don't feel a thing for you

sebastian smythe. president of the princeton nassoons. shooting for director next year after our twink of a leader finally graduates. sucks to be anyone still stuck in ohio but, hey, that's not my problem.

[sebastiansmyhte]

TEXT ✉ SEBASTIAN ⇄ SAM

SAM: You need to hurry up and get here.

SEBASTIAN: Soon, babe.

[sebastiansmyhte]

TEXT ✉ SEBASTIAN ⇄ SAM

SAM: ...

SAM: Yeah, okay. Both doable.

SEBASTIAN: Good. You looked very fuckable on Skype last night so I don't intend on missing out.

[sebastiansmyhte]

TEXT ✉ SEBASTIAN ⇄ SAM

SAM: WELL. We can't even do anything until I get new furniture BECAUSE THIS IS ALL TAINTED.

SEBASTIAN: You have a floor. And walls. I am not waiting for you to redecorate.

[sebastiansmyhte]

TEXT ✉ SEBASTIAN ⇄ SAM

SAM: IS IT??

SAM: Because the more we talk about his sex life I think yours is disappearing.

SEBASTIAN: That's unfortunate. You know how much I like it when you give me attitude.

[sebastiansmyhte]

TEXT ✉ SEBASTIAN ⇄ SAM

SAM: Tables too. And I'm cleaning like, everything. NOW LET'S STOP TALKING ABOUT WHERE BLAINE MIGHT HAVE HAD SEX IN THIS APARTMENT.

SEBASTIAN: But it's so much fun freaking you out.

[sebastiansmyhte]

TEXT ✉ SEBASTIAN ⇄ SAM

SAM: YOU CAN'T SEE ME RIGHT NOW, BUT I'M HORRIFIED. Maybe just the bed and the couch.

SEBASTIAN: What about tables? Do you think Blaine's the adventurous type or did Kurt make him boring and Dave had to deal?

[sebastiansmyhte]

TEXT ✉ SEBASTIAN ⇄ SAM

SAM: DEAL.

SAM: Now I'm wondering if I should text Blaine to find out how much furniture needs replacing.

SEBASTIAN: Do you really want him to rattle off his sexploits?

[sebastiansmyhte]

TEXT ✉ SEBASTIAN ⇄ SAM

SAM: I would definitely last thirty seconds!

SAM: Shut up. Only so I can CLOSE IT IN YOUR FACE.

SAM: That doesn't surprise me at all. And omg...

SAM: I NEED A NEW BED ASAP.

SEBASTIAN: ...we are going bed shopping as soon as I get there.

[sebastiansmyhte]

TEXT ✉ SEBASTIAN ⇄ SAM

SAM: THREE.

SAM: I think I could wait three more minutes. Maybe.

SAM: So you're totally coming here then? I can't wait for you to see it. Some of Blaine and Dave's stuff is still here, but I've had time to Sam it out a little bit.

SEBASTIAN: You wouldn't last thirty seconds.

SEBASTIAN: In fact, you'll open the door before I can even knock.

SEBASTIAN: There's no way I'd miss out on helping you break in the place. I can only hope you didn't inherit whatever bed they defiled.

[sebastiansmyhte]

TEXT ✉ SEBASTIAN ⇄ SAM

SAM: WOW.

SAM: IT'S TRUE, BUT WOW.

SAM: My door is staying locked.

SAM: For like five minutes.

SEBASTIAN: It'll be two. Max.

SEBASTIAN: You've waited all week for me. Five minutes would push you over the edge.

[sebastiansmyhte]

TEXT ✉ SEBASTIAN ⇄ SAM

SAM: I don't know... are you coming to see your impossibly awesome boyfriend this weekend in his new incredible apartment?

SEBASTIAN: You have NO idea how excited I am for you to be a real grown up instead of living like some poor exchange student.

[sebastiansmyhte]

TEXT ✉ SEBASTIAN ⇄ SAM

SEBASTIAN: So are you seeing that insanely attractive boyfriend of yours this weekend or what?

[radioactiveasteroidevans]

@radioactiveasteroidevans: Totally going to miss this place. It’s been amazing this time around California, all thanks to @sebastiansmyhte.  #hemademepostthis #itwasthisorapicofusattheairportrn 

[sebastiansmyhte]

@sebastiansmythe: I DIDN’T MAKE YOU DO ANYTHING. #nsfwdoesntcount

[radioactiveasteroidevans]

I’m going back to sleep.

I’ll just pretend everything I caught up with right now was some weird nightmare brought on by eating Doritos too late at night. It’s totally happened before, okay. We’ve got an early flight though and as much as cancelling it seems really tempting right this second, I’ll sleep instead so I can wake up for it.

[sebastiansmyhte]

I wish we could’ve cancelled but at least we’re halfway to summer.

[sebastiansmyhte]

TEXT ✉ BLAINE ⇄ SEB.

BLAINE: Less a joke and more so one of the greatest acts of love, but I know, I always do.

BLAINE: We. Wow, soon you two will be picking out the drapes and a matching bedspread. Slow down there, Killer.

SEBASTIAN: 50% of "the greatest acts of love" fail and another 49% involve people pretending they aren't miserable. I'll leave a 1% cushion for those that are delusional enough to not realize they made a mistake.

SEBASTIAN: I'm going to throw up all over your boat shoes next time I see you.

[sebastiansmyhte]

What are you studying at Princeton?

I’m in the studio arts program, focused on photography. Makes that whole dating a former model thing come in handy.

[sebastiansmyhte]

Wine or beer?

Wine with Sugar and beer with Sam.