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[sebclarsmyjr]

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@wonderfulwebb now has no choice to kiss me anytime i raise my arm above us. 

dare: completed.

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[sebclarsmyjr]

@lilialynn: and pain!!

@sebclarsmyjr: yeah.. there's that. How many times did you stab yourself?

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@lilialynn: ahh, no, not me accidentally dropping a box of 500 straight pins onto the ground. can't wait to stab myself 500 times trynna pick them all up.

@sebclarsmyjr: it's like 500 card pick up but with pins!

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@charlieha: oh this wasn't just a text to you? my b too late now lmao, sorry bodhi 😘

@charlieha: i would diE to see that omg

@sebclarsmyjr: you knew very well what you were doing, don't lie. I've taught you well.

@seblarsmyjr: Would you because you'd know exactly what the meaning was behind it.

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@charlieha: you ever just scream sing shania twains 'man i feel like a woman' on repeat after getting railed by your bf?

@charlieha: yeah nah me neither

@sebclarsmyjr: Charlotte Hummel Anderson. You dirty, dirty girl!

@sebcarlsmyjr: Can't say I have, but your brother might have.

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grayson-cs​:

I wish I could it be funny to see you and our brothers… and well dads deal with that much heat. But sadly they do not have that around here.  I know but sitll you’re doing a job and should be paid for it.  But fine, fine I’ll let you just do it for free. 

Funny for you maybe, not for me. I would pay to see dads deal with it though, that would be entertaining. Fucking finally, man. I was about to have to threaten you to let me do it for free. 

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grayson-cs​:

Yeah that’s a cold day for us. and had wind in the desert with long selves and pants.  You want to come with next time I ago? I  dont mind it and you need to get paid for what you do. Just the link then? But sweet I cant wait.

Come with you? To a desert? Sounds extremely tempting but my pale skin can’t handle that. I’ll pass on that. We’ve been getting enough business that can I spare a free tattoo for you. Just let me do this for you, Gray, damn. 

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@cassiiexojames: i mean probably

@cassiiexojames: it means i have what my mom has called "sweet" blood

@sebclarsmyjr: That must suck in the summer time in forests.

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grayson-cs​:

A lot of 120 degree days mostly just think of that. but you don’t need too really. I’ll pay whatever else people pay you.  I think I want the seal team logo on my arm now. 

120 degrees? I’d die. I can barely stand the heat in summer right now. No, let me do this. I don’t make Webb or even his sister pay I’m not going to make you pay. Come by the shop whenever, I’ll have sketches done and you can see if you like any of them. 

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grayson-cs​:

Yeah hard to come back from a place like that. I been meaning to talk to you about getting another one anyhow. 

I’ll take your word for it. Yeah mate, even give ya the family discount. 

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grayson-cs​:

I was in…a war zone for like 10 months so you not very normal there.  But this town, this state is very normal to me.  Ah that’s cool tho I do love baked goods.

...Alright, fine. You got me there. If you wanna feel even more normal, come by the shop one day I’ll give you a tattoo. Yeah, it’s pretty great there.

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grayson-cs​:

After being gone for many months. I sometimes forget what it’s like be at home and be a normal guy. Like what’s going on around here? What did I miss?  Like what’s the hip food and things to do fill me in. 

Normal? What does ‘being normal’ even mean? Sounds fake. And no one says hip anymore. There’s a bakery in town that’s new since you left but everything is pretty much still the same. 

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@princessmccoco: okay but like, if you went to the fridge for food and to inject itchy poison and possibly malaria into the living, breathing fridge, which is what a mosquito does, they'd definitely be justified in snapping your neck

@sebclarsmyjr: @princessmccoco Well when you put it that way, shit

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@cassiiexojames: you probably would not feel very good

@cassiiexojames: but as someone who if i get bit by mosquitos i get bit *bad* and i rather get them before they get me.

@sebclarsmyjr: I'd be dead.

@sebclarsmyjr: I don't know what that means

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@sebclarsmyjr: a mosquito tried to bite me so I slapped it and killed it

@sebclarsmyjr: but then I got to thinking-- like it just wanted some food.

@sebclarsmyjr: what if I went to the fridge and someone just slams the door and snaps my neck? How would I feel?

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emersonportx​:

“basically the same thing, i guess the creative side of our brain just thrives off of our half coherent thought right?”

“At least you’re half coherent. I’m not, I wake up after and don’t even remember half the shit I drew till I look at it.”

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emersonportx​:

“someone please kindly explain to me why some of my best makeup looks come to me at 2 am after i’ve inhaled a can of red bull, why must my creative brain work like this?”

“I make my greatest tattoo designs at 3 am after drinking three beers so sorta the same, right? It’s when you’re wired and sleep deprived you get the best ideas.”