Secret Butts

two peas 

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the making of secretbutts back in the day

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How do you feel about people masturbating to your photos?

i think it’s great. 

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Where are you from?

space 🌬

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You are the hottest girl in here. Love you.

thanksss! <3

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Well if that question that just flashed up on my dash rather piqued my interest, what's the most guys you've had at once (or most people you've been with at once?). I feel you were alluding to a rather interesting story there. (Oh and I'll add it's nice to see you back on Tumblr again)

never been in a gangbang, but i’ve had sex with more than one girl as a young, drunk, teenager. yay. 

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Ever had a gang bang?

what constitutes a gang bang? how many people and do dicks have to have been involved? 

ahem. cough. 

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cool

oh totally. 

love,

ralph tresvant / secretbutts

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I'm glad you're back(ish). It was nice to be able to witness your ongoing butt-building project.

but my butt isn’t on the internet anymore??? or is it?

or are you a butt stalker. in which case, carry on. j/k, pls no. 

your pal,

secretive p. butts

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Is secret butts active again? I mean I know you are solo, butt...

yup. or at least it isn’t password protected. hasn’t been for a good month or two. doubt i’ll be posting new stuff there, but hey. miracles happen. 

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so what are you doing to fix that?

nothing. he doesn’t want to stay, and i make him unhappy. there’s no fixing to be done, it’s over. he has hurt me too badly. 

he never cared about me. c’est la vie.

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did your master leave you?

yes.

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thank you, master.

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you are welcome baby girl. it takes me time. life does. i owe you this at least. you are a passion. you aren't even human. don't even waste your time with the little ones.

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this is called upside down pineapple cake. it makes your neck hurt less, and he can massage your jaw if you have TMJ issues. i got hit by a bus in 2013, and my back and neck are mangled, so i'm glad i found out about upside down pineapple cake. 

i like it when his penis goes boi-oi-oing when it comes out of the pants. hee hee. i love sucking cock, and i don't care who knows it. i only suck those i genuinely like and enjoy and have some sort of commitment to, so you could say i'm an old fashioned bj queen ;)

pineapple upside down cake also bypasses the gag part in your throat, so that's nice, if you have trouble deep throating. 

i don't. rah rah rah for me. haha. what a dumb skill to have in life. ah well. 

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Hope you can find some joy in this blog again, would hate for it to disappear again. Are you still with your man and working for the housing ai?

the man in question is the reason this blog must disappear again. :(

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Hi gook. Nice to see you back here. It was nice see some pics of you again as well. I almost forgot how tasty you look. Thanks.

thanks. but it's short lived and will be down again shortly. sigh.