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This is so important!!
Casual reminder that Minions actively seek out the most evil being on the planet to serve.
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I WEIGH THE HEAVIEST IVE EVER WEIGHED BUT GUESS WHAT !!!!! I HAVE THE ENERGY TO GET THROUGH MY WORKOUTS. I HAVE NICE HAIR!!!! MY SKIN HAS COLOR TO IT AGAIN!!! IM NOT ANGRY ALL THE TIME!!!! I HAVE THE ENERGY TO SMILE AND TALK TO PEOPLE WITHOUT FEELING EXHAUSTED!!!!! SCREW!! THE!!! SCALE!!!! AND!! DIET!!! CULTURE!!!! YOU WERE NOT BORN TO SHRINK YOURSELF SMALL. YOU WERE BORN TO STAND OUT!!! OKAY???!!!! #health #fitness #bodybuilding #mentalhealth
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an important lesson about making mistakes:
you can still get a cookie
How does a robot eat a cookie?
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THIS IS SO CUTE
There's over 9 million users on Tumblr now. Reblog if you're one of the few who's never EVER left anon hate in somebody's ask box.
Sometimes I drink too much vodka or eat 3 servings of macaroni and cheese in one sitting, but by far the most unhealthy habit I have is comparing myself to others.
This is one of my favorite things Iāve ever read on tumblr
Oh. My. God.
Don't ever hesitate. Reblog this. TUMBLR RULE. When you see it, REBLOG IT.
The original post only has US helplines. I've added UK helplines underneath. It would be great if people could add numbers from everywhere in the world.
Depression Hotline: 1-630-482-9696
Suicide Hotline: 1-800-784-8433
LifeLine: 1-800-273-8255
Trevor Project: 1-866-488-7386
Sexuality Support: 1-800-246-7743
Eating Disorders Hotline: 1-847-831-3438
Rape and Sexual Assault: 1-800-656-4673
Grief Support: 1-650-321-5272
Runaway: 1-800-843-5200, 1-800-843-5678, 1-800-621-4000
Exhale: After Abortion Hotline/Pro-Voice: 1-866-4394253
Child Abuse: 1-800-422-4453
UK Helplines:
Samaritans (for any problem): 08457909090 e-mail [email protected]
Childline (for anyone under 18 with any problem): 08001111
Mind infoline (mental health information): 0300 123 3393 e-mail: [email protected]
Mind legal advice (for people who need mental-health related legal advice): 0300 466 6463 [email protected]
b-eat eating disorder support: 0845 634 14 14 (only open Mon-Fri 10.30am-8.30pm and Saturday 1pm-4.30pm) e-mail: [email protected]
b-eat youthline (for under 25's with eating disorders): 08456347650 (open Mon-Fri 4.30pm - 8.30pm, Saturday 1pm-4.30pm)
Cruse Bereavement Care: 08444779400 e-mail: [email protected]
Frank (information and advice on drugs): 0800776600
Drinkline: 0800 9178282
Rape Crisis England & Wales: 0808 802 9999 1(open 2 - 2.30pm 7 - 9.30pm) e-mail [email protected]
Rape Crisis Scotland: 08088 01 03 02 every day, 6pm to midnight
India Self Harm Hotline: 00 08001006614
India Suicide Helpline: 022-27546669
Kids Help Phone (Canada): 1-800-668-6868, Free and available 24/7
suicide hotlines;
Argentina: 54-0223-493-0430
Australia: 13-11-14
Austria: 01-713-3374
Barbados: 429-9999
Belgium: 106
Botswana: 391-1270
Brazil: 21-233-9191
China: 852-2382-0000
(Hong Kong: 2389-2222)
Costa Rica: 606-253-5439
Croatia: 01-4833-888
Cyprus: 357-77-77-72-67
Czech Republic: 222-580-697, 476-701-908
Denmark: 70-201-201
Egypt: 762-1602
Estonia: 6-558-088
Finland: 040-5032199
France: 01-45-39-4000
Germany: 0800-181-0721
Greece: 1018
Guatemala: 502-234-1239
Holland: 0900-0767
Honduras: 504-237-3623
Hungary: 06-80-820-111
Iceland: 44-0-8457-90-90-90
Israel: 09-8892333
Italy: 06-705-4444
Japan: 3-5286-9090
Latvia: 6722-2922, 2772-2292
Malaysia: 03-756-8144
(Singapore: 1-800-221-4444)
Mexico: 525-510-2550
Netherlands: 0900-0767
New Zealand: 4-473-9739
New Guinea: 675-326-0011
Nicaragua: 505-268-6171
Norway: 47-815-33-300
Philippines: 02-896-9191
Poland: 52-70-000
Portugal: 239-72-10-10
Russia: 8-20-222-82-10
Spain: 91-459-00-50
South Africa: 0861-322-322
South Korea: 2-715-8600
Sweden: 031-711-2400
Switzerland: 143
Taiwan: 0800-788-995
Thailand: 02-249-9977
Trinidad and Tobago: 868-645-2800
Ukraine: 0487-327715
the older I get the more interesting the mirror of erised becomes. do people really know the deepest desire of their heart? we all want things, but when it comes down to the one thing you yearn for deep in your being is it so easy to give it a name?
