sentence starters for the morning after.
feel free to change tenses/pronouns/etc. as you like!
content warnings: food (mentioned), sexual activity (implied)
❝ good morning! up for round two? ❞
❝ so... where do we go from here? ❞
❝ can we skip the weird morning-after pillow talk? ❞
❝ we really did that, didn't we? ❞
❝ well it's safe to say this was a mistake! don't call me later. ❞
❝ next time, it's your place. i don't want my roommates making things weird every time we hook up. ❞
❝ can we do your place next time? i'm worried my roommates heard us last night. ❞
❝ how many more times are we going to do this? ❞
❝ this was a one time deal. don't get any ideas. ❞
❝ don't take this the wrong way but: why are you still here? i thought hookups usually left right after. ❞
❝ i was thinking: you might as well leave spare clothes and a toothbrush here if you're going to keep coming around like this. ❞
❝ could we... y'know... do this again? sometime? maybe soon-ish? ❞
❝ next time you mark my neck up like that, i'm sending you the bill for the makeup to cover it. ❞
❝ let me be clear with you: there's no "we" after this. got it? ❞
❝ did you really post about getting laid on social media? ❞
❝ ion the satisfaction survey, i'd rate last night a seven out of ten. ❞
❝ your roommate aren't going to make this weird, are they? ❞
❝ this isn't going to make things weird between us, is it? ❞
❝ i think we can add this to the "benefits" list to this relationship. ❞
❝ did you... make us breakfast? ❞
❝ here, have an orange. i'd make you breakfast but i haven't gone to the store this week. ❞
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