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hey i’m real!! i swear!!
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Hmm to be pregnant with a cute round belly with a flowy sundress🥰
As the weather actually starts to get cooler and we properly move in to autumn and winter i ask myself again, am I actually on the ace spectrum or does my seasonal depression give me a breeding season?
I've got a breeding season and that turns me on more than it should
I need to be manhandled so bad... Don't ask me just move me around and treat me like an object.
The fact that this valentines day has a Friday the 13th before it and I probably won't be able to see my gf either day makes me sad on a whole new level bc wdym I don't get to see her on a day honoring the goddess of fertility, love and magic OR on the day honoring a guy who married people in secret bc he believed to strongly in love??? This is homophobic. This is cruel.
She said shes gonna come see me no matter what, but hopefully she works in the city next to mine for convenience, lady Freya PLEASE let me get my shit rocked tomorrow night and wake up refreshed in her arms the following morning 🙏
↑ this user wants to be fucked and used like a stress toy by a pretty girl
The fact that this valentines day has a Friday the 13th before it and I probably won't be able to see my gf either day makes me sad on a whole new level bc wdym I don't get to see her on a day honoring the goddess of fertility, love and magic OR on the day honoring a guy who married people in secret bc he believed to strongly in love??? This is homophobic. This is cruel.
Seeing Shane Hollander get his back blown out in ep 2:
Fuck my life, im crushing on a coworker seven years older than I am and im so down bad I downloaded monopoly go, I DONT EVEN KNOW IF SHE LIKES GIRLS
UPDATE: WE MADE OUT AT A PARTY UNTIL SHE PUKED ON ME, she was pretty wasted tho so idk if it even meant anything
Update! She remembers none of it at after someone sent her a video she said nothing to me! No idea where we stand!!
UPDATE!! WE ARE TOGETHER!! I GOT TO TURN MY CLADDAGH AROUND!! AND I HAVE MY OWN PLACE SO WE CAN DO WHATEVER WE QANT !!
Fuck my life, im crushing on a coworker seven years older than I am and im so down bad I downloaded monopoly go, I DONT EVEN KNOW IF SHE LIKES GIRLS
UPDATE: WE MADE OUT AT A PARTY UNTIL SHE PUKED ON ME, she was pretty wasted tho so idk if it even meant anything
Update! She remembers none of it at after someone sent her a video she said nothing to me! No idea where we stand!!
Fuck my life, im crushing on a coworker seven years older than I am and im so down bad I downloaded monopoly go, I DONT EVEN KNOW IF SHE LIKES GIRLS
UPDATE: WE MADE OUT AT A PARTY UNTIL SHE PUKED ON ME, she was pretty wasted tho so idk if it even meant anything
Fuck my life, im crushing on a coworker seven years older than I am and im so down bad I downloaded monopoly go, I DONT EVEN KNOW IF SHE LIKES GIRLS
UPDATE: WE MADE OUT AT A PARTY UNTIL SHE PUKED ON ME, she was pretty wasted tho so idk if it even meant anything
As the weather actually starts to get cooler and we properly move in to autumn and winter i ask myself again, am I actually on the ace spectrum or does my seasonal depression give me a breeding season?
I lost my voice (ailment) and my sick and delirious mind all I can think about is getting railed and not having to worry about being too loud because I *physically* cannot be loud.
Being able to hear the girl fucking me chuckle at the fact that I cant even *whimper* properly, having her make fun of me for my breathing cutting out because I *tried* to moan and got sent into a coughing fit that she fucks me through anyway.
Her being able to play with my breath without having to use her hands because my body is working against me anyway ♡♡
awwh, look at you, all flustered and squirmy. poor little bunny, can't decide whether to keep your fluffy lil legs open or to hop on away. i’m so cruel, aren’t I? a shiny toy bound to your thigh with silky pink ribbon, its intensity set to max, rubbing you just right. awwh, y’know, sweetheart, it's hot watching you struggle like this, really gets me going. such a sweet, pathetic, needy thing. all on display for me, trying to hold it together. those pretty little whines just slip right out, don't they? shh don't worry, love, you’ll be done soon. keep those legs open, exposed little cunt, looks so cute spread just for me. awwh, it's overwhelming? shut up and take it.