F1 drivers + why you hate being their friend on Facebook
Sebastian: “mommy-jacking”, his profile picture doesn’t have him in it
Kimi: Wife always tags him and all of his friends in her pyramid scheme essential oils crap
Marcus: Always shares those Tasty cooking videos asking someone to make it for them (never gets any likes or comments)
Charles: shares those Memories posts on your page and always hypes it up like you’re both the GOAT but you remember that day and you did something boring like get coffee or whatever
Lewis: “being vegan is actually really easy there’s no reason why everyone couldn’t do it”, overshares from peta
Valterri: posts like 17 pictures at a time of their pet and it all just looks like the same picture
Pierre: Livestreams obnoxious, low quality videos of their best friend’s band
Max: Is the best friend that’s in the band, plays at a crappy bar downtown every weekend and always comments on anyone’s status, picture, ANYTHING no matter what the subject begging them to buy tickets
Brendon: doesn’t actually have a Facebook page, but runs the Facebook page for his family’s business and sends you messages about their sales
Carlos: Still plays farmville/candy crush and always sends you invites for extra lives
Dan: tags you in those memes that are like “tag your mate and if they don’t respond in 5 minutes they have to buy you a beer!!
Nico: always tags you in the embarrassing nsfw pictures from the party last weekend
Romain: Vague posts! Angry vague posts! Sad vague posts! ‘My friends and I do such cool stuff that no one else does’ vague posts!
Kevin: Posts spoilers for every tv show and movie under the guise of “reviewing” it
Checo: always invites you to stuff with a mass-group Facebook event which is nice of him i guess but you get a notification every. single. time. someone in the group messages or comments, checo WILL re-add you if you leave
Esteban: 2edy4u iphone ‘photographer’, posts every day on Facebook about how they like Instagram sooooo much better
Fernando: basically thinks they’re an amateur food blogger, posts about all of the stuff they’ve cooked for every meal every day
Stoffel: aggressively uses memes wrong, seriously it’s so bad that sometimes you think that he’s just messing with you all but he’s not
Lance: always gets hacked or locked out of their page or something and has to make a new one and refriend you every few months, never has his actual birthday on it so you can never tell when his actual birthday is
Sergey: runs a meme page and high-key thinks he’s cool because of it, roasts Stoff for not knowing every new meme
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