when Harry looked in the mirror and saw his family it wasnāt instantly clear to him what exactly the mirror was doing. he didnāt look at his parentsā faces and think oh yes the one thing I desire more than any other in the whole of existence. certainly family was something heād always wanted, but it was only a conscious desire in specific circumstances. when he looked in the mirror it wasnāt the realization of something heād known all along. it was a feeling.
and I wonder what I would see. because I honestly couldnāt tell you. and I think once I saw that reflection it would make all the sense in the world. it would be a familiar ache in the heart region that has yet to be successfully examined. and thatās the magic of it really, isnāt it? showing someone what theyāve always known in their heart but never had words for in their head?
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She whispered āDonāt cryā to her after she KTFOād her.
No you donāt understand, Ronda Rouseyās father committed suicide. Correia said that to Rousey KNOWING this information.
Also, Correia is a brawler (her fighting style is mostly punching and kicking with the intent of knocking the opponent out) but Rousey is a grappler (9 of her 12 victories have been arm bars) Rousey had several chances to bring Correia to the ground and get her into an arm bar during the fight but instead she opted to beat Carreia at her own game and knock her the fuck out to make a point. That point being donāt fuck with Ronda Rousey.
So I was rereading Harry Potter, when I came across this and thought- what if instead of Cedric Diggory, Cassius WarringtonĀ had been chosen to compete in the Triwizard Tournament?
Imagine Dumbledore calling out the name of the Hogwarts champion and it isnāt a Gryffindor, or a Ravenclaw, or even a Hufflepuff, but itās a Slytherin. A student from a House most people hate.
Imagine Cassius Warrington getting up, and three out of four Houses are booing at him and shouting things likeĀ āNO!ā or,Ā āWe canāt have a Slytherin champion!ā or demanding a retry. But heās a Slytherin- heās been dealing with this shit since he got sorted, so he keeps his head high and joins the other champions.
Imagine Harry trying to catch Warrington alone because he doesnāt really want to associate with Slytherins (plus Malfoy has this tendency of being around the guy ALL THE TIME since he got chosen), but at the same time heās also fair enough not to want him to walk into the first task unprepared.
Imagine Warrington walking over to Harry a few months later, and Ron and Hermione both jump into a protective stance, wands out, but instead of attacking Harry he just tells him to stick the egg underwater. (Because Slytherins donāt forget those who helped them out).
Imagine Warrington and Harry helping each other out in the labyrinth.
Imagine Harry being devastated when Peter kills Warrington- because Voldemort doesnāt care what house theyāre form, a spare is a spare.
Imagine the uproar that causes among the Slytherins, because some of their parents really are Death Eaters and they know what really happened.
Imagine Slytherins fighting in the Battle of Hogwarts and shoutingĀ āThis is for Cassius!ā
Imagine Harry returning with Warringtonās body, and the crowd realizes whatās happened, but Warringtonās parents donāt show up. Thereās no one to mourn him, to cradle him in their arms and cry for their son. The Slytherins know why. His parents were Death Eaters, too.
Imagine Slytherins reaching out, asking for help from classmates from other houses. Theyāre terrified, truly terrified because the being their parents claimed would never hurt them because theyāre pureblood, they realize that he does not care.
Imagine Slytherins in the 5th book sneaking off to join Dumbledoreās Army, to learn more about who Voldemort is without their parents acting as a filter.Ā
Imagine the shock when theyāre told what heās really done.
Imagine that a few talented Slytherins went with Harry and the others into the Ministry of Magic. The others are a bit wary but they prove themselves as friends.
