Shrimp

Shrimp-related quote of 2023 - You’re telling me a shrimp fried this rice?

[mimisillythesecond]

time is a flat circle

[secretlyjustashirmpinatrenchcoat]

Oppa homeless style actually happened I was the gold watch

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Writing Prompt:

Everyone has a simulation cube in which you can do whatever you like inside it but the company that’s making the cubes has started giving out fines and disabling cubes to anyone who does anything illegal, removing the purpose of the cube

[secretlyjustashirmpinatrenchcoat]

How to make ur new object oc:

Go around the house and find random junk

That’s your object oc

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What is like a really big gripe you have with object shows

Something that you absolutely hate when it happens in an object show

[secretlyjustashirmpinatrenchcoat]

Remember the Joe Schmo show? The elimination music was really good

[secretlyjustashirmpinatrenchcoat]

I hate to say it but I don’t think the eraser x teardrop ship works in canon because I think it’s written inconsistently :(

In the balance beam TPOT challenge teardrop betrays eraser

In the zombie TPOT challenge teardrop decides to save eraser but tbh it’s not like she has a choice as this was basically her only opportunity to prevent zombies from overtaking everything.

If it was written better then yeah I guess it could make sense?

[creechurton]

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Get digging, tumblr

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Which is better in your opinion

Which is your preferred method of object show voting [assuming the object show has votes and whatever]

Viewer Vote

Contestant Vote

Voting ended onJun 1, 2024

[secretlyjustashirmpinatrenchcoat]

What if there was an episode of the twilight zone in which some guy ate pasta but it was actually just electrical cables. They’re not live so he isn’t shocked to death it just turns out that he ingested copper or something and how he has to go to the hospital

[secretlyjustashirmpinatrenchcoat]

Which is better

When you throw a dart and it lands on the centre of the dartboard

When you press a key on a piano/keyboard and it makes a sound

Voting ended onMay 31, 2024

[secretlyjustashirmpinatrenchcoat]

Why does Cookie has like a side job hosting Fibbage and Fakin’ It anyway?

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I watched EmKay’s videos on r/tumblr religiously because of how funny I think the posts are… and I just realised if I like tumblr then I should just… join it