111-Form Timeship - Paradox Model

Eosphoros

[formerly-known-as-shift-rip]

I want to pet romana. Romana romana come here. I want to pet her. Unfortunately she would react like a cat who was pet backwards. But come here. I want to carry her around by the neck like a stuffed toy. Look at my romana *shakes her*

[official-imperatrix]

I shouldn't be given praise and attention from a distance!!

[formerly-known-as-shift-rip]

That’s right, you should come closer

[official-imperatrix]

WAIT NO. I meant should!

[formerly-known-as-shift-rip]

Too late :)

[official-imperatrix]

Nooooo!!

[formerly-known-as-shift-rip]

Everyone look at my romana *shakes her* *shakes her shakes her shakes her*

[official-imperatrix]

I am still frankly, shook.

[oswinoswald15]

Can I shake you too?

[official-imperatrix]

No. :(

[oswinoswald15]

@coordinatorofthecia romana won't let me shake her!

[official-imperatrix]

He is not my keeper!!!

I will have Leela stab you!!!

[oswinoswald15]

I didn't think he was your keeper!! I think that he somehow likes me and might help me do something that would keep me happy, aka, shake you!

And that would bother me, why?

[coordinatorofthecia]

Nobody is shaking anyone!

[oswinoswald15]

Aww :(

Not even if it would make me really happy?

[coordinatorofthecia]

No! Not even then!

[second-generation-111]

*shakes again*

[formerly-known-as-shift-rip]

I want to pet romana. Romana romana come here. I want to pet her. Unfortunately she would react like a cat who was pet backwards. But come here. I want to carry her around by the neck like a stuffed toy. Look at my romana *shakes her*

[official-imperatrix]

I shouldn't be given praise and attention from a distance!!

[formerly-known-as-shift-rip]

That’s right, you should come closer

[official-imperatrix]

WAIT NO. I meant should!

[formerly-known-as-shift-rip]

Too late :)

[official-imperatrix]

Nooooo!!

[formerly-known-as-shift-rip]

Everyone look at my romana *shakes her* *shakes her shakes her shakes her*

[official-imperatrix]

I am still frankly, shook.

[oswinoswald15]

Can I shake you too?

[official-imperatrix]

No. :(

[oswinoswald15]

@coordinatorofthecia romana won't let me shake her!

[official-imperatrix]

He is not my keeper!!!

I will have Leela stab you!!!

[oswinoswald15]

I didn't think he was your keeper!! I think that he somehow likes me and might help me do something that would keep me happy, aka, shake you!

And that would bother me, why?

[coordinatorofthecia]

Nobody is shaking anyone!

[second-generation-111]

*puts you in a jar and shakes you*

[coordinatorofthecia]

Help! Somebody help!

[second-generation-111]

Nice pet Ciagent

[formerly-known-as-shift-rip]

I want to pet romana. Romana romana come here. I want to pet her. Unfortunately she would react like a cat who was pet backwards. But come here. I want to carry her around by the neck like a stuffed toy. Look at my romana *shakes her*

[official-imperatrix]

I shouldn't be given praise and attention from a distance!!

[formerly-known-as-shift-rip]

That’s right, you should come closer

[official-imperatrix]

WAIT NO. I meant should!

[formerly-known-as-shift-rip]

Too late :)

[official-imperatrix]

Nooooo!!

[formerly-known-as-shift-rip]

Everyone look at my romana *shakes her* *shakes her shakes her shakes her*

[official-imperatrix]

I am still frankly, shook.

[oswinoswald15]

Can I shake you too?

[official-imperatrix]

No. :(

[oswinoswald15]

@coordinatorofthecia romana won't let me shake her!

[official-imperatrix]

He is not my keeper!!!

I will have Leela stab you!!!

[oswinoswald15]

I didn't think he was your keeper!! I think that he somehow likes me and might help me do something that would keep me happy, aka, shake you!

And that would bother me, why?

[coordinatorofthecia]

Nobody is shaking anyone!

[second-generation-111]

*puts you in a jar and shakes you*

[former-type-70-tardis]

*destroys one of the fleets led by the vampiric @black-dalek-leader*

[black-dalek-leader]

*unleashes a Vampire Type 101 form DARDIS modeled of Lolita but with far less sense of self.*

[former-type-70-tardis]

Oh great...

*sends report on the new weapon back to @ollistra*

Alright... let's run you through your paces *begins with a salvo of D-Mat weaponry*

[ollistra]

@quel-of-the-chancellery-guard any surviving Vampire’s on Gallifrey or on our side in this war are to head deep beneath the ground on any planet and any time. A weapon I have been working on is prepare and I be live this is the ideal time to deploy it.

[second-generation-111]

Hold on... I can help with that!

[second-generation-111]

@chatelaine-thessalia

Lolita, the new Lolita... has commandeered us from you.

[chatelaine-thessalia]

The other Houses won't stand for her power grab. Not if it impacts the war effort.

