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Have you been to a trendy restaurant and tried some new fancy fish tacos? Our food bill eating out was getting a little spendy on all our favorite eats so we came up with this easy to make at-home Seared Ahi Tuna Spicy Tacos with a homemade Sriracha Vinaigrette that you will just die for! Perfect for summer with it light and fresh.

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Getting old is something you cannot avoid. As you age, insomnia may become an apparent part of your life - if thatu2019s the case, you know how hard it can be to get to sleep

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EXTEROUS dermatologist Sandra Lee is bursting into the limelight - by popping explosive spots and blackheads on camera for thousands of fans. Better known as Dr Pimple Popper, she has amassed almost half a million fans on YouTube and Instagram combined in the last year alone.

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Iz Tiberius. Inquir withn fur modeling contracté

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Here is a collection of the most unique and beautiful stallions and mares in the world.

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Vampire Problems [OC]

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Jake’s Vow

Raj (Minister): Dudes, dudettes, dudelings… We are gathered here today to witness the union of these two doodlejumps in matrimony. There is not a single ounce of doubt in me that these two dudes will have an awesome marriage. So if you would, Jake? Your vows?

Jake: Oh, ok. *clears throat* Here I am standing before you, sober, I shaved, and I’m wearing the tuxedo Sean picked for me. I’m even wearing the cologne you and Quinn gave me for my birthday. I even let Diego and Michelle give me a proper haircut, and asked Aleister and Grace about vows. So, here goes:

I, Jacob McKenzie, promise not to get drunk without you ever again. I promise to always ALWAYS do the dishes when you tell me to. I promise to take you with me wherever I go as my co-pilot. I promise not to hide a flask in my boots without you inspecting it. I promise to always ALWAYS hold your hand when you’re given a shot or vaccination or whatever, but only if you’d also hold mine in those situations. I promise to tell you everything and to give you the world because you deserve it all. And I promise to never give up as long as I live. I love you, MC. You’re my princess, and my heart belongs to you. Always.

Craig: *sobs* That was beautiful, bro!

Zahra: *snorts, almost laughing* He’s crying!

Michelle: Guys? Can you maybe shut the hell up before I slap you both?

Lila: *gasps* Play nice, guys!