#bonerfordeadthings

[ragtagrunaways]

@bonerfordeadthings

     A rough sigh escaped from JJ’s lips as he heard the other’s response, shaking his head a little before dropping back on to Chad’s mattress, sprawling on the bed without a second of hesitation. Under the bed was cramped as hell. “I understand, I do, but if I have to spend any more time under your bed you at least need to get rid of the dirty laundry, jeeze.” He was teasing, even as he did rub his nose a little. “Lost count of how many dirty pairs of boxers there were under there. Is that why you freeball so often?”

[richagn]

glowing     light    of     the     full     moon    night      embraced     the     stylized     master     bedroom       ;       perfect    fit     for    the    perfect    president    of     kappa     house .       a    random    movie    filled    with    attractive    people        &     a     pointless      plot     presented     on    the     flat screen .       (       she     got     no .     3        &      predatory      lez     to     bring     it     into     her      room .       )       the     movie     was     loud ,      but    chad     was    the    most    prominent    sound .       the     scream     queen     was     completely     infuriated      &     irritated .

❛          CHAD       !       do     you      have      ANY    idea     how     much      STRESS     i     am     under       ?       there     is    a     serial     killer    on    campus      killing     Kappas        !        this     has     been     the     worst      week      of      my      LIFE .       can    you    please    stop     talking      about      your     mom    for    like ,       five     whole    minutes       ?        i    mean    G O D .         ❜

@bonerfordeadthings     ♡ ‘ d .

[devilmuscles-blog]

  ╳ ⁞ @bonerfordeadthings

     ❛ alright–– so i’m here.  mostly because i’m pretty sure what i heard was–– not what i heard, so i wanted to double check with you.  did you just say that you wanted me to do things?  like actual sexual things? ❜

[devilmuscles-blog]

      ╳ ⁞ &. @bonerfordeadthings         let me love you in some way.

      ❛ surprise, i’m not dead.  i just–– had to... well i needed        to give you your space.  hope you’re not mad bro. ❜

[secondvagina-blog]

                      .....  no.

[secondvagina-blog]

y u do that to me?

    THIS ONE’S ON YOU, CHAD.

[secondvagina-blog]

"Chanel...even though you're lucked up in this loony bin, I still want you." sorta

        ❝ NO.  nooooo. n-o. we are never getting back together, mark my words, chad radwell !   first, you cheat on me –  then ? you get sleazy with that scoliosis whore, & then – then your cheap,  gaudy family literally tried to pay me off. & at 50,000$. i’ve had tank tops cost more than that. honestly, you should be offended. 50,000$ to preserve your honor as a radwell ? your parents must have really hated you. like really, really hated you. you’re literally worth less than about 60 chanel dresses.  i own like five million. honestly. it’s pathetic. you’re pathetic. i hate you. don’t talk to me, you stupid, donkey-looking piece of bread.  ❞

[secondvagina-blog]

      ❝ CHAAAAAAAAAD !  ❞