Secrets, Spies, and Spotted Dogs

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So I may have taken some liberties with this picture my mom took of a squirrel in out back yard....but come on!

They’re EVIL. E-V-I-L. 

They pee on my head for fun and don’t even get demoted for that! (partly due to the fact they are rouge and answer to no one, by you understand my outrage.)

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I don't like James Bond. They made him a super hero, but he is just an agent....

King Hu

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As discussed previously, I was demoted to the rank of "Asset Protection".

Which is basically a fancy name for a security guard....

I was sent to a pound and it was pre-arranged that "Mom" would pick me.

This is our first picture, and just the beginning.

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continued.

You thought cats were cute and cuddly? WRONG. If you've ever felt that they might be plotting to kill you..

They are.

It also means you're going to be a very influential person in some way or another. You will tip the balance in our favor one day. cats have a sixth sense about their enemies--future and present.

But I'm getting off track here.

I was doing well. I was picked specifically as a pup and put immediately into training. I'd completed five previous missions, but it wasn't until I had completed my sixth that it all went horribly wrong.

I had just averted a disaster for the Crown. Just something I was getting used to doing. The lovely Prime Minister reached out to pet me (for a job well done), and I peed. I just couldn't help myself! I was so nervous I don't even remember it happening...I'm beginning to wonder if it's all a conspiracy. Either way, peeing on the Prime Minister is the biggest no-no a dog detective can commit. I mean it's not like we'd ever betray the Empire; Loyalty is in our DNA. The peeing? Unforgiveable. So I was demoted.

                                          DEMOTED.

To "Asset Protection", A.K.A a personal security guard. The worst part? My asset has cats. So I was put on a private plane headed to America to meet her.Once I saw her picture, I knew she had to be protected. 

I mean if that cancerous order of cats has to send TWO agents to take her out, she must be important.

What will she do for dog kind? I don't know specifically. But I keep her safe.In return? She loves me.

But does she know what I do for her? No. Will she ever know? Most likely not, which is why I have this blog...To share my story and leave a legacy for her. 

Get ready! This blog is all about my missions, so buckle up, because it’s about to get INTENSE.

-B.G.

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Sorry about the squirrels.

Seriously, they’re horrible. Almost worse than cats. 

You see, the squirrels are a rouge nation. They answer to no one. They are reckless and rabid. I HAVE to chase them away or they might infect my asset!

More on the squirrels later. Back to how I got into asset protection.

Well you know that children's movie, Cats & Dogs? I bet you thought it was made up.   SURPRISE! It's all real.

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Let me Introduce Myself.

     The Name is Grace. Bellamy Grace. 

I’m kind of a spy. Now I know you know all about this if you’ve visited my site, but let’s be respectful of the newcomers, please.

What you may not know about me is that I might just be Britian's most notorious spy--and a dog. Now I know you may be thinking, "What? a Dog Spy?" or maybe if you're anything like the asset I protect (a.k.a "Mom"), you first wondered, "Why is she notorious...and British? Do dogs have nationalities?".

Well, I'm here to answer all your questions.

Yes. I am both a dog and a spy.

Yes, dogs have nationalities!

I'm here in America on loan from MI5's Dog Detective Division.

No, I don't carry a gun....no thumbs.

Yes, I'm cute as a button.

Oops! gotta run, the squirrel nation is attacking! More later!!

B.G