the blog that's secret (and evil)

shew 20s. big cw for piss kink content. they

[secretevilblog6]

you scared my wife half to death by liking all of her posts after she liked the tf fic thign

Oh apologies ghfsdsbkjdfnb

[jjs-sweet-brain-eating-parasite]

[queerishly]

so true

[secretevilblog6]

Problematic share ratio gap

[the-supernatural-atheist]

"riding my biggest dildo imagining it's you" ok i ah. hm. i don't quite know how to say this but. perhaps instead consider a thimble

[comfybutter]

omorashi due to too much skirt and tight and petticoat and underwear

[gennysuga]

[juniepuppie]

it is really funny that discord decided to do some extremely high effort bit for april fools complete with get a pop-up for the bit, supposedly thinking this was a ridiculous thing that would surely be parsed as a bit! but then everyone i know (including me) saw a pop-up when they opened discord about some shit and went "oh ok discord is rolling out a new feature i couldnt care less about and forcing me to know about it via pop-up. whatever" and dismissed it entirely like every other new stupid discord feature. i wonder if this is a good sign for how your userbase feels about your app

[secretevilblog6]

I do want financial compensation for every sekai fan who's suddenly ok w them going at it after years of erm... guys... u follow someone who sexualizes them

[secretevilblog6]

My fellow piss kink havers, or as I like to call them, my peers

[juniepuppie]

see im sexually attracted to sticks and stones breaking my bones so i never understood that expression

[santanael-chan]

Kasane Teto. I drew her fat and trans because I can draw anything.

[secretevilblog6]

Teacher/student roleplay where the teacher makes the student go sit outside for 5 minutes if they're too loud

[secretevilblog6]

"Teacher" trying to play a sex tape to set the mood but they have technical difficulties with the projector

[secretevilblog6]

"It's 'may I cum', try again"

[secretevilblog6]

Teacher/student roleplay where the teacher makes the student go sit outside for 5 minutes if they're too loud

[secretevilblog6]

"Teacher" trying to play a sex tape to set the mood but they have technical difficulties with the projector

[secretevilblog6]

Teacher/student roleplay where the teacher makes the student go sit outside for 5 minutes if they're too loud

[foone]

The three types of kink are

* you have power

* you're safe

* feet

[foone]

this is a shitpost but I think it's not THAT wrong. Most kink is either one of (or a combination of):

You get to play at having power over someone else. This is your dominance sorts of things, your sadisms, etc.

You get to play safely. You can play with scary things while knowing there's safewords and a dom/top who loves you.

Feet. By which I mean, there's some normal part of the human experience that your brain has for some reason fixated on. Maybe you're into red hair, or glasses, or fluffy tails.

[foone]

"safety" can also present as "useful". You have some intrinsic value that cannot be taken from you (because of some sex/kink thing). The safety is from abandonment, because you're useful, despite everything. And "useful" is a bunch of kinks (none of which I'm comfortable mentioning here).

[sleepydogdisease]

oh no, animal ears are feet

[foone]

yeah. cat ears are feet!

[mere-technicality]

can someone turn this into the calvin's dad dialogue

[foone]

oh god, this is so obviously calvin's dad dialogue that now I'm worried that I plagiarized it without realizing it

[itsmsdirection]

this post was rattling around in my head

[homorashi68]

“Omorashi hotline - please hold!”