That Crazy Girl No one Knows

Just.... shipping. Hard. Blog dove posto quello che faccio:http://mystuffthatcrazygirl.tumblr.com/

[nellyben]

[fuckyeahchinesefashion]

©呼和浩特民族演艺集团

[shouldnt]

(p+l)(a+n) = pa+pn+la+ln

I just foiled your plan

[mycupofstars]

Do you ever just stare intensely at a joke and wish you had not cheated in crucial high school courses

[writing-prompt-s]

While putting your favorite condiment on a sandwich, you accidentally make a magical occult symbol and summon a demon.

[teawitch]

You silently take two more slices of bread out of the package and make another sandwich. You put it on a plate with a handful of potato chips and hand it to the demon. He takes the sandwich, smiles and vanishes in a puff of demonic smoke. The next day you get that job promotion you were after. There was no contract. No words spoken. You owe nothing. But every now and then, another demon pops in for lunch. Demons don’t often get homemade sandwiches. 

[batwynn]

Alternative ending:

You take your pieces of bread, place one on each side of the demon’s head, and ask him what he is.

[thacmis]

endingthemes replied to your post: Music MemeTagged by the sweet cinnamon…

so i was going through nodding my head at the cherik-ness of this list until i saw the real slim shady and now the image of rapper!charles will not leave my mind lol

oM G

(here’s the song)

RUDE

[nightkunoichi-deactivated202111]

PSA

Your server is a human!

Your server is a human!

Your server is a human!

Your server is a fucking human!

[moved-to-korrigantsionnach-deac]

I thought this was about like a computer server and I was understandably frightened for a moment

[sebbylaufey]

Me too bro, me too...

[only-1-a]

call me when shit gets real, right now imma drink my sangria, where’s my alexander

Magnus Bane via @simonlewiz

Thank you for this perfect reflection of Magnus as a character

(via only-1-a)

[batwynn]

Another basic tutorial, this time in line work. If you have any questions in regards to line work, please drop me a message or join my next livestream.

I also have a Patron , where you can find brushes, tutorials, and more! 

[pixalry]

Envisioning Disney Guys in “Real Life”

Created by Jirka Väätäinen. If you like this series, then check out Jirka’s Envisioning Disney Girls in Real Life here.

[asieybarbie]

commission work

[batwynn]

I think he’s happy.

[fancykraken]

I used to volunteer for this rescue organization and they need your help with Millie’s vet expenses. VOKRA is an excellent, completely donation and volunteer run organization and needs your help. My kitty, Cleo is a rescue from them. If you can donate or at least reblog that would be amazing!

When Millie was just a baby she was rescued from an attic along with her brother and best friend Sheldon.

Despite her challenging start, she’s grown up to be an affectionate and sweet little lady who’s full of personality and spunk. She loves to play - chasing balls, hunting for treats and stalking her brother around the house. Most of all, she loves Sheldon and is only truly secure when he’s around to play and cuddle with.

Watching Millie jump and play you’d never suspect she has a life threatening condition, but during a pre-adoption check-up it was discovered she has a herniated diaphragm. This herniation has resulted in some of her organs being pushed into her heart cavity. Without immediate surgery to correct the problem, Millie will not survive much longer.

With surgery her prognosis is very good and she has an excellent chance of living a normal, happy life.

DONATE HERE

[pandyxmilkovich-blog]

Things just transpired in my house hold that are equal parts offensive and hilarious… Here goes.

So my roommate, Dale, has a gf who does not live with us, but she’s here all the time. So Sunday when my gf was her we were on the couch and we kissed (scandalous, I know) and she saw it, and I’m pretty sure that’s the first time she’s seen us be affectionate, that’s neither here nor there.

So today she tells Dale she’s “uncomfortable” here and wants him to move out because she thinks me and my lady are going to hit on her or something, she doesn’t like living with lesbians, cause it’s not “normal”, so now I’m pissed. Then, Dale goes, “well you don’t live here, so it shouldn’t be a problem, just stop coming over”…things escalated and Dale is trying to break up with her, but she won’t leave our house….she locked herself in Dales room.

So, Dale barges in my room wearing a bathrobe and goes, “call every lesbian you know, we’re smoking this bitch out!” Then turns around and whips his robe like a cape…

And that’s the story of how there are 8 lesbians climbing through the window of Dales room…

[dollsonmain]

Holy shit.

[neptunes-salty-butthole]

This is glorious

[jemthecrystalgem]

I like Dale. He’d break up with a bigoted girlfriend and he wears bathrobes like a cape. Not everyone would wear a bathrobe like a cape.

[sebbylaufey]

I like Dale too :3 Ps. I actually wear a blanket, the one with "arms" like a cape. It moves sooo smoothly and theatrically *^*

[accountdeactivated0]

Facebook vs Tumblr - Supernatural Edition

[deansexpai-deactivated20160108]

Someone you don’t know adds you on Facebook:

Someone you don’t know follows you on Tumblr:

Someone sends you a Facebook message:

Someone writes in your Tumblr askbox:

Loses a friend on Facebook:

Loses a follower on Tumblr:

Error on Facebook:

Error on Tumblr:

Scrolling through Facebook:

Scrolling through Tumblr:

Facebook at 2am:

Tumblr at 2am:

Someone sends you a dirty message on Facebook:

Someone sends you a dirty message on Tumblr:

[azrael-di-angelo]

This is 100% accurate.

[tree-of-blue-squirrel]

the accuracy at it´s best xDD

[wonder]

I came here to have a good time….

[rochichan]

Hi guys! I usually never get too personal here, but ANYWAYS some of you know I have a cat that I dearly love named Rory! Lots of my IRL family and friends know how obsessed I was getting a cat, so when she came into our lives, it was a really precious moment. (One day I will post my embarrassing first encounter with her LOL) She was a stray that followed my sister home, and we’ve had her for one year now. However, she developed a polyp/growth in her throat that obstructs her breathing. She had been on steroids to relieve the pain, but it was so bad one night, we almost lost her. We started this gofundme page to have her fully recover, because we currently do not have the funds for this specialized surgery, which will remove the growth.There’s much more information on the page itself, so please check it out. Also, please reblog this post if you can (; v ;)

If you can donate, my family and I would greatly appreciate it. Any little amount helps. Thank you so much for reading!

[rochichan]

we reached halfway yesterday!! thanks to everyone who reblogged and donated ( ; v ; )

[crisall]

I hate when female porn blogs that are obviously bots follow me like what have I done to garner your need to follow my very obviously gay fandom infused blog

[batwynn]

I’ve had some of these female porn bot blogs reblog my obviously gay fandom art and add cute little comments like, “I like being fisted by my boyfriend, check out my video!”

[sebbylaufey]

..... LOL I don't gave many followers, at all, for obvious reason, but i think a quarter of them are these bot

[batwynn]

Jörmungandr’s sneezes are a little ridiculous.  

[sebbylaufey]

MY SWEET LIL BABY♡