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CHAAAAD.

❝ — a mentally stable person would’ve known the difference between ralph lauren and the damn old navy store, chanel. i’ve literally had it with you and like, you just begun speaking towards me. i don’t expect you to understand many things, i mean, you DON’T have psychology major, so like, you don’t get it. but, i do expect you to RESPECT me and i would much appreciate if you like snapped back to reality so i can pork you right now, ‘cause i’m not having a great time with you talking nonsense. and crazy people don’t turn me on. unless they’re dead. and you are most likely alive, judging by how pointed up your butt looks today. ❞

❝ over my dead, hot body. & i don’t need a psychology major to diagnose you with borderline asshole disorder. because you’re an asshole. ❞ the primadonna pouts, glancing at chad with eyes that refuse to forgive -- he can’t mend his way out of this one. not again.

❝ & oh ? my butt looks nice ? well, you can kiss it on my way out. ❞

#mental illness //#radicalchad #!

❝ i’ve changed, okay ? see ? any tasteful person would have brought up the fact that your outfit looks like an old navy mannequin ! ❞

#you're gettin there ; chanel.#♡ ┆ ❛ open – to all.

..... no.

#bonerfordeadthings #CONCEAL DON'T FEEL.

y u do that to me?

THIS ONE’S ON YOU, CHAD.

#ask.#answered.#ICON GOLD #bonerfordeadthings

"Chanel...even though you're lucked up in this loony bin, I still want you." sorta

❝ NO. nooooo. n-o. we are never getting back together, mark my words, chad radwell ! first, you cheat on me – then ? you get sleazy with that scoliosis whore, & then – then your cheap, gaudy family literally tried to pay me off. & at 50,000$. i’ve had tank tops cost more than that. honestly, you should be offended. 50,000$ to preserve your honor as a radwell ? your parents must have really hated you. like really, really hated you. you’re literally worth less than about 60 chanel dresses. i own like five million. honestly. it’s pathetic. you’re pathetic. i hate you. don’t talk to me, you stupid, donkey-looking piece of bread. ❞

#ask.#answered.#BYE !#bonerfordeadthings

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❝ this closet is the most precious thing in my life. it’s like a second vagina to me. ❞

#self promo;*#my cat just stepped on my af ace s end hLEp

icon test 123.

#outofchanel.

sis.

her jaw drops and eyes widen as her sister puts on a broadway show right in front of her it’s called “BITCH LIVES IT UP ON DIAMONDS” featuring anastasia oberlin ( wooh ! ). ‘ i’m sorry, chanel. ‘ she voices out, taking a step forward. ‘ i tried to scrub the plant leaves as hard as i could but they ALWAYS kept on breaking off and i was all why are you doing that ???? chanel doesn’t want you guys to rip apart like a mummy like WHY ? ‘ ANASTASIA OBERLIN: the dumb, nice, small one.

her shoulders bob up and down and she gives out a little frustrated shriek. ‘ and then i sprayed the towels with a spray bottle but they started to smell like wet dog !!! water is supposed to clean it, not make it smell bad !!!! ‘ her voice gets SHRILLED and her bottom lip starts to puff out, along with her cheeks at the screaming that her big sister delivers to her with a shiny satin bow. ‘ oh chanel, i swear i can make it up to you ! i’ll try SO HARD. ‘ and then her gaze shifts to the ground as she holds up a pristine hand, her pinkie pointed out to chanel as an embarrassed blush spreads across her cheeks. ‘ i pinkie promise ‘

❝ congratulations. you made me laugh. you literally made me laugh. i’m laughing at you, right now, alicia. you were all like, ‘ ohh ! chanel ! i pinkie promise ! let’s hold hands & eat frozen yogurt ! please, chanel ! ’ ❞ the kappa queen imitates, laughter peeling from her throat. she doesn’t bother remembering anastasia’s name, despite the fact her resemblance was a constant reminder of their genetics. she wants ana to be aware of how little she means to her ; right in this moment.

her knees bend as a hand presses against her stomach, clenching -- laughing, staining the walls each thread of tone that she berated her with. after a few moments, she gathers herself together. ❝ you can come with. ditch the polo, try to wear clothes that don’t make you look like daddy’s ex tennis instructor. ❞

#donatclla #; sorry for the late reply ! i lost everything on this acc. :| .

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#resources #rp resources #icon psd #scream queens psd #rp help

❝ CHAAAAAAAAAD ! ❞

#bonerfordeadthings #COME HITHER !

"At first I wanted to fuck you, but you're such a primadonna princess..."

❝ i find it really amusing how it’s 2015 & guys still think it’s some holy honor they’re bestowing upon us just because they want to screw us. well, newsflash ! i am a princess. & you’re just a sad, little boy with no internet access. ❞

#ask.#answered.#hotline bling.#jfc chanel #taintedsadist

❥ reminder that i absolutely love twins & twin plots & all that jazz. all chanels should feel free to hmu & talk about chanel or just write w/ me. pls be a squad let’s be a squad i love u all from afar.

#outofchanel.#let me give u all some versace & pearls !

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I’m a mess of person but I’m loyal and I’ll love you with everything I have.

#♡ ┆ ❛ we all have mommy issues.#♡ otp ┆ ❛ you're so rich & hot !#i need to update my tags these are so ugly

❝ I’m a monster. ❞

meme : accepting.

❝ uuuuuugh. ❞ dainty palms clash against puffy duvets & then proceed to clench the silken material. he’s really been killing her mood lately with all his ‘ohhh, i’m so dark & twisted, look at my mysterious mustache, i’m not even a real brunette’ montages, whether internal or external. now, it’s seemed every guy who’s gotten her attention as of late came with a peculiar gist, often in regards to either a freakishly troubled past or necrophilia, or this -- this feel of danger. except this time around, it doesn’t enthrall her. simply turns her off.

❝ did you have mommy issues ? or daddy issues ? were you dropped as a child ? did your brother end up being the heir to a throne you rightfully claimed your own & then went on to destroy that kingdom as an act of revenge ? did you accidentally step on a puppy’s tail once ? because that’s what i usually hear whenever a guy tells me they’re a ‘monster’. i’m sorry about whatever happened in your past or present that’s made you that way or whatever, but it’s kind of really ruining the moment. i don’t want phantom of the opera. i want aria & ezra, okay ? now do me on the nightstand, or i’m taking my lax and going the hell to sleep ! ❞

#mrjamesmxrch #r.i.p #HOTLINE BLING.