Tara At Random

THE OWLS ARE NOT WHAT THEY SEEM.

[ponycamp]

who am i?

[sicklesium-moved-deactivated201]

i dont get offended at white people jokes even though im white because: 

i can recognize white people as a whole have systemically oppressed POC in america, which is where i live 

most people when they make white people jokes only mean the shitty white people and i am not a shitty white person 

im not a pissbaby

[damncommunists-deactivated20180]

my white friends that have reblogged this give me life

[zelda-tempest]

4. Sometimes I am a shitty white person and the jokes remind me to FUCKIN STOP

[lallamariamhabibi]

If ur white and like this post I fux with u

[birdpapi-deactivated20171121]

^absolutely

[verdant-witch]

5. It’s hard to be offended when white people jokes involve bland food/tourist dads in socks and sandals/white girls in yoga pants obsessed with pumpkin spice/suburban PTA moms and other harmless and mostly true stereotypes while jokes about POC involve them being called thugs/criminals/slurs/uneducated/illegal immigrants.

[blackpoeticinjustice]

i fucks with u heavy if ur white and you reblog this

[sm0k3-ring-deactivated20160109]

6. They’re usually really fucking funny and don’t perpetuate stereotypes that will ever affect me economically, politically, or cause me any true harm, let alone create risks that “justify” my murder and/or death

[vernaverde]

I will never stop reblogging this

[penny-red]

Yes, there are pro-rape groups, and yes, this happened, and yes, I sometimes win at Twitter.

[micdotcom]

[revolutionarykoolaid]

SHADE

[veliseraptor]

of course, the irony about this cartoon - which I assume is meant to demonstrate shallow selfie culture desecrating the great classics - is that among other things a) hamlet is a disaffected young man suffering from depression and, frankly, deeply self-absorbed and b) the entire play is obsessed with the idea of performance and performativity and so absolutely hamlet taking selfies would be in the spirit of the original because a selfie is a new way of constructing the self through images

so what I’m saying is: fuck off culture snobs I’m coming for you

[kylekallgrensaysgoaway]

Accurate.

[taraatrandom]

Maybe the cartoonist gets that too? And that was the point?

[brown-nena]

I warned y'all

[lvchd-deactivated20170404]

Killed Confirmed at 6:20PM

[let-them-eat-cake21-deactivated]

HE DEAD! You know he dead.

[ugly-bread]

Brutal

[taraatrandom]

White Man: *gestures at America* i have made a country

PoC:you fucked up a perfectly good continent is what you did. look at it. it's got white supremacy

[lovelyandbrown]

where is 25 and up tumblr? where is GROWN FOLK TUMBLR?

I just saw someone say they were in pre-school on September 11th. I was in 8th grade. I can’t even deal with the ridiculousness. how are you NOT still a fetus? chiiiiiiiiile.

Grown folks tumblr. Tumblr old enough to rent a car from Enterprise. Where you at? 

[quasisonic]

*waves* Yo.

[airspaniel]

I was in college on 9/11/2001. Not a Freshman, either.

[taraatrandom]

I was out of college for two years and had been married for three months.

COME AT ME EMBRYOS

[myulteriormotive-deactivated201]

🐸☕️ This tea is too hot

[deeztumbls]

[taraatrandom]

Nash: Tara no

Tara: Tara yes

[sparkkeyper]

The Complete WTFIWWY Scoreboard!

It is here at last.

As per Nash’s request on the air few months back, I’ve put together a scoreboard of all the WTFIWWY nonsense. Starting with the earliest episode on the RDA YouTube Channel (5/9/11) up through the end of this year (12/29/15) I went through every uploaded video and cataloged the stories because clearly I am insane. Four and a half years of madness, friends. I ended up with 48 reoccurring categories and subcategories. The things listed are only things that have come up in stories featured on the live show, and don’t include the edited compilations, the “Hookerween” segments or the “That Doesn’t Go There” year-end specials (which, unrelatedly, didn’t seem to make the transfer to YouTube. Anybody have copies of those?). Making this was a pretty wild ride, and I intend to add to it as more craziness happens.

Thanks to @nashscribblings and @taraatrandom for sitting through the WTFery week after week in order to amuse us with these stories. Also thanks to @fuckyeahradiodeadair for the weekly recap screenshots, which made keeping track of things while cataloging much easier.

Things that I didn’t count but probably should have: -Number of incidents where the person was on meth -Number of incidents in Florida -Bad Halloween costume ideas, mostly because “Hookerween” is its own segment -Counts of drunk driving -Counts of drones where drones shouldn’t be -Counts of people setting things on fire -Things getting through the White House fence or onto the Capitol lawn -Counts of blackface -Counts of “half-naked”. Men or women without shirts didn’t make it to the scoreboard (though looking back I might have had enough stories to add a “no one wants to see your tits” count) and neither did women who were pantsless. Men without pants generally wound up in the “No One Wants to See Your Dick” category, though I did my best to reserve that for men who were actively trying to show off their dick to other people rather than just lump that in with “naked”.

See the madness under the cut.

Keep reading

[taraatrandom]

Wow. When you see it all laid out like this it's really something.

Good work!

[awesome-picz]

Cats Who Immediately Regretted Their Poor Life Choices.

[ygrittebardots]

anakin skywalker does not use jedi mind tricks 

not once in the films 

do you think that’s a coincidence 

not on your life buddy 

anakin skywalker does not have it in him to overrule another being’s free will

[thelunarboy]

he murders a bunch of children with a laser sword

[akumeoy]

your fave is problematic

[4emptyseats-deactivated20160210]

actually Darth Vader killed those kids. he also killed Anakin, from a certain point of view

[akumeoy]

just ‘cause he changed his name doesn’t mean he’s a different person, he was the same dude under different circumstances. anakin’s life prior to being darth vader was not destroyed by an invading darth vader, it was darth vader’s backstory.

[habitualshaker]

I’m going to help a Sith Lord overthrow the Galactic Republic and systematically hunt down and murder every member of the Jedi order and when Obi-Wan comes for me I’m going to tell him it was my alter ego Countess Boochie Flagrante

[taraatrandom]

He was still Anakin when he slaughtered all the sand people and whined about it.

[hepburnaudrey]

[taraatrandom]

Anyone else notice that apparently the new Avengers base has a makeover salon and Wanda got a deep conditioning treatment and a less gothy smokey eye?

[lisbon]

[taraatrandom]

😍😍😍

[mcrauders]

40+ year old men who seriously believe the young girls working at stores and restaurants are actually flirting with them just because the girls smile and are friendly are the most disgusting and terrifying things on this planet.

[mcrauders]

i keep getting messages from men over the age of 40 who were upset by this post and i’d like to sincerely thank them for proving my point so effortlessly. 

[tastefullyoffensive]

[taraatrandom]

Definitely doing this from now on.