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Firefighter demonstrates how to put out a kitchen fire
Reblog to actually save a life
people today with access to more raw information than any other period: the earth is flat
german artilleryman in 1916, who barely washes his own ass: I need to account for the curvature and rotation of the earth when plotting my firing plans
This is real and it hurts me deeply
me: alright, i've got a few hours to myself. should i read, write, draw, play some video games...
executive dysfunction: you're going to scroll through tumblr until you have to go to sleep
executive dysfunction: you're not even going to like it.
me: stutters out fifteen sentence fragments that no-one can make sense of not even me me: you know?
that one friend who knows you better than you: yeah
when a porn bot follow u
Warning Signs of Satanic Behavior. Training video for police, 1990
signs that your child is COOL as FUCK
i say we start a meme where we take jokes that donât work in other languages and translate them without explanation maybe only tagging with the original language and confuse the heck out of everyone on tumblr whoâs not in on the meme like
in italian we say âprince light blueâ (prince azzurro) instead of âprince charmingâ and i just saw a joke that in english would be âif you canât find your prince charming, the solution is to take a random dude from the street and paint himâ
whatâs the difference between a stapler and a sewing machine? a stapler staples and a sewing machine doesnât
i take it back, these are still funny in a completely different way
#what does the king of the spiders do? he reigns#I forget how to say it in French but itâs still my favourite joke
this was one of mine omg itâs one of my favourite ones iâve ever made ever
Whatâs the strongest cake in the world? Mike Cake.
What do you call a fish thatâs a thief? A sea bass.
Whatâs the difference between a cow and sheet metal ? None, both of them have milk
I donât even care if donât know what the joke is these are hilarious.
Boy pig said to the girl pig: âLetâs suffer.â
What happens when the sheep come to the grass field? Strawberry.
What do you call a cybercriminal cow? Minced meat.
what does leonardo dicaprio eat?
leonardo eats sandwichesÂ
whats a melon you cannot eat?
an idiot
One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten, eleven, twelve, thirteen, fourteen, fifteen, sixteen, seventeen, eighteen, nineteen, twenty. What comes after twenty? Police.
You canât piano a piano, but you can lean on an elephant.
Whatâs a pale mammoth? Helmut
Oh this is absolutely amazing!!
âA fallow deer to another fallow deer: - letâs play hide and seek - please, no
What type of bread canât be eaten? Propane.
What does a bee do at the gym? Zumba.
When is the best time to eat seafood? Wednesday.
What do an orange & an elehpant have in common? They both peel;.Â
These all sound like those jokes 4 year olds make up before they fully grasp the concept of a joke
Whatâs the difference between a windmill and a gingerbread? The windmill can fuck up, but the gingerbread cannot windmill
I canât stop thinking about that one post
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Alright I just wanna share a little something that happened to me today with yaâll. As some of you may know, my boyfriend and I are moving in the beginning of February. We actually just signed our lease today, so it was time for me to contact our utilities company as well as our internet company to get them switched over to our new apartment.
Utilities went off without a hitch. So I call my internet company, I donât wanna be a snitch so letâs just use a made up company name. Like, how about⌠Verizon? So I call Verizon and let them know that I will be move. Iâve been with them for about three years now, and previously I was on a contract with them, but this past year I have been on a month to month.
So I start speaking with a representative, and he tells me that the speed that my current plan has (75 mbps) is no longer supported by Verizon. They now only have 100 mbps and up. He tells me that Iâll have to upgrade to a different plan and that Iâll have to pay a termination fee to cancel my contract with them.
Iâm like umâŚ??? I donât have a contract with you? I used to have a contract with you, but then I called to renew it and you put me on a month to month. And the guy is like âWell maybe thatâs what he told you he did, but he actually put you on a contractâ. And Iâm like: âBut I didnât sign any contracts, the first contract I did with you guys I signedâ and heâs like: âA verbal confirmation over the phone is enoughâ. And thatâs the first point where Iâm like, either this guy is new and has no idea what heâs talking about, or something is not right.
So I tell him that Iâd be happy to stay on the contract with them. And he says that I canât, because the place weâre moving only has the 75 mbps and up. And Iâm like, âWell how is that my fault? Youâre the ones who arenât supporting my contract anymore. Canât you just continue my contract and just update the speed?â And heâs trying to tell me that there is no way he can possibly do that.Â
And so I ask him for the price breakdown and itâs the monthly price, plus the $90 termination fee, plus a $99 installation fee when the tech comes to set up the router in my apartment. And Iâm like âIâm not paying an extra $189 to you guys for essentially the same service because youâre the ones screwing me out of my contract.â And he goes to talk to a supervisor, and they say the same thing. And he talks to another supervisor, and they say they canât help. So finally I ask to speak to a supervisor.
