Queen of Montesere

THAT ERIS GIRL. Writer, Game Developer, Hobbyist Perfumer 🔥 pfp by @jessicafongarts; Not anti-any character/book; just here to vibe. Follow me on AO3: secret_third_thing

[secret-third-thing]

Hey all, I'm Secret-Third-Thing! You can call me ST or STT! I write weird fanfic for ACOTAR. Here for Eris Vanserra and all his ships, but will write for others sometimes!

My AO3 | Art Commissions Under Construction | Eris Week

Currently working on too many things. What you get next is always a surprise. Once upon a time I was @koscheionthelake.

MULTI CHAPTER FICS

Blood in the Wine | Eris x Female OC | E | 2/35 Canon-ish Compliant Prythian Universe Something rotten is happening in Autumn. Eris is determined to figure out why. Too bad a princess across the sea is very distracting. Murder! Romance! Myths! Banter!

His Blood is My Blood | Beron x LoA, Beron x Jesminda E 1/6 Canon-world; semi compliant When Lucien declares he’s marrying Jesminda, Beron reminds Autumn the price one pays for disobedience.

Like a Heartbeat Drives You Mad | Elucien , Erislain | E | 1/6 Alternate Prythian Universe Elain takes fate into her own hands only to find herself bound to a different mate. 

And the Hounds Bayed | Azris/Neris/Nezriel | E | 3/3 Southern Gothic Horror, Dead Dove Eris held an unwavering affection for those Hounds.

I Want to Believe | Azris | E | 1/? Alien AU / X-Files AU, Dub/Non-Con Azriel travels to Boston to solve a series of murders.

Wild Nights - Wild Nights! | Emorie | M | 1/2 Canon Compliant, Post ACOSF Emerie and Morrigan fall in love by accident, of course.

Tell Me That You Want Me | Tamris | E | 1/2 Canon Compliant, 2-Shot Eris ensures Tamlin doesn’t skip Calanmai.

INTERACTIVE FICTION

Dog Days | Game is T, Optional Azris Scene is E Made for PC; Okay on Mobile You are a dog. Go find Eris.

ONE SHOTS

The Brothers | Vanserra Bros (Gen Fic) | T Two dead Vanserra brothers wake up in the Spring Court.

The Worst Person You Know | Emorie | M Emerie loved the blonde girl she met at the park.

Requiem For Glass Trapped Spiders | Beron | M Something is wrong with the Forest House. It's Beron's fault.

Never an Honest Word | Gen Eris | T Eris confronts his mother after Beron’s death.

Spring, Again | Gen Tamlin | T Tamlin begins to heal after Feyre’s departure.

Now That It's Done | Feysand | T Even at the end of this world, Rhysand is there.

She Who Holds the Ashes | Eris x Reader| G Even at the end of this world, Rhysand is there.

DRABBLES

A Word Before War: Eris before a Blood Duel | G Just One More: A Nezriel bookstore drabble | E Goodbye, Keir: Emorie Drabbe | T A Cursed Beron Thing | E

2023 WRITING CIRCLE

Heatwave (Elriel) | Unrated (I wrote part 1) The Syren (Gwynriel) | Explicit (I wrote part 2) Fictional (Nessian) | Explicit (I wrote part 3) - Tumblr Only

ART COMS (Under Construction)

2024 Eris Week

Worried Eris Commission

Eris Portrait Commission

Wet Eris Commission

Eris and His Hounds

Armored Eris

Regency AU Eris + Lucien

Modern AU Eris

Horny Eris

2023 Eris Week:

Eris and Hound Commission

Blood Duel Commission

Dancing Commission

AU Eris Commission

Eris, High Lord of Autumn Commission

Eris Voice Acting and Interview the Matthew Bassett

NSFW Eris Late Night Scheming

[winding-maze]

"Blackbird" - personal work, inspired by my hometown. Blackbirds are my favourite - they sing so beautifully.

[secret-third-thing]

https://www.tumblr.com/secret-third-thing/818518766193360896/why-did-the-swan-cross-the-road?source=share

... now you'll never know 😶

: ( but it's my birthday

[secret-third-thing]

Why did the swan cross the road

TO BITE YOU

[secret-third-thing]

I hate bird puns.

I feel like they always fly over my head.

I HATE PUNS!!!

[secret-third-thing]

Q: How do crows in Boston warn you that a car is coming? 

A: Caw, caw! 

Well you know me bc you know where I live!!!! WHO ARE OYU

[secret-third-thing]

I had this dream of being a stand up comedian for ornithologists, but people kept robin me of my best material. I’m like, get your own material, don’t just parrot what you’ve heard. They called me a raven lunatic! Anyways, I’ll be here owl day.

oh my GOD

i dare you to name another bird

[secret-third-thing]

🎶 Swan for the money, hoot for the show

I never was a bird, so I watch you float

Sometimes you just don't know the answer

Till someone flaps their wings and asks you

She would have made such a lovely bird

What a shame she's stuck on the shore, they roared

But you'll find a feathered amour

Who will kiss that same beak I adored

But I dropped your wing while flying

Left you up there crying

Airborne and wind-swept pining

Lakeside *problems* 🎶

🌊 🦢 🍾

HELLO!?!?! BIRD ANON.