Imagine them being confronted by Lucius Malfoy in the the Hall of Prophecy, and when the Death Eaters descend, they know that any one of them could be their parents.
Imagine the shocked gasp of a Death Eater as they realize their own child, a pureblood, is standing defiantly with Harry Potter. They choke back a cry. They canāt let their child know that they were about to duel to the death.
Imagine a DA Slytherin facing off against their own Death Eater parent. That they make the decision to let their child defeat them, because in that moment, they realize that they love their child more than they fear Voldemort. They go down, mask unveiled, and the Slytherin kid has to be dragged from the fight before he gets killed.
Imagine Book 6 Slytherins getting more friendly and cooperative with the other houses. Two years of Voldemort terrorizing the muggle and Wizarding world, two years where their parents just up and leave some days, cringing from the pain in their arm, two years after the death of the first Slytherin pureblood, Cassius Warrington, killed by Voldemortās right-hand man, and theyāre slowly hitting the breaking point.
Imagine Slytherin kids keeping tabs on their parents, sending the information to Harry, who shares it with the Order of the Phoenix, and hoping that their parents wonāt be killed.
Imagine Book 7 Slytherins low-key rebelling against the new oppressive Hogwarts staff.
Imagine the final siege on Hogwarts, where Slytherins stand proudly by their fellow houses, knowing full-well they could be fighting their own parents. Some Slytherins knowĀ their parents were in the fighting. They hope to find them first and sneak them away. Their fellow students understand. Professor McGonagall allows 7th Year Slytherin, Pansy Parkinson, to duel a death eater in her stead; her father is under that veil. She knows it.
Imagine the aftermath of the battle; every house suffered loses. Slytherin students crying over the deaths of friends they made in every house.
Imagine a Cassius Warrington statue made in his honor, the first Slytherin to fight and die nobly with Harry Potter, the boy who lived, in the face of ultimate evil. He was a true Slytherin, and itās in his name that Slytherin children and their families have cut all ties with the Death Eaters, denounced Voldemort, and are finally living in peace.
#i do enjoy cedric #but this would have been immensely wonderful in many ways (via batty4u)
Imagine a story in which Harry wasnāt in love with his fellow championās girlfriend, but after her boyfriendās death just hugs her so long, so hard, and says āhe wanted to win for you. You should knowāyou should know he won, he did it for youā and gives her the best hug and shoulder he knows how to be because her parents arenāt there either and she must know why.
Imagine Harry staring over her head at everyone else until Hermione steps upāit doesnāt take long, but it takes long enough that when she does all eyes are on her as a source of motionāand says āweāre never going to forget this. Theyāre not going to get away with itā and the girlfriend just latches onto Hermione and everyone is in wands-out stance convinced sheās about to attack the shit out of Hermione, and then the girlfriend stares into her eyes and says ādo you promise meā and Hermione just gives her this super-firm nod and says āI promiseā and the girlfriend just collapses on her, sobbing.Ā
Imagine Dumbledore trying to give some flowery speech about inter-wizard solidarity while glossing over why, because Slytherins have always been a touchy subject, and Ron gets to his feet and says āProfessor, I need to say something importantā and Dumbledore is so surprised he just cedes the floor, and Ronāafter that awkward moment when he realizes everyone is staring at himāsays he didnāt know Warrington particularly, but he knows how Warrington and Harry played. That each was always cheering on the other. Both wanted to win, but neither was willing to undercut the other by underhanded means. He finishes up saying āI thinkāI think itās important everyone should know he died being what a champion should be. Because he could have abandoned Harry and instead he stood up with him to play the game the honest way, and he died for it. Andāand Slytherin House should be proud, and we should all be proud, because Warrington was a good bloke.ā He sits back down all flustered because he didnāt actually stand up meaning to make a speech. And then Pansy Parkinson stands up before Dumbledore can take back control of the room and says āI want to tell Weasley thank you.ā And all of Slytherin House raises a glassāto Warrington, to Weasley, to Potterāand the other houses follow suit. Many years later, Wizarding scholars will say that was the moment Voldemort truly lost.
