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one curiousity search on ebay to see if people are still going nuts over beanie babies has led to getting a strong contender for the funniest email ever

petulantworm

When your doctor prescribes you the generic

rattlesnek

women and gender get the lifeboats first

bold-baddie

64mpg

(emerges 3 hours later covered in blood) i figured out what emotion i was feeling

malibuklaus

galadriel1010

Sometimes you get a brief glimpse into the American worldview and decide that you don't want to know.

transcyberism

I cannot stress enough that this meme is entirely literal. there's no reference or subtext you don't know. these are simply the objectively most popular works of art from each denomination.

bluumi

I always have a special place in my heart for neopets

and-fishing-equipment

in 2026 DO NOT ask yourself whether your art is GOOD

instead ask:

is it SINCERE

was it CATHARTIC

was it FUN TO MAKE

is it MADE BY ME

and don't forget to stay silly

bluechanas

ai this ai that how about we invent a printer that works first

boobyte

The duality of reviews on wake up dead man

catsbypawty

the cool s, the crudely drawn penis, and the among us crewmate are in a beautiful poly relationship on the inner door of the bathroom stall

temothylol

if i came to investigate a case and the main suspect was named “judas duplicitous” i’d throw in the towel dude

Wake Up Dead Man (2025) review from someone who lives in Upstate NY

10/10 they actually pronounced albany right

#wake up dead man #knives out

hbmmaster

tidalbabe

How it felt watching Wake Up Dead Man as a Brit

skrubadub

it's really funny seeing people confused by the architecture and vibe of the town wake up dead man takes place in as someone who lives in upstate ny. like it's actually just like this. if anything it's actually funnier that they went to film over in essex but i guess you're more likely to find a church like this in the middle of a bunch of brownstones or other buildings up here.

#additionally funny is how the upstate scenes weren't actually filmed in the proper upstate region at all but that's its own geography lesson #you do actually see those sort of strips of small businesses in the middle of small towns here. usually immediately surrounded by more tree #the bar also felt like something i'd see in my neighborhood lol #there's a lot of different types of church architecture up here but i totally believe you could find something like that church up here

following the news of the anglican schism like i am overhearing a couple fighting in the middle of the neighborhood starbucks and i’m casually sitting there listening for the goss

#anglican schism #schism #religious shitposting #i don’t even go here i grew up catholic #i don’t even go THERE anymore

vaders-georg

in my head the star wars equivalent of tswift is some human woman named tay’lor spiff or something and her stans are losing their minds over theories that she’s secretly a jedi singing about the horrors of war, even though she’s from a neutral system that hasn’t seen so much as a moral panic in 50 years

vaders-georg

the theories get even more egregious during the imperial era, with people straight up thinking she joined the rebellion in secret and is loading her songs with subliminal rebel propaganda. their main piece of evidence for this is if you play a certain song backwards, it sounds like she’s saying “freedom” in shyriiwook. the fans get really defensive if you point out she’s performed at the yearly empire day celebration thrice now and her family historically owned ewok slaves

vaders-georg

i regret to inform both you beautiful people that this isn’t going to go how you think it will

vaders-georg

spiff fans (also known as “spiffies”) insist that the two decommissioned venator-class destroyers spiff purchased, the bad blood and the reputation, are for diplomatic purposes that benefit the rebellion. jedi’lors have concocted theories that she served on both ships during the clone wars and was respectful of every clone that served there, despite her courtship of a gravball player that thrice advocated against the clone veterans being granted natural citizenship

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all goofing aside I don't understand the urge to reimagine Tay'lor Allisoarn Spiff as a secret Jedi fighting for the rebellion when the rebel alliance is literally like overflowing with women fighting the empire. Gara and Ke'Cha and Mileu and Halcey are right there. like what are we doing here. like I'm not even saying you can't like Taylor but why would you hang all your hopes of taking down the empire on her

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Isn't Lady Gara a force sensitive?

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Hence why I put her in the list of famous force using women who are in the rebel alliance?

(okay ignore the fact I've put an image in here but this is ops icon)

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#im sure op has this post muted by now but Ur icon is so real op

The icon is because of this post

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btw to just clarify for anyone who sees this reblog of this post

op is basically saying something along the lines of "yea ik tay'lor spiff is a jedi but like. why is she y'all's only force using rebel icon when there are all these other force users in the rebellion???"

i might have worded this badly but hopefully i got the main point across

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Hi OP here I most CERTAINLY DID NOT SAY TAY'LOR SPIFF IS A JEDI???

(based on this post)

vaders-georg