Survival of the richest

The name's Sebastian Smythe. I'm a 17 year old junior at McKinley High School in Lima, Ohio. Yes, you heard me correctly, fucking Nowheresville, Ohio. I might be your future employer, but I also might be your future one night stand. I like to play both fields. I know what you're thinking, most losers who went to high school in Ohio don't get to where you're going, Sebastian. How do you do it? The answer is simple. I'm me. That's all you need to know. I'd thank you for the follow, but you should be the one thanking me. Ciao bella.

[sebastianxedward]

Let me break it down for you.

[starqualityharmony-deactivated2]

Believe it or not, I actually wasn’t about to give you one. I was simply saying that it wasn’t your fault we didn’t win. 

Moving on - since I don’t particularly like discussing how we lost - how does it feel to be a graduate?

[sebastianxedward]

It feels fine. 

[sebastianxedward]

Let me break it down for you.

[lydiaofstorybrooke]

Woahhhh. You got your ass kicked, dude, you’re lucky you’re still handsome. 

[sebastianxedward]

Shut up, Sugar. I still killed it and I’m hot. It’s like a two for one deal. I’m the most talented one, anyway.

[luckystrikemike]

Spent the last three hours getting chewed out by my folks.

[luckystrikemike]

Never claimed they were, or claimed they were wrong for being mad. I was venting, you do it all the time.

[sebastianxedward]

Whatever.

[finnocent-minded]

New York, New York

It’s a hell of a town.

And it turns out that’s where I’ll be headed!  Thank you, NYU.

[sebastianxedward]

NYU? Nice.

[sebastianxedward]

Let me break it down for you.

[funandfranniefree]

I wouldn’t say that’s necessarily true, but it seems kind of ridiculous to pin a loss on just one person. Then why is everyone blaming you? 

[sebastianxedward]

They didn’t necessarily do that, it was basically just a disclaimer.

[sebastianxedward]

Let me break it down for you.

[porcelainkurteh]

Of course, Sebastian Smythe is the only person in the glee club who isn’t a loser.

[sebastianxedward]

I’m not a loser.

[porcelainkurteh]

Waiting to hear back from colleges is driving me crazy.

[porcelainkurteh]

..I have no idea what you’re talking about.

[sebastianxedward]

No idea? Interesting. You could still come back to me and you know it.

[sebastianxedward]

Let me break it down for you.

[starqualityharmony-deactivated2]

It obviously wasn’t your fault.

[sebastianxedward]

Please refrain from giving me one of your ‘constructive criticism pep talks’.

[sebastianxedward]

Let me break it down for you.

[christhunter-blog]

Nothing pleases you anymore, Smythe. Don’t worry, I’m sure the loss was a team effort, not just yours.

[sebastianxedward]

You’re an asshole. You know that, right? And I can think of a few things that might please me, but you never quite seemed up to it.

[sebastianxedward]

Let me break it down for you.

[funandfranniefree]

Why would anyone blame you? That doesn’t sound like a team.

[sebastianxedward]

It’s not that great of a team. I’m definitely the best one out there, and that’s by a mile.

[sebastianxedward]

Let me break it down for you.

[averyberryfulstar-deactivated20]

…Winning is what’s important, Sebastian. That’s evidently obvious. It’s slightly surprising that we agree on one thing, at least.

[sebastianxedward]

Don’t get used to it, Berry.

[sebastianxedward]

Let me break it down for you.

[porcelainkurteh]

It’s not. but it’s not totally anyone else’s fault either. And that’s exactly what I was saying but third is in the top three. It’s still an accomplishment. But need I remind you that you’re one of those ‘losers’ as well?

[sebastianxedward]

That’s where you’re wrong. I’m not one of the losers.

[porcelainkurteh]

Waiting to hear back from colleges is driving me crazy.

[porcelainkurteh]

No, it just means that I haven’t gotten my letter. And please, you’re the last person that can cheer me up.

[sebastianxedward]

Hm, that’s not entirely true, at least not from what I remember. You always seemed very...cheery in my presence at Noah’s place.

[sebastianxedward]

Let me break it down for you.

[porcelainkurteh]

There’s no one to blame for us placing third, and even if there was, you aren’t the only one who is totally innocent in this. Besides, placing third is miles better than placing twelfth. I’d obviously rather get first place but third is better than nothing. We were in the top three so it’s still an achievement.

[sebastianxedward]

It’s totally not my fault. And yeah, third place fucking sucks, and not in a good way, but at least we weren’t very last. Then again, you can only get so far with all the losers that are in this club.

[porcelainkurteh]

Waiting to hear back from colleges is driving me crazy.

[porcelainkurteh]

Shut the hell up, I didn’t say that. I just haven’t heard back yet.

[sebastianxedward]

That means you’re not in yet, sweetheart. I’d be happy to cheer you up if you need it.

[sebastianxedward]

Let me break it down for you.

If I get one snide remark, dirty look, or words of “constructive criticism” from any of you losers, I will not refrain from ruining your sorry ass. We did not lose because of me. Though third place is embarrassing and I could place the blame on a number of things such as distraction or sheer lack of talent, I have decided to move on with my life just as all of the rest of you have. Nationals are over, and that’s that. Also, if anyone is going to come to me with fake enthusiasm and say ‘at least we placed’, I’m not above decking you as well. Stay out of my way and know that I’ll still be famous one day, third place or not. Thank you.

[luckystrikemike]

Spent the last three hours getting chewed out by my folks.

To think, all I wanted were Bagel Bites.

[sebastianxedward]

Stop whining and get over it. No one’s parents are perfect.