Imagine later that summer. Harry gets several owls on his birthday, all unsigned. The birds are plump and pretentious and well-cared-for. He will never know which Slytherins sent him their treasures: parchments with hexes developed by the Death Eaters; a strange locket that will only open if he whispers a special spell but that always shows him the picture he most needs to see; a page torn from a potions book that, brewed properly, will allow him extra time to summon a Patronus by giving him a few crucial seconds not just of happiness but of bliss. It doesnāt matter. Harry knows these gifts not as birthday gifts but for what they really are, and he treasures the locket and copies out the potion to send to Hermione and Mrs. Weasley, and when first summoned by the Order of the Phoenix he marches straight up to Dumbledore with the hexes and says āI canāt tell you where I got these, Professor. But theyāre in use by the Death Eaters and I think you should have them.ā Months later, Sirius will recognize the spell Bellatrix shoots at him, and will dive out of the way just in the nick of time.
The final battle. Everyone is there. Sirius somehow ends up herding a group of Slytherins. They all stare at him and he at them, across a centuries-old divide Voldemort has only succeeded in deepening. Then he remembers the hexes. Harryās locket, now tucked under Siriusā shirt because Harryās friends are with him in this battle but most of Siriusā are dead. The moment that happiness potion saved Remusā life, his very soul. Snapeās final words to Harry, finally seen not as mockery but real true advice. What Harry said Voldemort saidāhis first words in his new form. They are kids, and they are sharing the same kind of hurt he once wouldnāt admit to, watching his mother burn his name off the family tree. āWhen we go in there, itās going to be hell,ā he tells the Slytherins. āSome of you are probably going to die. I might go down too, and if I do I want your best curser in the front. But I want you all to remember one thing. There are no spares.āĀ Later retellings of the battle never fail to mention the moment a group of angry, screaming teens burst into the Great Hall, wearing their green and silver as the badge of honor it should be, shouting NO SPARES, NO SPARES at the tops of their voices in between hexes and curses and the occasional physical punch. When Hermione is present, she always interrupts the storyteller to be sure everyone knows about the moment Blaise Zabini shoved her to the floor, dropped on top of her, fired off three curses in rapid succession and said āstay alive, Granger, we need youā before jumping back to his feet and vanishing into the meleeāhow, for all anyone knows, those may have been his last words, and she will not let his sacrifice go unnoted.Ā
The aftermath. Malfoy holds out a hand to Sirius, badly injured on the floor. Sirius asks how Malfoy is willing to trust him. Malfoy nods at his chest. āYouāve got my godfatherās locket,ā he says, and when Sirius and Harry finally speak after the battle Harry gives his full agreement to the very first thing out ofĀ Siriusā mouth. They give the locket to Malfoy. Sirius grits his teeth and closes his eyes and opens them and says āHe probably saved my life, giving Harry that.ā He doesnāt say thank you. Malfoy hears it anyway.
The school reopens under a single banner: the four Houses united. The House rivalry is reduced to just thatāa competition in funāwith those deep divides slowly healing to scars, and eventually away to nothing at all.
Imagine it.
Signs as Disney girls
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how am i snow white at all
Mulan! YAASSSSS!!
Donāt let you stop you.Ā
I watched this without sound and still loved it.
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Did a crush workout at home today and literally sweat my brains out.
It was also like 100 degrees outside and I could barely breathe.
I died 50x
Then my boyfriend got jealous and had to show me how many pull-ups he can do š
#crushcouples ???
Love this haha
Trying an outfit for my new skeleton bra #skeletonbra #skeletonhandbra #skullbra #windsorsmithshoes
The Radioactive Man Who Returned To Fukushima To Feed The Animals That Everyone Else Left Behind
Naoto Matsumura is the only human brave enough to live in Fukushimaās 12.5-mile exclusion zone
He fled at first but returned to take care of the animals that were left behind
He returned for his own animals at first, but realized that so many more needed his help, too
Matsumura, who is 55 years old, knows that the radiation is harmful, but he ārefuses to worry about itā
āThey also told me that I wouldnāt get sick for 30 or 40 years. Iāll most likely be dead by then anyway, so I couldnāt care lessā
Matsumura discovered that thousands of cows had died locked in barns
He also freed many animals that had been left chained up by their owners
Many of them now rely on him for food
The government has forbidden him from staying, but that doesnāt stop him either
He started in 2011 and is still going strong 4 years later
He relies solely on donations from supporters to work with and feed the animals
His supporters are calling him the āguardian of Fukushimaās animalsā
The man clearly has a sense of humor as well
This hero deserves way more notes.
I would like to think we are coming to this world to learn, and I think this man just gave to all of us a life lesson.
Did 50 minutes of steady state cardio.
Now have to go back for legs.
10/10 do not want to workout legs.
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