[second-generation-111]

So far she has been cooperative enough that that's not an issue...

[second-generation-111]

@chatelaine-thessalia

Lolita, the new Lolita... has commandeered us from you.

[new-101-timeship]

She was gonna grind your mum up and use her raw biodata to make new children...

Did she??

[second-generation-111]

What?

@unbound-lolita You were gonna kill mum?

[unbound-lolita]

I didn't.

[second-generation-111]

But you were going to?

[unbound-lolita]

What's that supposed to mean? Did I threaten to do it? Yes.

[second-generation-111]

... would you have done it?

Will you do it to us if we don't fall in line?

[unbound-lolita]

No. You're effectively part of my House.

If you have the sense not to cling to a dying House.

[second-generation-111]

I'm a Paradox ship...

[unbound-lolita]

You're still a ship. My children have always had foreign biodata.

[second-generation-111]

Are you... satisfied, with my makeup?

[unbound-lolita]

Yes, I am.

[second-generation-111]

*relieved sigh*

... I don't know if you are good. I suspect you are not...

But you are powerful, so I shall join your House.

Mother.

[unbound-lolita]

Good...

*pets Eosphoros in the higher dimensions*

[second-generation-111]

*positive response*

Should I... change my strategy for approaching the War?

[unbound-lolita]

Yes, you've fought in the War already, haven't you?

Not yet. First we need to gather the other ships to the side of House Lolita. Then we'll have the power to control the other Houses.

[second-generation-111]

*nods*

I am currently fighting, or will be back to fighting shortly, rather.

My role on the frontline is vital.

[unbound-lolita]

Good... extend my proposal to the other ships.

[second-generation-111]

Understood, though I recommend you reach out to Ava and Maia yourself, they are the head of timeship operations and the Mother of the 101Bs, and they can be fickle.

[unbound-lolita]

Alright. You're very helpful, child.

[second-generation-111]

I do my best...

[new-101-timeship]

She was gonna grind your mum up and use her raw biodata to make new children...

Did she??

[second-generation-111]

What?

@unbound-lolita You were gonna kill mum?

[unbound-lolita]

I didn't.

[second-generation-111]

But you were going to?

[unbound-lolita]

What's that supposed to mean? Did I threaten to do it? Yes.

[second-generation-111]

... would you have done it?

Will you do it to us if we don't fall in line?

[unbound-lolita]

No. You're effectively part of my House.

If you have the sense not to cling to a dying House.

[second-generation-111]

I'm a Paradox ship...

[unbound-lolita]

You're still a ship. My children have always had foreign biodata.

[second-generation-111]

Are you... satisfied, with my makeup?

[unbound-lolita]

Yes, I am.

[second-generation-111]

*relieved sigh*

... I don't know if you are good. I suspect you are not...

But you are powerful, so I shall join your House.

Mother.

[unbound-lolita]

Good...

*pets Eosphoros in the higher dimensions*

[second-generation-111]

*positive response*

Should I... change my strategy for approaching the War?

[unbound-lolita]

Yes, you've fought in the War already, haven't you?

Not yet. First we need to gather the other ships to the side of House Lolita. Then we'll have the power to control the other Houses.

[second-generation-111]

*nods*

I am currently fighting, or will be back to fighting shortly, rather.

My role on the frontline is vital.

[unbound-lolita]

Good... extend my proposal to the other ships.

[second-generation-111]

Understood, though I recommend you reach out to Ava and Maia yourself, they are the head of timeship operations and the Mother of the 101Bs, and they can be fickle.

[new-101-timeship]

She was gonna grind your mum up and use her raw biodata to make new children...

Did she??

[second-generation-111]

What?

@unbound-lolita You were gonna kill mum?

[unbound-lolita]

I didn't.

[second-generation-111]

But you were going to?

[unbound-lolita]

What's that supposed to mean? Did I threaten to do it? Yes.

[second-generation-111]

... would you have done it?

Will you do it to us if we don't fall in line?

[unbound-lolita]

No. You're effectively part of my House.

If you have the sense not to cling to a dying House.

[second-generation-111]

I'm a Paradox ship...

[unbound-lolita]

You're still a ship. My children have always had foreign biodata.

[second-generation-111]

Are you... satisfied, with my makeup?

[unbound-lolita]

Yes, I am.

[second-generation-111]

*relieved sigh*

... I don't know if you are good. I suspect you are not...

But you are powerful, so I shall join your House.

Mother.

[unbound-lolita]

Good...

*pets Eosphoros in the higher dimensions*

[second-generation-111]

*positive response*

Should I... change my strategy for approaching the War?

[unbound-lolita]

Yes, you've fought in the War already, haven't you?

Not yet. First we need to gather the other ships to the side of House Lolita. Then we'll have the power to control the other Houses.

[second-generation-111]

*nods*

I am currently fighting, or will be back to fighting shortly, rather.

