that he’ll be playing at least two androids in Alien: Covenant, naming the second character as Walter.

This confirms what both The Wrap and our own source had been hearing for months, multiple androids in the film played by Fassbender.

“I am allowed to say I am playing two robots – Walter and David. I think what’s great about it is that Ridley has gone back to the original DNA of Alien, the horror element of that. But is also has the scope and the scale of Prometheus. Ridley has cut it already. He is a machine. He is an incredible human being and he was in such good form. He is such an imaginative and mischievous figure.”

AVP Galaxy adding what the Walter/David dynamic might look like in the film.

Walter is not a fan of David. Walter is a more advanced and up-to-date version of the David model. He is distrustful of David 8 because the older model has gone without any form of maintenance or upgrades during the ten year interval he has been in isolation between the Prometheus incident and the Covenant crew making landfall on the supposed paradise planet that Alien: Covenant takes place on.

[samerulesapply]

Here come the DavidxWalter stories.

[lowbrowcomicinterludes]

@magnetobsessed79 @zorped @lokiwholockfactory @graymindlove

[obsessedwithpretty79]

I am SO NOT READY TO SEE Fassy x2 on a big screen… OMFG!!!! @kat-the-untamed-shrew @lynngouvenec @msharleyquinn @thehumming6ird @lokihiddles2981 @curator-at-large @abadstarfalls @seberian-tiger @sebastianismydistraction @madsrocketship @restlesstymes @musicfashionandscotch @lovelydreamsblog

[sebastianismydistraction]

Double Fassy?!?! I can hardly handle one!!!!

[sebastianismydistraction]

I'm not ignoring y'all!

My normal phone broke (I'm writing this from an old broken iPhone 4!) and my laptop is in the shop! Arghhhh!!! I'll be back soon hopefully!

[just-call-me-mrs-captain-deacti]

Can you tell me a joke to make me smile? I have a sad.

Ummmmm… what do you call a submissive Chris Evans??

A meatball sub. 

[sebastianismydistraction]

Okay this is the best thing I've seen in awhile 😂😂😂

[backpackfullofplums]

So I really love the movie “Clue”

You know, this one:

And normally, I’m not a huge fan of remakes, but imagine this- a “Clue” remake with Sebastian Stan as a sexy Professor Plum

and of course Scarlett as Ms. Scarlet-

this handsome fella as Colonel Mustard-

a fabulous take on Mrs. White-

The ever-lovely Meryl Streep as Mrs. Peacock-

this beefcake as Mr. Green-

…and maybe Tom as Wadsworth?

[quoting-shakespeare-to-ducks]

Shut up and take my money!

[inkededucatednnerdy]

Omg this has to happen Hollywood get on it

[sebastianismydistraction]

Yas yas yas!! Id also love for Sebastian, Evans, and Scarlett do a remake of Some Like It Hot.

[tastefullyoffensive]

[elves-n-angels]

Super distracting screencaps of Sebastian Stan (4/?)

[angryschnauzer]

Lance looking angelic… never did i think i’d see the day…

[sebastianismydistraction]

Too beautiful for words...