The Paradox Machine

[dracurio]

HAPPY PRIDE MONTH!!! 🌈❤️🧡💛💚💙💜 Here are some supportive Pride-Spiders (let me know if I you want me to do more flags)

[theparadoxmachine]

Dad, I fucking swear, if you gave me ONE MORE chronic illness, I'm gonna take your ashes to a drag club and leave you there

[garashir]

hey friends where is that picture of boromir with the gondor flag except its a pride flag?

[lesbiansforboromir]

Couldn’t find it so I made another because you’re right that it’s a crime and it’s definitely my duty to remedy it

[kateammann]

Happy Pride Month to all of my fellow aces!! 🖤🩶🤍💜

[dailynarnia]

is jake gyllenhaal gay??

why would you ask us, a narnia blog, this

[helloitsbees]

happy pride month to this post specifically

[kosmogrl]

[glowingghosty]

[nerdgirlriot]

There's a house on my way home that has one of those Home Depot 12 ft. skeletons and they haven't taken it down since Halloween, just dressed it up in holiday-appropriate wear and of course for June it's all about Pride so please allow your dash to be blessed by 12 ft. Pride Skeleton

[christopherleefan]

Leeweek 2026 Day 7: Leeday Happy Birthday Sir Christopher Frank Carandini Lee (May 27, 1922 - ∞) "To be a legend, you've either got to be dead or excessively old!"

[christopherleefan]

Happy Birthday Vincent Price (May 27, 1911 - ∞)

“I played so many gentle men at the beginning of my career that I certainly wanted to play some villains and so I got kind of stuck in villains.” - Vincent Price

[theparadoxmachine]

When you're angy that Möthër the Human cleaned off your dirty feets in the sink but you still want bedtime snuggles.

[theparadoxmachine]

I often get asked what kind of dog Arthur is and I finally have an answer. He is a very rare breed called Not Bothered At ALL By the Vacuum Cleaner

The vacuum is ON in these pictures and he's like "lol that things loud whatcha doin' Mom?" I had to bribe him with treats to get him to move so I could vacuum under where he was laying.

I have never had a dog this unbothered by the vacuum, yet here he is. Zero fucks given.

[xennialwarriorprincess]

Peter Cushing. Circa 1955. Edited and colourised by me. Find more here.

Happy birthday, Peter Cushing! - Born May 26, 1913 -

[arielmh]

David Dastmalchian bts Grave Conversations

The new season starts May 13th! ⚰️🖤⚰️

[theparadoxmachine]

Hey so can my Personal FBI Agent send the Definitely Legally Obtained Dude Just Trust Me Footage of my erratic-and-weird-even-for-me behavior over the last couple days to RFK and be like "so as turns out THIS is what happens when a person with depression, anxiety, and adhd A. Goes without their antidepressants for a couple days, B. Goes without caffeine for a few days, C. Does all that with PMS, and D. Is just kind of Like That to begin with. You can try to contain that but I think you would have about 45 seconds before she gnawed through the bars of the enclosure, broke free, stole the office keurig, raided the vending machine, and tamed the rats living in the walls of the parking garage to stage a coup over the building. Like idk guys, I don't think this is going to go the way you're hoping."

[cheaphalloweencostume]

i need to come up with a way to say “i mean like, movies for grownups” that doesn’t make me feel like a villain

[cheaphalloweencostume]

*peeks in the replies* *gets really nervous and locks my house up and leaves*

[cheaphalloweencostume]

well, i mean more like La Piscine or Mulholland Drive,

[maripands]

[theparadoxmachine]

The problem with living in a household where 3 out of 4 of the occupants have to take daily medications is that the boys get their meds in pill pockets, which they think are just treats, which is great because I can give them their medicine without them fighting me, but then Nebula sees them get Special Treats and doesn't understand why she doesn't get any and just stares at me looking betrayed and left out, so now I have Special Nebbie Treats just for her so she doesn't feel excluded while the rest of us take our medicine

[theparadoxmachine]

Idk maybe it's just pms but I'm getting really tired of every horror book I pick up having a bunch of animals dying. I read horror to see humans experience intense psychological and/or physical trauma so I can work through my own. Leave the raccoons and the javelinas out of this