Is this a cry for another koschei party?

[secret-third-thing]

🎵“Birds of a feather, we should stick together, I know

I said I'd never think I wasn't better alone

Can't change the weather, might not be forever

But if it's forever, it's even better”🎶

Billie Eilish must have had Koschei and his swans in mind when writing this or else it’s an incredibly convenient coincidence.

I definitely read that first line to the tune of Sisters 😂

[secret-third-thing]

This swan is good

This swan is bad

This swan is alive back from the dead (whoa-oh)

These wings had to let it go free but

This swan came back to me.

Is @berd-nerd seeing all this? I have like 8 bird things in my inbox LOL

[secret-third-thing]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY! Hope you’ve had a lovely day! 🎈🎁🎉

Thank you!!!! You're a wonderful person!!!

[ninthcircleofprythian]

Hello! My name is Elder Vanserra. And I would like to share with you the most amazing news….its @secret-third-thing’s birthday!

[secret-third-thing]

I AM SCREAMING

[secret-third-thing]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!! i hope you have the most Eris-tastic day!! 🥳

YOU ARE SO KIND THANK YOU!

I hope you're doing well <3 PS Later today i have a quiz for everyone to take hehehe

[enchantedbook]

"The Stag and the Vine" by Percy James Billinghurst, 1900

[raesource]

ship headcanon questions

make sure to include the pairing(s) you are wanting these questions to be answered for . these should work for poly ships as well as monogamous . feel free to edit these as you see fit .

💕 How did they both realize “oh wait, this is actually love”?

🌹 Who fell harder & who fell first?

🫂 What’s their favorite way to hold each other when words aren’t enough?

🔥 What’s the pettiest thing they’ve ever argued about?

💋 Who says “I love you” first & how?

🌙 Who’s the little spoon & who pretends they hate it but secretly loves it?

💍 Would they ever get married? What would the proposal look like?

🧸 Who still has the very first gift the other ever gave them?

😈 Who is more likely to start chaos “for the vine” & who films it?

🎶 What’s their song - the one that makes them both tear up / grin like idiots?

☕ Who’s the morning person & how do they lure the night owl out of bed?

🛡️ Who jumps in front of danger for the other without thinking?

😳 What’s the most embarrassing thing they’ve walked in on the other doing?

💔 What’s the one fight that almost ended them?

🩹 How do they comfort each other after nightmares?

👀 Who gets jealous more easily & how obvious are they about it?

🍳 Who cooks & who sets off the smoke alarm trying to help?

🧳 If they had to run away together tomorrow, where would they go?

😏 Who is bolder in public (hand-holding, kisses, etc.)?

🌧️ Who steals whose hoodies when it rains?

🎂 How do they celebrate each other’s birthdays?

🖤 What’s the darkest “we’ll never tell anyone” thing they’ve done together?

💌 Who leaves little love notes & where do they hide them?

🛌 Who hogs the blanket & who ends up freezing dramatically?

😴 Who falls asleep first & who watches them with heart-eyes?

🚪 Who’s more likely to say “we’re not leaving this room today”?

🌸 What nickname do they have for each other that would mortify them if others heard?

🎤 Who sings in the shower & who secretly records it for blackmail?

💞 How do they act when one of them is sick?

🩸 Who would literally kill for the other & who would help hide the body?

🌅 Do they go on sunrise / stargazing dates? Which one do they love more?

😤 Who apologizes first after a fight, even if they weren’t wrong?

🧩 What tiny habit of the other do they find unbearably adorable?

🎪 Who plans elaborate surprise dates & who just wants to stay in?

👑 In their relationship, who’s the king / queen & who’s the knight / advisor?

🌪️ What’s the most chaotic thing they’ve done together on pure impulse?

💤 Who has the weirdest sleep-talking lines that the other quotes constantly?

🧡 What color reminds each of them of the other?

🕰️ If they could go back in time, what moment would they relive together?

😶 Who’s terrified of saying “meet my parents” & why?

🍷 Who gets tipsy first & starts spilling embarrassing love confessions?

🌿 Do they want kids/pets/plants together? What do they name them?

🪞 Who takes longer getting ready & who hypes the other up in the mirror?

💥 What’s the biggest risk one of them took for the other that the partner didn’t find out about until much later?

🧣 Who steals the other’s scarf / gloves “on accident” every winter?

🌌 What’s their “we made it through hell” memory they’ll tell their grandkids?

😘 Who kisses the other first thing in the morning, morning breath & all?

🩰 Slow dancing in the kitchen at 3 a.m. - who starts it?

⚓ If one of them had to leave forever, what would they leave behind for the other?

💫 Ten years from now, what random Tuesday are they spending together?

[powerbottombrucespringsteen]

The thing is nobody at pride is evaluating you to determine if you’re queer enough to be there because they’re too busy thinking “it’s so hot out” and “why is this lemonade 12 dollars?”

[jadedbugart]

his ass is NOT reading