A man from U.N.C.L.E.

Operations and Enforcement

[askuncle]

MARK, HOW MUCH MONEY DID YOU BET? Only $5? Isn't that cheap?

Cheap? That’s more than my hat costs!

[notdushka]

sectiontwoagent:

notdushka:

Fish and chips sound good. I am starving.

Great, see you at the garage then.

“Right.” 

Not that much time later, after going to the garage and spotting Mark, he scratched the back of his head and shrugs apologetically. “Uh, well, hate to say this, but something came up. I apologize. Maybe we can do this some other time, when we both have time.”

[sectiontwoagent]

“Oh well then, some other time,” Mark shrugged, “Have fun there.” He turned to his car and murmured under his nose, “...with Napoleon.”

[askuncle]

MARK, HOW MUCH MONEY DID YOU BET? Only $5? Isn't that cheap?

Cheap? That’s more than my hat costs!

[notdushka]

That hideous hat of his…

[sectiontwoagent]

What do you have against it?

[notdushka]

Between your hat and Napoleon’s dress code outside the office, I find it hard to decide which one of you has the worst fashion sense.

[sectiontwoagent]

I have a good fashion sense! I’m very hip and I like trying everything new. Did you know that everyone wears these hats in Paris? I mean, come on! It’s 1967, not 1955.

[notdushka]

Yes, I am awfully aware of the passing of time. Thanks for reminding me of the curse of humanity, anyway. Nevermind, would you like to go for a drink? I am in the mood for greasy food and cheap American beer.

[sectiontwoagent]

Alright, do you want to go to Betty’s? They serve fish’n’chips there, I wouldn’t mind.

[notdushka]

Fish and chips sound good. I am starving.

[sectiontwoagent]

Great, see you at the garage then.

[askuncle]

MARK, HOW MUCH MONEY DID YOU BET? Only $5? Isn't that cheap?

Cheap? That’s more than my hat costs!

[notdushka]

That hideous hat of his…

[sectiontwoagent]

What do you have against it?

[notdushka]

Between your hat and Napoleon’s dress code outside the office, I find it hard to decide which one of you has the worst fashion sense.

[sectiontwoagent]

I have a good fashion sense! I’m very hip and I like trying everything new. Did you know that everyone wears these hats in Paris? I mean, come on! It’s 1967, not 1955.

[notdushka]

Yes, I am awfully aware of the passing of time. Thanks for reminding me of the curse of humanity, anyway. Nevermind, would you like to go for a drink? I am in the mood for greasy food and cheap American beer.

[sectiontwoagent]

Alright, do you want to go to Betty’s? They serve fish’n’chips there, I wouldn’t mind.

[askuncle]

MARK, HOW MUCH MONEY DID YOU BET? Only $5? Isn't that cheap?

Cheap? That’s more than my hat costs!

[notdushka]

That hideous hat of his…

[sectiontwoagent]

What do you have against it?

[notdushka]

Between your hat and Napoleon’s dress code outside the office, I find it hard to decide which one of you has the worst fashion sense.

[sectiontwoagent]

I have a good fashion sense! I’m very hip and I like trying everything new. Did you know that everyone wears these hats in Paris? I mean, come on! It’s 1967, not 1955.

[askuncle]

MARK, HOW MUCH MONEY DID YOU BET? Only $5? Isn't that cheap?

Cheap? That’s more than my hat costs!

[notdushka]

That hideous hat of his…

[sectiontwoagent]

What do you have against it?

[theniftycat]

Mark Slate is judging your fashion choices.

[sectiontwoagent]

#April's right#that hat is ugly#and I thought Napoleon made poor hat choices#I think we should maybe make a rule#only Illya is allowed to wear hats (via @theparadoxmachine)

I can’t believe it, why is everyone so mean. That’s alright, I accept formal apologies in form of fanarts now.

[theniftycat]

[sectiontwoagent]

#i am april #i too would destroy that hat #that hat is illegal#i can’t believe nobody has called the fashion police yet#that hat was probably the real reason that gfu was cancelled#wow mark I can’t believe you got gfu cancelled#that’ll teach you to make poor fashion choices in the future#april throwing shade #same tbh #same (via @artie-pete)

I can’t believe this is happening.

[banemmanan]

I almost feel bad now. Almost.

My very sincere apology…

[theniftycat]

[sectiontwoagent]

#i am april #i too would destroy that hat #that hat is illegal#i can't believe nobody has called the fashion police yet#that hat was probably the real reason that gfu was cancelled#wow mark I can't believe you got gfu cancelled#that'll teach you to make poor fashion choices in the future#april throwing shade #same tbh #same (via @artie-pete)

I can’t believe this is happening.

[notdushka]

Starter Call

This is a starter call. So, if you wanna roleplay, like/reblog this and I will post us a starter. If you prefer it, you can send me an ask and we can plot before I post anything :)

[incorrect-muncle-quotes]

It probably doesn’t make you gay if you think Illya’s hot. We all think he’s hot.

Mark Slate [to Napoleon Solo] (via notdushka)

[incorrect-muncle-quotes]

I am very flattered. I was Illya’s second choice after ‘Pass.’

Mark Slate, The Galatea Affair (via incorrect-muncle-quotes)

[sectiontwoagent]

April Dancer: Ladies, are we prepared to let the Marks of the world decide anything for us? Anything at all? We don't even give him full Internet access.

Mark Slate: Wait, what?

[matsoni]

[retrogasm-deactivated20161109]

Trios

[sectiontwoagent]

Napoleon: What happened to Mark's diverson?

Illya: Mark doesn't know what a diversion is, apparently. He just ran directly into the house.

[sectiontwoagent]

Mark: Just look at him. There's your challenge, your Mount Everest.

Illya: Yeah, I know.

Mark: Well, what are you waiting for? Mount Napoleon!

Illya:

Mark: That- that wasn't actually meant to sound like an instruction.

[sectiontwoagent]

Napoleon Solo: Well, opinions?

Mark Slate: I think we're in a lot of trouble.

Napoleon Solo: That's a great help, Mark. April?

April Dancer: I think Mark's right, we are in a lot of trouble.

Napoleon Solo: Illya? And if you say we're in a lot of trouble...

Illya Kuryakin: We are.