I explain the whole story to the guy. And heâs like âThe system over here wonât let me override this in your contractâ. Listen up. Any time a representative that youâre talking to says this to you, ask to speak to someone else. This is complete and utter bullshit. I worked in IT for four years, and let me tell you, if there wasnât a way to override every single system we used, then we wouldâve been in serious shit. Companies will try to tell you that the system wonât let them override what you need done, and the truth is one of two things:
1. The person youâre speaking with doesnât have the authority to override the system. In other words, they are useless to you. This is not their fault, politely ask them to transfer you to someone who can help.
2. They are deliberately lying to try and ply you for more money. In other words, they are useless to you. This is not their fault, this is what theyâre trained to do. Politely ask them to transfer you to someone who can help.
So I was transferred to a different department. And I explained the whole story to yet another representative. And he immediately said: âIf you move to a place where the services in your contract donât exist, then your contract is null and voidâ. This, my friends, is what I vaguely remembered reading in my original contract with Verizon. So I said: âSo you wonât charge me the termination fee?â And he said âOf course not, weâre not allowed toâ.
And then he went on to waive half of the installation fee for me for all of my troubles. I was on the phone with this stupid fucking company for an entire hour, but in the end I saved $130. $130! After finally finding the right person to speak to.
TLDR: So please, if someone corporate tells you that their âsystemâ wonât allow them to change your account, donât take no for an answer. Keep pushing until you get what you need!
Reblog to save $130.
One time I was chattering away to my favorite roommate in Morocco. Nothing important - he was listening placidly and making friendly grunts of agreement. Somehow I ended up talking about bird aesthetics, and how cute European robins are compared to the (not closely-related) American robin, which I called âugly in comparisonâ to the fluffy round fuzzballs in Europe.
My roommate just looked at me, rolled up his sleeve, and showed off a huge full-color tattoo of an American robin before saying, âActually, theyâre really significant to me, personally.â
They buried my body outside Marrakesh.Â
this is the best photo I could findÂ
I called them âstarlings in safety vestsââŚ. of ALL THE PEOPLE I could have been pointlessly mean about birds to, why him? Why HIM?! Why was I shit-talking birds at all?!
Itâs like millennials do not understand that middle east has been at war for 1000â˛s of years. That we intervened on behalf of Kuwait. That without âbombingâ people that want to kill and oppress others, millions will be murdered and tortured.
âat war for 1000â˛s of yearsâ
you clearly know nothing about Afghanistan nor the middle east
hereâs Afghanistan in the 1950â˛s, 60â˛s, & 70â˛s
if you really want to know what caused all the instability & growth of extremist groups I suggest you take a look at the US foreign policy towards Afghanistan during the 80â˛s
Itâs interesting to note that when the communist government came to power in Afghanistan in the late 70â˛s, one of the first things they did was declare equality of the sexes, made education for girls mandatory, & banned child marriages. The conservative tribal leaders who the US armed & funded (& who later became the Taliban) declared this to be a âwar on Islamâ & fought against the central government.
The US had no problem back then with encouraging the growth of Islamic conservatism to counter socialism/communism. You created your biggest enemy & you have no one to blame but yourselves.
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its crazy to me how the US talks about war in the middle east as if its this ancient problem inherent to the area instead of a recent problem created by western countries to further their own interests.
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the CIA took out the democratically elected leader of Iran in the 1970s over oil and that set off an entire chain of events leading to ISIS, hereâs more about multiple other countries weâve fucked overÂ
Because the US was so terrified of communism they encouraged extremism, because the US wanted oil they gave arms and money to people who encouraged extremists or were extremists. Now itâs come to bite them in the ass.
I wish none of you were sad
I wish there was peace and justice and wealth and happiness and good people around all of the planet
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This election wasnât normal.
Questioning if Jews are people isnât normal.
Spraying peaceful protesters with freezing water in freezing temps is not normal.
Alt-right isnât a thing. Itâs called White Supremacy. It isnât normal.
Fascism in the White House isnât normal.
President-elects picking fights with FUCKING Broadway casts isnât normal. Teachers calling students âniggers,â or telling Muslim and Mexican students they will be deported isnât normal.
Trump isnât normal.
Do not normalize this. It will get innocent people brutalized and killed. Speak up. Get up.
WAKE. UP.