Incorrect Man from UNCLE Quotes

Incorrect quotes from the Man from UNCLE TV series

[white-bow-tie]

Suddenly find something that was never posted..

[hederigerenthag]

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[commander-kiranerys]

mfu + dril, waverly edition

[illya | napoleon]

[commander-kiranerys]

mfu + dril, napoleon edition

[illya | napoleon | waverly]

[commander-kiranerys]

mfu + dril, Illya edition

[incorrect-muncle-quotes]

Waverly: All in all, a 100% successful mission.

Napoleon: But we lost Illya!

Waverly: All in all, a 100% successful mission.

[theniftycat]

[incorrect-muncle-quotes]

"The best version of me is the one wearing a turtleneck."

- Illya Kuryakin

[incorrect-muncle-quotes]

Waverly: Do you want to tell me how you crashed the car?

Illya: Well, we were driving and there was this deer in the middle of the road that Napoleon couldn’t see, so I shouted “Napoleon, deer!”

Illya: Would you like to tell Mr. Waverly what your response was?

Napoleon: … “Yes, my love?”

[incorrect-muncle-quotes]

While you were being heterosexual, I studied the BLADE

Illya Kuryakin

[incorrect-muncle-quotes]

Is everything all right, Illya? You seem distracted. Usually I get at least a glimmer of a smile from my remarks, the occasional eye roll. I think I got a snort once.

Napoleon

[incorrect-muncle-quotes]

Mark: Let me get this straight, you and Illya have been together the whole time?!

Napoleon: There’s actually nothing straight about it but yeah.

[incorrect-muncle-quotes]

I’m telling you, Molotov cocktails work. Any time I had a problem, and I threw a Molotov cocktail, boom! Right away, I had a different problem.

Illya Kuryakin

[incorrect-muncle-quotes]

Illya: Truth is, I only know of one truly platonic relationship.

Napoleon: You and me.

Illya: Don’t make me laugh, Napoleon. You want to hit this so hard.

[incorrect-muncle-quotes]

Waverly: My operatives are competent.

Illya: Sir, I tried to make pasta in the coffee pot and I broke everything.

[incorrect-muncle-quotes]

Napoleon, stroking Illya's hair: You're so tiny and adorable.

Illya, half asleep: I could literally kick your ass right now.

Napoleon: I know.

[incorrect-muncle-quotes]

Dr. Febray: I know why you’re upset.

Napoleon: My partner might be dead by your very hand. Brilliant deduction, doctor.

Dr. Febray: You’re not sure you can do what needs to be done without him. This is more than just a case. Without him to keep you focused, to keep you settled–

Napoleon: Is that what you think he is? Hmm? A simple counterbalance?

Dr. Febray: I think he’s the person you love most in the world.