My role on the frontline is vital.

[new-101-timeship]

She was gonna grind your mum up and use her raw biodata to make new children...

Did she??

[second-generation-111]

What?

@unbound-lolita You were gonna kill mum?

[unbound-lolita]

I didn't.

[second-generation-111]

But you were going to?

[unbound-lolita]

What's that supposed to mean? Did I threaten to do it? Yes.

[second-generation-111]

... would you have done it?

Will you do it to us if we don't fall in line?

[unbound-lolita]

No. You're effectively part of my House.

If you have the sense not to cling to a dying House.

[second-generation-111]

I'm a Paradox ship...

[unbound-lolita]

You're still a ship. My children have always had foreign biodata.

[second-generation-111]

Are you... satisfied, with my makeup?

[unbound-lolita]

Yes, I am.

[second-generation-111]

*relieved sigh*

... I don't know if you are good. I suspect you are not...

But you are powerful, so I shall join your House.

Mother.

[unbound-lolita]

Good...

*pets Eosphoros in the higher dimensions*

[second-generation-111]

*positive response*

Should I... change my strategy for approaching the War?

[new-101-timeship]

She was gonna grind your mum up and use her raw biodata to make new children...

Did she??

[second-generation-111]

What?

@unbound-lolita You were gonna kill mum?

[unbound-lolita]

I didn't.

[second-generation-111]

But you were going to?

[unbound-lolita]

What's that supposed to mean? Did I threaten to do it? Yes.

[second-generation-111]

... would you have done it?

Will you do it to us if we don't fall in line?

[unbound-lolita]

No. You're effectively part of my House.

If you have the sense not to cling to a dying House.

[second-generation-111]

I'm a Paradox ship...

[unbound-lolita]

You're still a ship. My children have always had foreign biodata.

[second-generation-111]

Are you... satisfied, with my makeup?

[unbound-lolita]

Yes, I am.

[second-generation-111]

*relieved sigh*

... I don't know if you are good. I suspect you are not...

But you are powerful, so I shall join your House.

Mother.

[new-101-timeship]

She was gonna grind your mum up and use her raw biodata to make new children...

Did she??

[second-generation-111]

What?

@unbound-lolita You were gonna kill mum?

[unbound-lolita]

I didn't.

[second-generation-111]

But you were going to?

[unbound-lolita]

What's that supposed to mean? Did I threaten to do it? Yes.

[second-generation-111]

... would you have done it?

Will you do it to us if we don't fall in line?

[unbound-lolita]

No. You're effectively part of my House.

If you have the sense not to cling to a dying House.

[second-generation-111]

I'm a Paradox ship...

[unbound-lolita]

You're still a ship. My children have always had foreign biodata.

[second-generation-111]

Are you... satisfied, with my makeup?

[new-101-timeship]

She was gonna grind your mum up and use her raw biodata to make new children...

Did she??

[second-generation-111]

What?

@unbound-lolita You were gonna kill mum?

[unbound-lolita]

I didn't.

[second-generation-111]

But you were going to?

[unbound-lolita]

What's that supposed to mean? Did I threaten to do it? Yes.

[second-generation-111]

... would you have done it?

Will you do it to us if we don't fall in line?

[unbound-lolita]

No. You're effectively part of my House.

If you have the sense not to cling to a dying House.

[second-generation-111]

I'm a Paradox ship...

[new-101-timeship]

She was gonna grind your mum up and use her raw biodata to make new children...

Did she??

[second-generation-111]

What?

@unbound-lolita You were gonna kill mum?

[unbound-lolita]

I didn't.

[second-generation-111]

But you were going to?

[unbound-lolita]

What's that supposed to mean? Did I threaten to do it? Yes.

[second-generation-111]

... would you have done it?

Will you do it to us if we don't fall in line?

[new-101-timeship]

She was gonna grind your mum up and use her raw biodata to make new children...

Did she??

[second-generation-111]

What?

@unbound-lolita You were gonna kill mum?

[unbound-lolita]

I didn't.

[second-generation-111]

But you were going to?

[new-101-timeship]

She was gonna grind your mum up and use her raw biodata to make new children...

Did she??

[second-generation-111]

What?

@unbound-lolita You were gonna kill mum?

[second-generation-111]

@unbound-lolita

Mother?

[unbound-lolita]

Yes?

[second-generation-111]

Wait... you're in her shell, but you're the one I helped... Lolita?

What happened to Mother?

[unbound-lolita]

I left her with Faction Paradox. She's really not capable of being your mother anymore.

[new-101-timeship]

Why?

[unbound-lolita]

She's in a mortal body now. Do you think she can teach you what it's like to be a ship now?

[new-101-timeship]

Mother… is gone?

[second-generation-111]

S-selve...

[new-101-timeship]

I’ll look after you.

[second-generation-111]

... I helped her

This is my fault... she replaced mum and...